lolola
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
just a sad girl looking for laugh-out-louds
- Comment on this is canon penis lore 4 days ago:
Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man
- Comment on Good evening I choose food panties. 1 week ago:
Eat it like groceries
- Comment on Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why? 1 week ago:
…no? Fuck no? I don’t know what kinda debate is going on about how to define “working class”, but if you have that kind of fame and that kind of money, you should be disqualified outright.
- Comment on Sounds like grapes or some shit 2 weeks ago:
Just make up some shit about how the wine changes the resonance frequency of the glass somehow, then brag about how knowledgeable you are until they go away.
- Comment on What gives you hope to keep going? 3 weeks ago:
Setting aside my depressive episodes and a few signals of impending doom, I look out my window and see a world that is still generally okay around me. That tells me I’m still in a position to go out and try to improve things.
For instance, my family and I got through COVID. To me, that’s a kind of privilege, because I certainly know others who weren’t so fortunate. So I’m doing my part to ensure another pandemic like that doesn’t happen again, or at least isn’t so impactful.
- Comment on What gives you hope to keep going? 3 weeks ago:
Well I suggest you look elsewhere cuz this community has none of those lol
- Comment on I am a very liberal person and I have very liberal children, except for one. I'm pretty sure my Gen Z son has been taken in by fascist doctrine. What can I get him for Christmas? 4 weeks ago:
Ask him what he wants and use that as a starting point?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Perhaps a better question is why aren’t more people shunned. There are some good answers already, but I’ll throw in another reason that seems to come up sometimes.
The US is highly polarized on a lot of issues. If one can frame their shunning as one of those wedge issues, they can probably get enough people to rally around them that they escape accountability.
“I’m being deplatformed because of racism against white people!”
“We have freedom of speech in this country, so if you take everything in the Constitution absolutely literally like I do, it’s obvious I should be able to spew whatever bullshit I want. You don’t hate the Constitution and the founding fathers, do you?”
- Comment on What would be the best Fediverse sub/community/place for questions about probability and statistics? 5 weeks ago:
I don’t know of such a community, but I’ll point you in the direction of conditional probability.
Also:
Six Sigma “graduates”
Lol fair description
- Comment on is "oh boy" considered a gendered term? 5 weeks ago:
I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes, hey
- Comment on What positive things do you expect from Trumps upcoming four years? 1 month ago:
Kinda hope people find out after fucking around so much
- Comment on Can Trump pardon himself even though he did criminal stuff outside of office? 1 month ago:
I don’t think so.
But if it’s like any other norm-breaking violation we’ve seen him make, he will do it anyway, there will be legal challenges, they will ultimately be fruitless, he will suffer no consequences, and everyone will go along with it.
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
Wow, today I learned. Thanks for sharing.
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
This would mean that there was more uranium around millions and billions of years in the past so why isn’t there any evidence of prehistoric nukes in the fossil record
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Klan.
I don’t care the intent or the season or the laws or the lulz. You wear a white fucking sheet to a polling place in a southern state, it looks like the fucking Klan. Fuck them.
- Comment on ... i guess not 2 months ago:
I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be “wellp at least I don’t have to go into work”.
- Comment on Why am I getting spam text messages trying to confirm I live in my phone's area code? 2 months ago:
I’m just guessing here, but I imagine it’s for “marketing purposes”. People sometimes (perhaps often) move around without changing their phone number, so area code alone wouldn’t be enough to pinpoint where you live.
Knowing where you live probably helps with micro-targeting ads.
- Comment on war... war never goes fast... 2 months ago:
The warriors of the resistance to the AI-pocalypse will wear red sneakers and wisecrack like it’s 1994.
- Comment on What metrics are deoderant companies using to calculate their "72hr protection" numbers? 2 months ago:
Red Bull commercials confused me so much in my younger years. Obviously it can’t make you fly, so what does it do?
Even into my adult years, I’ve found myself avoiding energy drinks, not just because they usually taste awful, but also because they trigger this subconscious feeling that they’re trying to scam me.
- Comment on Consume 2 months ago:
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
- Comment on What do allergies feel like for you? 2 months ago:
As far as I know, I have 2 main allergies: pollen and metals (some metals, not sure which exactly).
Pollen
- It feels like my nose is a leaky faucet. It will run and run and I’ll have sneezing fits for hours. If I blow my nose, it makes the inside feel super-dry and itchy, which just kicks off more running and sneezing. So it basically feels pointless to blow my nose at all, and I usually settle for sniffling instead. But if I do that too much, I start getting mini-sinus headaches.
- Flare-ups. Sometimes I’ll see the plants that trigger it and I’ll start sneezing within 10-20 minutes. Other times I’ll go outside and it’ll start out of nowhere. It’ll last for hours.
- Meds do not seem to help at all. Maybe they shorten what would be a 6-hour episode into a 3-hour episode but who tf knows. I have yet to find anything that kicks in faster than a couple hours after use.
Metals
- I break out in a highly localized rash. It’s red, bumpy, and itches like mosquito bites.
- Flare-ups after prolonged contact (several hours) with a metal. It’ll last anywhere from a couple hours to a couple days.
- No meds. It’s pretty easy to ignore when it flares up, and it’s easy enough to avoid exposure.
- Comment on Chavtar 2 months ago:
Don’t forget Eeto, the fabled fifth element.
- Comment on The two types of jobs 2 months ago:
And in the precise moment I saw this, I realized both of my monitors were displaying Excel on full screen. Sigh.
- Comment on The return 2 months ago:
Holy frijoles
- Comment on Lord, I was born a scramblin' maaaaan 2 months ago:
I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today
- Comment on 2real5me 2 months ago:
Me, looking for technical writing jobs after writing a highly fucking technical dissertation: I have a PhD but I’m pretty burned out on being a try-hard so I’m just looking for a straightforward 9-to-5.
Them: We’re worried you’ll be bored.
Me: Anyone would get bored doing this, at least I’ll be good at it.
Them: No.
- Comment on Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?" 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pancake rolls 2 months ago:
Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
- Comment on Cuttlefish 2 months ago:
Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.
