Good evening I choose food panties.

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals

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  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i tried this and got testicular torsion.

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  • MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    already in my nightly routine ✊

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• Bell@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some food panty material ideas:

  Tortilla

  Thinly sliced steak

  Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)

  Fish fillets

  A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you hungry my darling deario?

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m just spitballing here! But yes.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Twizzlers pull-n-peel

    Whipped cream

    EZ cheeze

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    • MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      peanut butter if no dogs around

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  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    shit i want that dorito.

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sorry, all we have left is the balogna panties

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey! Edible Underwear!

  ::: spoiler spoiler

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lots of cunning linguists in here

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I swear to God I had to read this like six times

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  • MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I still don’t believe you

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• JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eat-‘em while they’re hot!

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eat it like groceries

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lemmy.today/post/15524695

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.

  Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward for the guards and/or law enforcement).

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good for them. I approve. Don’t hesitate, food is a human right.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not judging, just telling it how it is.

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