The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
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PineRune@lemmy.world 5 days ago
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here’s the roster I suggested:
- Aragorn: Kermit
- Arwen: Ms Piggy
- Legolas: Janice
- Gimli: Rowlf
- Boromir: Sean Bean (human)
- Gandalf: Dr Teeth
- Frodo: Elijah Wood (human)
- Sam: Fozzy
- Merry: Rizzo
- Pippin: Gonzo
- Saruman: Sam Eagle
- Ringwraiths: Statler and Waldorf
- Bombadil: Swedish Chef
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
PineRune@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Swedish Chef as Tom Bombadil is perfect!
Hoimo@ani.social 5 days ago
Elijah Wood muppified, but he turns more and more human as the Ring corrupts him. Gollum is fully human, nude, slimy.
Murse@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
theedqueen@lemmy.world 5 days ago
All I want is Muppet Princess Bride, but no one will make it
Aneb@lemmy.world 5 days ago
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Stop suggesting good uses for AI!
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
Tingle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is he a beast or a muppet?
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I would pay good money to see this film.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Muppet. Fury. Road.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Fuzzy Road
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Mad Max: Furry R0w0d
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Moving right along.
Footloose and WITNESS ME!
mctoasterson@reddthat.com 5 days ago
Muppet Apocalypse Now.
Muppet Gangs of New York.
Muppet Fight Club.
There Will Be (Muppet) Blood.
Muppet American History X.
Muppet Eyes Wide Shut.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You forgot Muppet Taxi Driver.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
I’d see Muppet Fight Club in theaters. That and Muppet Bridesmaids.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 days ago
No Country for Old Muppets
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The Muppet Merchant Of Venice
artifex@piefed.social 5 days ago
The Matrix. John Wick. Dune. Get the original directors on board for the remakes. The possibilities are endless.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Miss Piggy has the range to star in all 3. And with Keanu’s blessing, I bet.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
RST987@infosec.pub 5 days ago
Imagine. Dune. But instead of a worm, an giant elongated Cookie Monster. Or the Matrix, when Kermit meets the Architect for the first time and instead is the Big Yellow Bird. Also every Machine should have Gonzos face.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Dune but Shai-hulud is a long furby
mikenurre@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Gonzo Watney, left behind & thought to be dead, needs to science the shit out some stuff as he survives alone in ‘The Muppets go to Mars’
mikenurre@lemmy.world 5 days ago
‘Animal, you’re a chemist, can you make us a bomb?’
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
My Muppet Dinner with Andre
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Muppet Requiem for a Dream.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Gonzo going ass to ass might be too much
EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I am only watching if they get Keith David back. I am not sure who else could deliver the line “Baby, I know it’s pretty, but I didn’t take it out for air.”
affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 days ago
You mean “meet the feebles”?
EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Plugging “The Muppets Christmas Carol” as the most accurate version of the book. Hands-down, the Muppets actually make some quality content.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s the second-best version of A Christmas Carol, after the Blackadder version.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 days ago
A cozy Christmas evening ended with Christmas Carol Gone Wrong
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I thought the most accurate version was the Patrick Stewart one
Tap for casting spolier
It even has McNutty in it from The Wire!
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
For a moment I thought this was a gaming community for some unholy reason, and I immediately imagined a Skyrim remake with Muppets
jackal@infosec.pub 5 days ago
I feel like you could reskin characters in so many games and make them muppets. That’d be a great mod.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Skins alone aren’t enough to capture the way Muppets move differently than humans. The only way to get it right with today’s technology is motion capture, which I’ve never seen in a mod.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 days ago
What is better - to be born not wanting cookie, or to overcome your cookie eating nature through great effort?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
A! No, B!
psycotica0@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
As soon as The Muppets and Lucasfilm were both owned by Disney, my friends and I spent a lot of time taking about how a Muppet Star Wars just makes sense.
Now, it’s a bit of a crowded space, with Blue Harvest and Space Balls already doing a lot of parody work in this area, but I think there’s still room. The only problem is that I think the normal formula would have Luke be played by a human and everyone else be Muppets, but Kermit feels like he’d be a great Luke. So you’d need one of the other key roles to be human to balance it out.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I think we’d need a human Yoda too. Just an any guy.
NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Danny DeVito would make a good yoda.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
db2@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Makes me glad they wrapped up Farscape even if it was rushed and they screwed up Pilot’s voice.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The thing is, it’s the same voice actor, but they didn’t use the usual filter.
db2@lemmy.world 5 days ago
They lost the settings, which happens I guess, but it’s like they didn’t even compare to get it close. It sounds like Pilot is part Kermit.
But it’s a minor gripe really, I’m glad we got something… even if it had John yelling at Rygel for something he literally never said.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 6 days ago
This needs to be widely distributed in Hollywood immediately.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What’s wrong with Muppet remakes of Muppet movies? What if the Muppets puppeteered their own little Muppets? Muppetroyshka.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Sounds like Inception.
Oh yes, Inception would be a great Muppet film: at every level they go deeper, it switches between real humans and Muppets.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Instead of little tokens everyone is constantly checking their butt for hands
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Another option is throw a director/team that is as close to opposite as possible for the remake, lion king? why not see what tarantino would do
OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 days ago
why not see what tarantino would do
Closeups of lion feet.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Get the furries to the theatre
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 days ago
No Country for Old Muppets
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Fozzy: Hello friend-o…
asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’ll take one Muppet Amadeus, one Muppet Lawrence of Arabia, and one Muppet Yojimbo please.
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Muppet training day with Kermit and Fozzie
Tiral@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’d actually go to the movies for this. I never go to the movies.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 days ago
Heck I just hope they do restart the Muppet Show. The soft pilot was pretty good, actually got me to watch a Sabrina Carpenter performance, and Seth Rogen’s punchability is at an all-time low. Come on Disney. (I hate saying those words)
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Muppet centipede? Human centimuppet?
echodot@feddit.uk 4 days ago
That’s much more wholesome. It’s just all the puppeteers holding hands while wearing Muppet gloves.
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Are Muppets good or is this more of a nostalgia thing for people?
I’ve never seen Muppets. I don’t remember it airing on our national TV when I was a child. It’s not much of a thing in my social circles either.
Aneb@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I rarely see the Muppets but they were a cultural cornerstone for the 90s-00s. My older sisters can name everyone while I can name Kermit, Miss Piggy, Bert and Ernie, and cookie monster (use to be my favorite Friendly’s sundae). Wait is Elmo and yellow bird also muppets?
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Do we not separate Muppets muppets from Sesame Street muppets? The only Muppets muppets you mentioned were Kermit and Miss Piggy. Also the yellow bird from Sesame Street is Big Bird.
The Muppets muppets were more of an 80s thing, and then they spawned movies. Kermit, Miss Piggy, swedish chef, fozzie bear, animal and so on are Muppets muppets.
architectonas@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Wait, does Sesame Street belong to the Muppets?
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 days ago
I like the chaotic energy they bring on screen.
Also not officially Muppets shows, but look at Farscape and Labyrinth. Chef d’oeuvre!
echodot@feddit.uk 4 days ago
Well they keep making Godzilla movies. I think I could watch a Muppet Godzilla movie.
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
The best adult film (clip; I’m not a millionaire) that I’ve seen in a while featured a muppet. I wouldn’t cry if over a remake.
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Starfox 64
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Got my vote.
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake
rounding_error@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Muppets Hamilton
TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Face Off