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Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…

    I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…

    Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.

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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.

      Wake up gegil, your family misses you.

      WAKE UP

      WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

      YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t see you complaining about that.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because it’s what you needed.

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      • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I don’t think so, i’m more into boys.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sigh…

    *unzips

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    • Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Literally my first thought.

      Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Don’t leave us hanging!

        What was your first thought?

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    • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      By the looks of the pumpkin you’re a bit late to that party…

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You know you want to do it. No shame in that

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  • PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That looks whorable

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  • CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We’re posting pumpkussy?

    This was from a few years ago. ImageImageImage

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I should call her.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She would be thrilled to hear from you

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You’re right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.

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  • anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can also have my Orange

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you a trans woman?

    Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work

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    • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pumpussy?

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not bad, not bad

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Kinpussy for us southern folk.

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      • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s… apt? Appropriate?

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    this is where you put your Halloweeny.

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see

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  • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I should call her.

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    NSFW 🥵

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  • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…

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  • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    AI slop

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This image is literally older than android phones.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        September 23, 2008. FUCK.

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    • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nah.

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Carving time

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can you ask the pumpkin, if a dp would be okay?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I asked and she’d like to try it

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  • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.

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