lolola
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
just a sad girl looking for laugh-out-louds
- Comment on Updates that don't tell me what is being updated 1 day ago:
Pumpkins and… hay…?
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 days ago:
Patron saint of the lemmyverse
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 days ago:
> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beanspff w/e this is wise af
> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beansFellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…
- Comment on Ants Trapped For Years in a Soviet Nuclear Bunker Survived in The Most Horrifying Way 5 days ago:
Cannibalism. It’s cannibalism.
- Comment on Americans Are Using PTO to Sleep, Not for Vacation—Report 1 week ago:
All of mine are mental health days. Too depressed to work too damn often. I never accumulate enough to take a real break.
- Comment on Why do conservatives define being fascist solely as "being violent?" 3 weeks ago:
Damn, you really are the waco kid
- Comment on The Good Genes 5 weeks ago:
From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.
Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A
- Comment on hope so 2 months ago:
I was on the fence about picking up South Park again, but I managed to catch the latest new episode over the weekend. Definitely worth checking out.
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏 3 months ago:
Tbh i have no clue lol
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏 3 months ago:
That’s how you build up good credit
- Comment on So close! 4 months ago:
What’s the difference?
- Comment on They're unstoppable 4 months ago:
shantae fans perplexed
- Comment on Do tell!!! 6 months ago:
I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.
- Comment on It works for anything 7 months ago:
Oh pour it on why don’t you
- Comment on Is thinly-veiled political whinging really a question just because you used a question mark? 7 months ago:
No, fuck no. It’s so annoying and I’ve been wanting to call it out, but technically that wouldn’t be answering the question.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
- Comment on Mainstream media's face when Trump dies of a hamburger heart attack and they have to go back to reporting like they used to. 7 months ago:
Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right
- Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 7 months ago:
That’s an apt analogy. I was just thinkin this is loss.
- Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 7 months ago:
So what we’re really talking about here is not sleep debt, but rather, sleep loss.
- Comment on Try to remember... 7 months ago:
Some people awaken as legendary heroes reincarnated. I awakened as monke
- Comment on F.C.C. Chair Orders Investigation Into NPR and PBS Sponsorships 8 months ago:
Fuck these fucking fucking fucks fucking fucking with fucking everything.
- Comment on Solarpunk AF 8 months ago:
“Pi is exactly 3” energy
- Comment on Solarpunk AF 8 months ago:
Chloroplasts are the
powerhouse of the cell - Comment on Chosen 8 months ago:
Aww you like me huh 👉👈
- Comment on I'm not coping, but I do enjoy weed 8 months ago:
in the name of the moon, i’ll blaze you
- Comment on Guess I'll starve 8 months ago:
If it just takes me to a website with the menu, fine.
If it takes me to the app store, no.
- Comment on Potash is forever 8 months ago:
Flavor-blasted chex mix
- Comment on Defend your cheese 8 months ago:
do you suppose this is actual cheese or what a robot thinks cheese looks like
- Comment on this is canon penis lore 9 months ago:
Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man
