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- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 14 comments
- Comment on Anon is Banished 1 week ago:
BRB gonna replay
- Comment on Anon is Banished 1 week ago:
I have played rimworld before, fair point. Haven’t heard of SAELIG but I’ll check it out!
- Comment on Anon is Banished 1 week ago:
Can’t find another game quite like it tbh
- Comment on Anon is Banished 1 week ago:
The book series is very long iirc. Is it worth reading?
- Submitted 1 week ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 73 comments
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on Linux GPU Configuration And Monitoring Tool (LACT) gets expanded support for older AMD GPUs 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Life hack 2 weeks ago:
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 83 comments
- Comment on Everything is a problem 3 weeks ago:
Props to Dennis for not unleashing his fury , like the crashing of a thousand waves
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 3 weeks ago:
It’s surprising more men don’t wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it’s only fair we do the same.
- Comment on grindset 3 weeks ago:
Grindset only makes sense if you own your business. If you’re grinding to make more of a profit for someone else, you’re drinking the Kool-aid.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
The house always wins. Happy cake day btw
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
The Epstein list is released, which implicates many beloved celebrities, public intellectuals, and even more politicians than everyone thought. And yet, somehow, only the people who hold a lot of their wealth in pesos face any real consequences (execution):
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Impressive!
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
“Spread” indeed implies but does not entail that it happens instantly. For instance, Bill Gates could say that he “spread riches among the poor” without mentioning that he did it slowly, over decades. There’s a grammatical ambiguity to be exploited.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
The wisest wish, may be no wish at all…
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Uh, sure? Everyone must fart loudly once a day in front of people OR THEY WILL DIE. (I have made it so that everyone is aware of the aliment.) On the bright side, the social taboo around flatulence goes away:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Two of your friends hug you, but they are magically compelled to not let go. If they are somehow separated, they will always seek to reinstate the hug:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
const SIMULATIONTHEORY = true. All humans on Earth are transported out of physical existence and unknowingly adapted to the realm of computer abstracta. From their perspective, nothing has changed: they have always lived in a post-scarcity, interstellar society with a benevolent, queer-friendly, communist government. The current owner of the simulation is startled to see the program start of its own accord, but altruistic enough to allow it to keep running:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Sure, I have now reduced the Earth’s gravity to 9.80664% of it’s previous value (i.e., ~0.96m/s²) by removing material in the Earth’s core and mantle. Everything on Earth now weighs less than on the moon. Earthquakes shake the planet, massive fissures swallow cities whole, and the atmosphere begins to disperse into the vacuum of space. Humans barely have enough time to escape to the moon and Mars: the vast majority are left behind. On the bright side, your back no longer hurts:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Your mortal understanding is limited. And a hive mind consciousness would be more empathetic, no?
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Two buns enclosing, ketchup, onions, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes are at your fingertips.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
You are transported to a homestead deep within the Appalachian Mountains. You see seeds, goats, chickens, some tools, a shed, and a small house. The homestead is magically separated from the rest of the world. You are doomed to survive by the fruit of your toil, stranded for decades without electricity or modern conveniences:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Your request has given a random depressed person a brief respite from their lethargy.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Done! But I have given the magic pillow to someone else who isn’t you. They frequently oversleep and are often late for work:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
Sure, there is a period of turmoil on golf courses around the globe. Shenanigans ensue. Eventually, people switch to croquet and disk golf:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 4 weeks ago:
As you say, it has been done; onions and mustard for everyone:
