I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
Good evening I choose food panties.
Submitted 10 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are you hungry my darling deario?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m just spitballing here! But yes.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Twizzlers pull-n-peel
Whipped cream
EZ cheeze
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
peanut butter if no dogs around
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
shit i want that dorito.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry, all we have left is the balogna panties
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lots of cunning linguists in here
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I swear to God I had to read this like six times
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I still don’t believe you
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Eat-‘em while they’re hot!
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Eat it like groceries
adarza@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 months ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.
Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward for the guards and/or law enforcement).
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good for them. I approve. Don’t hesitate, food is a human right.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I’m not judging, just telling it how it is.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
i tried this and got testicular torsion.
MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
already in my nightly routine ✊