JizzmasterD
@JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Jajajaja 3 weeks ago:
“Oi girls! If you’re leaving pour that beer into a bag! Those can deposits don’t grow on trees!”
- Comment on I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟 3 weeks ago:
« Send Gift » for the girls
- Comment on Careful what you wish for 4 weeks ago:
Needs more lotion on the skin
- Comment on I felt you needed to see this 4 weeks ago:
Hoggin’ ain’t easy
- Comment on REDRUM 5 weeks ago:
I pinch?
- Comment on 🤡 We've all been played for fools. 🤡 5 weeks ago:
It’s a tough dilemma. Takes a PHD to understand the tenure track.
- Comment on Be honest. You were also fooled by what you thought that you saw 1 month ago:
- Comment on looks like the one 1% can't be everywhere. 2 months ago:
Canadians take our hedonism with a bit less BS. We’ll call when you’re sober.
- Comment on The Mayor of Calgary, Canada, just received this letter 2 months ago:
They could use the inside lane of the four lanes on 4th Ave for a bike lane and a lot of their traffic problem would be gone without anyone missing anything. That would be constructive w/o construction tho.
- Comment on Art imitates life 3 months ago:
- Comment on Weird chinned bastard 3 months ago:
Not all hero’s wear chins?
- Comment on Table service 3 months ago:
That Linux really is something else
- Comment on ’28 Years Later’ Was Filmed Using 20 iPhones at Once 3 months ago:
Exactly:
« Boyle says the 20-phone setup helped them create “poor man’s bullet time.” »
- Comment on tequ 4 months ago:
Like to meet that mom
- Comment on Must secure the castle 4 months ago:
Der humpink?
- Comment on Cardinals most likely to be the pope 4 months ago:
Not to be a meme-pedant but how is the Northern Cardinal from Italy?
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
- Comment on thicc boie 5 months ago:
Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!
- Comment on Such a waste 5 months ago:
Bleep, bleep bloooooooooo p
- Comment on 3.14 5 months ago:
Phixed
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
It’s probably…
- Comment on Do You Even Squid Game Bro? 8 months ago:
Playing Squid Games in the schoolyard is a step in a positive by Québécois standards:
Quebec premier says he wants to stop people from praying in public
I’m a proud atheist but this party is racist af
- Comment on Knock on wood 8 months ago:
Would also accept « B- better have my honey »
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 8 months ago:
Perfect !surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works content!
- Comment on Old fashioned 8 months ago:
Only because I’m unable to link to my hard drive or to the spirit of Ella:
- Comment on Swole. 8 months ago:
Chug
- Comment on I don't want a lot for Christmas.... 9 months ago:
Careful, she’s in “sport mode”
- Comment on Skoolie from Temu. 9 months ago:
“The plans cost 750$, the materials…also 750$”
- Comment on Good evening I choose food panties. 9 months ago:
Eat-‘em while they’re hot!
- Comment on It do be like that 9 months ago:
Makes it a good triple-entendre this way though.
