I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
Good evening I choose food panties.
Submitted 2 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bell@lemmy.world 2 months ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you hungry my darling deario?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m just spitballing here! But yes.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Twizzlers pull-n-peel
Whipped cream
EZ cheeze
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
peanut butter if no dogs around
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
shit i want that dorito.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sorry, all we have left is the balogna panties
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lots of cunning linguists in here
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I swear to God I had to read this like six times
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I still don’t believe you
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Eat-‘em while they’re hot!
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Eat it like groceries
adarza@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.
Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward for the guards and/or law enforcement).
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good for them. I approve. Don’t hesitate, food is a human right.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m not judging, just telling it how it is.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
i tried this and got testicular torsion.
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
already in my nightly routine ✊