lolola

@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A deep contemplation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  😳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Tits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just let me slap you in the face with my boobs bro, it’s just really cold bro, it’s just until your soul cracks open and i can eat your brains bro, please bro, they’re great tits bro, it’s science bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is terminally lonely⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is on the hedonic treadmill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anybody else do this today?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Call me.”

  You call him. Voicemail.

  Felt that one smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On new installations, Android rebinds the power button to open up Google Assistant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi! I discovered this today and got so angry I threw my phone at a door and put a hole in it :) I hate the future~ :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrorposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  #transgenderlivin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the fossil that fooled us (and couldn't move backwards)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  evolutionary mfers be like “hang on we gotta get this angle right, go grab the proctologist”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well where can I donate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm home sick today. Stomach bug. Feel like shit. Cheer me up with memes please!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if you google Chicxulub (the dinosaur killing space rock) a meteor will fly across your screen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🪥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I think I can fix him”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nineteen Clickety-Clack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still use “dickety” on account of the nazis stealin’ all the cash for my giney-plasty

  I chased after 'em for it, but gave up after dickety-six miles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (cracks knuckles)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thx for the diabeetus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask your local chatbot today about the teosinte emoji

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry for ai⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate ai art and photos

  I hate ai, art, and photos. We are (presumably) not the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Specifically Schnauzer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  are these nuts that have been taken from a dog and then miniaturized, or nuts taken from a miniaturized dog?

  or, perhaps the dog was not miniaturized, but rather was a small dog in its own right to begin with, one that was only “miniature” in comparison with other, larger-sized dogs, and not as a result of an artificial miniaturization procedure

  in either case, the labeling is certainly ambiguous, and could possibly be clarified with a well-placed hyphen. hopefully shoppers would be quick to catch on to the difference between a “mini-dog nut” and a “mini dog-nut”.

  but then, what could a “mini-dog-nut” be?

  also aren’t these just donuts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in front of the popcorn duh 😑 🙄 🤦‍♀️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  c/lemmyshitbox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at what you’ve done. Look at what must be done in the name of your cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What comes to your mind on hearing the word 'itzretk'?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  raisin bran, now with granola consonant clusters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innocent until proven guilty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What was the nature of this lawsuit? And where might I be able to purchase one of similar quality?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innocent until proven guilty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take the “L”. Go with Larry L.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's good to see that Kanye had bounced back and is starting a new business. I wish him well.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dee lish – also 🐻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes pizza⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Knock it off, Napoleon! Go make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow me for more shitty diet tips⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol’ bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My folks’ fav characters got killed off a few episodes ago but for some reason everyone is still hyped for the finale

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just round up to the nearest multiple of 5. Who the hell rounds down when looking at prices?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cument status: Deportted into Account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Watching the US try to fix the country without taxing rich fuckers is like watching a poor person try to budget their way out of being poor.

  Sometimes you just need more fucking money.