When diarrhea hits so hard u need to hold on

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• andrewrgross@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s just a mobility assistance device.

  This meme is like laughing at the idea of wheelchair ramps because you think they’re for people who are wrapped up around the legs like mummies.

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  • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are they laughing at the device, or the promotional photo?

    Seriously, it looks like Sarah Palin really hit hard times with this one.

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  • graphito@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mate, I literally have four support rails in my bathroom alone and i’m still laughing at this. The butt (heh) isn’t the idea of assistive devices.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.

    “I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.

    Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well yeah, that’s ok if it’s so bad you’re feeling weak, but they really need to add a seatbelt for extreme cases where liftoff may be a concern…

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  • urda@lebowski.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When the static fire test turns dynamic

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shitting through the nth dimension

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Putting both handles on a single pole promotes bad form.

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  • aramis87@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The top handle is for someone stepping into or out of the tub. The lower handle is for someone trying to stand from a shower chair, or pulling themselves up from the floor.

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s the capacity for the bar, not the toilet

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    • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well that’s just going to absolutely ruin the bartender’s day

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    • illi@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Porque no los dos?

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The US is an important market.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s like a subway handle for pooping.

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  • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, a subway handle.

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• alphapuggle@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actively going through this rn, could use it

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• reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a towel bar in front of my toilet (small bathroom) and holding onto it during a poop can absolutely elevate your form. Mind you I have a squatty potty too so this is an advanced technique.

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• HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I need one that has a plunger on the other end.

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