Chozo
@Chozo@fedia.io
Hail Satan.
Using Mbin as a backup to my main Kbin account due to tech issues on Kbin.social. May either switch to this one permanently or abandon it, depending on how Kbin's development goes. All my active fedi accounts are linked.
- Comment on Look At All That Unsold Freedom Juice 3 days ago:
Monster has a flavor now called Pacific Punch, which tastes exactly like Hawaiian Punch did back in the 90s (the current Hawaiian Punch recipe is atrocious), and I love it so much.
- Comment on Look At All That Unsold Freedom Juice 3 days ago:
Well duh, that's because of all the energy!
- Comment on It is not an issue 4 days ago:
"Slight"
- Comment on Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists 2 weeks ago:
It sounds an awful lot to me like Christians want to fuck horses. Or at the VERY least, they spend a concerning amount of time thinking about fucking horses.
- Comment on Finally HR does something right 2 weeks ago:
Based new-hire.
- Comment on I took this today in San Francisco 2 weeks ago:
Isn't it wild how these billboards just seem to spontaneously combust all the time? Totally bizarre phenomenon, nobody can explain it, these dang things just keep self-igniting for some reason. Huh, oh well.
- Comment on Who does Temu think I am? 2 weeks ago:
So what countries (with any considerable exports) are left to choose from then?
- Comment on Who does Temu think I am? 2 weeks ago:
In your opinion, what country's products are okay to buy, then?
- Comment on What happens when you just refuse to pay and go ... ? 2 weeks ago:
this very volatile section of the World.
Ah yeah, surely an extortion racket will fix that.
- Comment on Sneaky marky 3 weeks ago:
I was too busy trying to figure out why the hell she dumped her pho onto the table. Like... you can just order a bowl of broth if that's all you want, lady.
- Comment on If Steam were to shut down tomorrow how much money would you have lost in total on games / DLC ?? 4 weeks ago:
This has Ken M energy and I love it.
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 4 weeks ago:
Quit laughing, it's just low tide right now.
- Comment on The agenda 4 weeks ago:
Just use alternating black and white LIKE GOD INTENDED
- Comment on GTA 6 Price Finally Confirmed, Features a 'Single-Player Experience' at Launch 5 weeks ago:
It's like this every time a new GTA comes out.
- Comment on I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey 5 weeks ago:
After delivery fees and tips, that's roughly a meal for 2 people, plus a dessert. And a drink, which the driver left at the restaurant.
- Comment on I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey 5 weeks ago:
This happens all the time. For the customer, they'll get a refund if it's the first time it's happened to them, but if it keeps happening then they'll likely be denied refunds after a while, as support will assume the customer is lying to get free food (unless they submit doorbell cam footage, which they often do). For the driver, nothing will happen to them, but if customers keep reporting their food as stolen then eventually the driver will be removed from the platform, as support will assume the driver is stealing.
- Comment on Troof 5 weeks ago:
Dude looks like a lady!
- Comment on Already going to be a problem child 1 month ago:
No. Let's make it much worse.
- Comment on How do you distance yourself from your country when it doesn't represent your views anymore so you won't be viewed by the rest of the world as part of the problem? 1 month ago:
Worry less about people-pleasing. You will always be seen as part of somebody's problem. Whether you actually are, or they just see you as such, doesn't matter much as you almost certainly can't do anything about it, either way.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
"I can't read this kid's handwriting... Did he write an email dash?"
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
Oh, I thought that was an old coffee filter somebody threw in the corner.
I think I'm gonna go puke my pants now.
- Comment on A warning from Norm Macdonald 1 month ago:
I think a lot of that comes down to our ability to make personal comparisons. When you're 10 years old, a year is 10% of your entire lived experience. When you're 50 years old, a year is just 2% of your life. Life feels like it goes faster as we age, because we have so much more to compare it to as we grow older.
- Comment on A stone cold quote machine 1 month ago:
It's a good quote, and it's actually a little ironic because the line sort of proves itself, as it's actually a myth that people ever believed the world was flat pre-Columbus. Scholars have known the Earth was round for literally thousands of years; Pythagoras wrote about the curvature of the earth as early as ~500 BC. The roundness of the Earth was never really contested until the last 50 years or so.
The myth stems from Washington Irving's book "A History of the Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus", in which he completely fabricates the idea that Columbus argued with scholars about the shape of the earth (as well as several other stories with zero historical data to back them up). Everybody at the time generally agreed, before Columbus ever set sail, that the Earth is round. That misconception is relatively new, as the book was only published in 1828.
Fact-checking was a much more arduous process back in the 1800s. Back then, you'd typically have to find a book to prove your point, so it's really no surprise that people just accepted these printed words as the truth, but in this case the book is just full of straight-up lies. Lies that eventually made their way into almost every school's history curriculum ever since. In fact, there are more flat-Earthers now than at any point in history, and we can probably directly blame Irving for that, for putting such a stupid idea into the public's eye in the first place.
Interestingly, Columbus was actually WRONG about the shape of the earth. While most scholars accurately believed it to be spherical, Columbus thought the planet was pear-shaped. But "proving" that was never the point of his voyages, either way.
15 minutes ago, some of you reading this "knew" that people believed the world was flat 500 years ago.
- Comment on Office job 2 months ago:
And a +1 for egirls in general.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Well done, Henry.
- Comment on Crazy how it does that 2 months ago:
Open a new thread and ask again. You'll get a different result. Open a third thread and ask again, you'll get yet another result. That's how LLMs work. You getting a different answer to your prompt doesn't mean anything.
- Comment on Is there an optimal angle when using a urinal? 2 months ago:
I like to aim for the little holes way at the top, where the water flows in from when you flush. I try to backflow my stream directly into the pipes. If you get it just right, you get this really deep, gurgling sound that emanates from the walls.
- Comment on So Lemmy, what are your thoughts on Mixtape? 2 months ago:
Of course the anti-woke crowd hate it; it's a story about young people finding themselves, instead of being told who to be.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Just look at the hairless pits the character on his shirt has. Clearly this is a man of culture.
- Comment on Child’s school updated the uniform policy 2 months ago:
Get a bunch of other parents together and threaten to change schools. They need your money and your children's enrollments a whole lot more than you need them.