Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 hours ago
gegil@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.
Wake up gegil, your family misses you.
WAKE UP
WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
Klear@quokk.au 1 day ago
Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t see you complaining about that.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Sigh…
*unzips
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Literally my first thought.
Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t leave us hanging!
What was your first thought?
Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
By the looks of the pumpkin you’re a bit late to that party…
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You know you want to do it. No shame in that
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That looks whorable
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
dingus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 1 day ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I should call her.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
She would be thrilled to hear from you
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work
Metostopholes@midwest.social 1 day ago
Pumpussy?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not bad, not bad
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 day ago
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 day ago
this is where you put your Halloweeny.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I should call her.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
NSFW 🥵
Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…
zd9@lemmy.world 1 day ago
AI slop
Chozo@fedia.io 1 day ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Carving time
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 day ago
Can you ask the pumpkin, if a dp would be okay?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I asked and she’d like to try it
Pandantic@midwest.social 1 day ago
And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 day ago
I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.