youCanCallMeDragon
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world
- Comment on When you fight a boxer instead of a retiree 25 minutes ago:
- Comment on SIMPLE CHALLANGE 18 hours ago:
Taunt
- Comment on free advice. only take one. 6 days ago:
Zach Efron from the future
- Comment on The joy of corn 1 week ago:
Just cause we’re all morons. I think it started here:
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- Comment on People follow this guy for advice? 3 weeks ago:
You can’t make this up
- Comment on I remember when my vision was perfect. I hate having to wear glasses. 3 weeks ago:
Send me to horny jail if you must, but I’m 85% sure that’s the top of someone’s clit
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 4 weeks ago:
This is a normal closed eye hallucination level 1 on this Wikipedia page
- Comment on Is it weird to simultaneously feel love and hatred towards parents? 1 month ago:
Is there another way?
- Comment on Show your pride 1 month ago:
And it makes your tummy feel better. Bismuth master race
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- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 2 months ago:
Upset that I had the same reaction. This is a war crime and I’m Netanyahu.
- Comment on Tewwowists 2 months ago:
Almost spit out my drink
- Comment on This is purely for journalistic reasons 3 months ago:
If Pete Buttigieg is gay then why do i respect him? Take that atheists.
- Comment on Choose wisely lemmings 3 months ago:
That’s enough internet for today
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- Comment on I love a good fractal 3 months ago:
This isn’t a fractal though it’s moreso a crystal
- Comment on Fancy European metal work 3 months ago:
Oh it’s a dick
- Comment on Dennis Prager in Harlem 3 months ago:
You’re a braver man than I, and I trust you more than I have the will to verify what you’ve said.
- Comment on Losing my resolve 3 months ago:
Kind of working features that get ever so slightly worse with each update.
- Submitted 3 months ago to [deleted] | 21 comments
- Comment on Deranged 4 months ago:
Megan Fox’s mittens
- Comment on Anon thinks about elephants 4 months ago:
Real reason is males are mostly solitary and elephant territories are enormous. Being horny for months gives the males enough motivation to seek out the herd of women and children over the long distances.
- Comment on Name him. 4 months ago:
JD Vance
- Comment on cookie combs 5 months ago:
- Comment on Microsoft suddenly kills its movies and TV store on Xbox and Windows 5 months ago:
The real story is why they ever thought a movie store on Xbox was a good idea
- Comment on Fluffy Plums 5 months ago:
Look I love warbling tits as much as the next guy, but ornithologists are the horniest scientists in the game.
- Comment on Anon likes a thing 5 months ago:
Rick and Morty was the show for me in the beginning even when the dumbasses showed up, but it lost its appeal after the scandal. Just doesn’t feel the same.