Well yeah, that’s ok if it’s so bad you’re feeling weak, but they really need to add a seatbelt for extreme cases where liftoff may be a concern…
When diarrhea hits so hard u need to hold on
Submitted 5 months ago by graphito@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 months ago
urda@lebowski.social 5 months ago
When the static fire test turns dynamic
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Shitting through the nth dimension
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Putting both handles on a single pole promotes bad form.
aramis87@fedia.io 5 months ago
The top handle is for someone stepping into or out of the tub. The lower handle is for someone trying to stand from a shower chair, or pulling themselves up from the floor.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I didn’t know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think that’s the capacity for the bar, not the toilet
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Well that’s just going to absolutely ruin the bartender’s day
illi@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Porque no los dos?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The US is an important market.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
It’s like a subway handle for pooping.
Chozo@fedia.io 5 months ago
So, a subway handle.
alphapuggle@programming.dev 5 months ago
Actively going through this rn, could use it
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
There’s a towel bar in front of my toilet (small bathroom) and holding onto it during a poop can absolutely elevate your form. Mind you I have a squatty potty too so this is an advanced technique.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 months ago
JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I need one that has a plunger on the other end.
andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
It’s just a mobility assistance device.
This meme is like laughing at the idea of wheelchair ramps because you think they’re for people who are wrapped up around the legs like mummies.
Zorque@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are they laughing at the device, or the promotional photo?
Seriously, it looks like Sarah Palin really hit hard times with this one.
graphito@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Mate, I literally have four support rails in my bathroom alone and i’m still laughing at this. The butt (heh) isn’t the idea of assistive devices.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.
“I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.
Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.