I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
Good evening I choose food panties.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bell@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you hungry my darling deario?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m just spitballing here! But yes.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Twizzlers pull-n-peel
Whipped cream
EZ cheeze
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
peanut butter if no dogs around
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
shit i want that dorito.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sorry, all we have left is the balogna panties
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lots of cunning linguists in here
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I swear to God I had to read this like six times
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I still don’t believe you
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Eat-‘em while they’re hot!
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Eat it like groceries
adarza@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.
Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward for the guards and/or law enforcement).
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good for them. I approve. Don’t hesitate, food is a human right.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I’m not judging, just telling it how it is.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
i tried this and got testicular torsion.
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
already in my nightly routine ✊