TomMasz

@TomMasz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Choo choo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shhhh! it's sleeping.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s never done that before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨- sent from my Samsung Toilet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pain tells you it’s working.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It still counts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No matter where you come from , once you can say “I know a guy” you’re an American.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either he has a big dick, or he’s thinking of killing someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just off the upper left of the map there’s Greece, NY. It’s a Rochester suburb. Just throwing that out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But boy could he play it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks. Now I’m not going to sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly...How She Do It?!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me a sec to get this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly...How She Do It?!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just replace “in” with “into” and the wrestling makes perfect sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re also going to be its first victim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longtime GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Supposedly a ruptured aorta. Almost impossible to survive even with quick medical intervention.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The spread of debris is honestly impressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember what you did with these?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These and Erector Sets were top toys when I was a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gargle the wine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fish Multiplier

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attention!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Forbid smoking and he’ll stay away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lik the bone⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Always great to see scientists with a sense of humor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve revealed Victoria’s secret.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was wondering why the €40k printer at work was choking with "simple" Canva PDFs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked in that industry (for a company that used Fiery print controllers with some products), and this is standard practice. Our machines took forever to boot up because of limited RAM and slow CPUs. Even their latest machines, which we have at my current employer, struggle. One can only imagine what newer ones will be like with the current RAM situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps, but maybe he shouldn’t be using Skittles to play it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this house⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honey, I won’t try to stop you. But I will film it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was pretty rough on him for a dozen or so centuries⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the language of his executioners, so no wonder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This was common for a long time. I have no idea why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US we have signs that say No Shirt No Shoes No service. When did this become a norm? Also if I am wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants can I still enter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to say this came about as a reaction to hippy culture in the '60s, but I’m not really sure. It was definitely around in the '70s, though. America has become more and more relaxed about dressing in public since the '60s so stores and restaurants wouldn’t have needed to post such signs prior to that era.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The original Gremlin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the ugliest cars in an era of ugly cars. AMC, undeterred, followed it up with the Pacer. It easily outuglied the Gremlin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit. It doesn't matter anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been getting Reddit ads on my Fire tablet (that I only use to play games on). They fit in just fine with all the other crappy ads Amazon forces on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AI? Or a failure of the educational system?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you want to go back in time when you were a kid?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Up until a few years ago, I would have said “no”. Growing up during the Cold War meant always wondering when the nukes would come. Every day at noon the sirens would wail, reminding you of what you’d hear as you rushed to the closest fallout shelter. Car radios had special markers for the Civil Defense stations you would tune to when it happened. It was a lot for a kid to have to deal with.

  But the nukes never came. The sirens stopped wailing at noon. The shelters, and the signs that advertised them, are long gone. The supplies they were stocked with expired and were thrown away. The great enemy collapsed under the weight of its own incompetence.

  It was an unsettling time, but we didn’t have to worry about being apprehended walking home from school, or having someone from the government break down our front door with guns drawn. The government, to some degree, seemed to have our safety in mind (even if some of those measures would have been ineffective). It wasn’t a golden era, but it was better than what we’re in now.

  So, my answer is “yes, yes I would.”