TomMasz

@TomMasz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The problem is causing so many accidents⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Another one of those signs whose backstory you’d love to hear but never will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember her from high school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LOC is a terrible metric. The worst programmer I ever had work for me had the highest LOC of anyone on the team, and his code was crap that barely worked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ELI5 why I logically understand McDonald's food is low quality and bad for me but I crave it like crack?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We evolved for a life of scarcity, but now we live in a world of plenty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it Sasha!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sasha: How about just one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold and despair!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is evil genius-level, but for good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's nothing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Light up another Marlboro, you’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a speaker of this language I can confirm that this is in that language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox to block children from talking to adult strangers after string of lawsuits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  after string of lawsuits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I flew into Boston back in the ‘80s and was driving a rental car to my hotel. I get to an intersection and it’s blocked for a 10K road race. So I ask the cop diverting traffic if there was an alternate route to the hotel. He shrugs his shoulders, says he doesn’t know, and waves me on. I ended up driving around until the roads reopened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edible Wood⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Packed with fiber!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are you ladies doing tonight ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I regret reading this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got so many compliments on THIS I'm going to quit my job and do ART full time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you should check with someone other than your mom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are your only alternatives. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Slack does this all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Periclinal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “But we wanted a Hippogriff!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents outraged as Meta uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Zuck’s company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A ‘demoralizing' trend has computer science grads out of work — even minimum wage jobs. Are 6-figure tech careers over?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I teach Software Engineering, working mostly with first-year students but also coaching the senior capstone project. This year was the first time that not all of my seniors had a job before they graduated. One got hired just two weeks ago. Unsurprisingly, incoming numbers are way down. It’s likely that at least some of those were attracted to the money aspect, but it’s still a disturbing trend after years of steady growth in numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckererg Demos New Facebook AI And It Couldn’t Have Gone Worse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Attention span of a Golden Retriever puppy, but none of the cuteness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckererg Demos New Facebook AI And It Couldn’t Have Gone Worse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Try not to imagine what the money he’s blown on AI could have been spent on that would actually benefit mankind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfection.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are correct, I do not like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quiet place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It would definitely remove IBS from the gene pool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smell this pic.*

  *Not a compliment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘A new frontier of potential abuse’: Is it legitimate to charge someone flying to a funeral more than a leisure traveler?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Legitimate? Yes. Shitty as all fuck? Also yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Years ago I was in LA on business and ended up on I-5. All of a sudden traffic stopped dead. Eventually people were getting out of their cars and walking around. About a half-hour later, traffic started up again. We never saw what was responsible for the blockage. No wreckage, no obvious marks or debris on the pavement, nothing. I’m glad I live in a small city nowhere near California.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with imgur right now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It seemed like imgur was the only hosting site for Reddit for the longest time. Then Reddit started self-hosting and imgur seemed to disappear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do these 3 /(?:United Earth|Star) Fleet/ Officers have in common?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They are 3 people who’ve never been in Cliff Calvin’s kitchen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And here you thought automatic date conversion was a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I’ve read, it’s something that Jeff Bezos would pay real money for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The lingering aroma wouldn’t let you forget, either.