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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I try to go to a local spot once a week or so for the sake of community. It’s kinda fun.

  My problem drinking happens mostly at home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Lol. You got me. Fuck. I need a bubble bath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Minimum viable product” describes a lot of the items that end up in my grocery cart these days – produce especially.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  cat cat kitty-cat kitty-cat-cat cat-cat-cat cat kitty cat

  one need money

  i got into it by going :3 and adopting a cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes feeling bad is a correct response to the world around us.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I have to tell my psychiatrist that my meds “stopped working”, I ask myself if they really stopped working or if they’re just not doing enough because shit keeps getting worse and worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pumpkins and… hay…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Patron saint of the lemmyverse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  > be me
  > greek philosopher
  > love wisdom
  > realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
  > go veg
  > “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
  > plebs forgot one thing
  > BEANS
  > eat beans nonstop
  > all beans all the time
  > beans beans beans
  > everything starts to smell like beans
  > breath smells like beans
  > farts smell like beans

  pff w/e this is wise af

  > fap to own wisdom
  > cum smells like beans

  Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ants Trapped For Years in a Soviet Nuclear Bunker Survived in The Most Horrifying Way⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cannibalism. It’s cannibalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans Are Using PTO to Sleep, Not for Vacation—Report⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of mine are mental health days. Too depressed to work too damn often. I never accumulate enough to take a real break.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do conservatives define being fascist solely as "being violent?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, you really are the waco kid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Good Genes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.

  Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hope so⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was on the fence about picking up South Park again, but I managed to catch the latest new episode over the weekend. Definitely worth checking out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh i have no clue lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you build up good credit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the difference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're unstoppable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  shantae fans perplexed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works for anything⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh pour it on why don’t you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is thinly-veiled political whinging really a question just because you used a question mark?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, fuck no. It’s so annoying and I’ve been wanting to call it out, but technically that wouldn’t be answering the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mainstream media's face when Trump dies of a hamburger heart attack and they have to go back to reporting like they used to.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an apt analogy. I was just thinkin this is loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So what we’re really talking about here is not sleep debt, but rather, sleep loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try to remember...⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people awaken as legendary heroes reincarnated. I awakened as monke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F.C.C. Chair Orders Investigation Into NPR and PBS Sponsorships⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck these fucking fucking fucks fucking fucking with fucking everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solarpunk AF⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Pi is exactly 3” energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solarpunk AF⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chloroplasts are the powerhouse of the cell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chosen⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww you like me huh 👉👈