youCanCallMeDragon
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 week ago:
Then they’ll be diddlydee’n that banana again
- Comment on Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences 1 week ago:
Didn’t realize I was 2 days late to the party
- Comment on opportunities 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Quality TV 2 weeks ago:
The show “The Bachelor” where like 20 women try to date the same moron at once.
- Comment on Whatta my color? 🤩 3 weeks ago:
Green eyes are the rarest color
- Comment on Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
To be fair they did try once which was the start of that corn posting trend
- Comment on You know you wanna 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on I dont think my opinion matters 1 month ago:
I got the same text. I wouldn’t have replied anyway, but also I’m independent so fuck your poll.
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 1 month ago:
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on Interesting chart of how long stuff stays in your body. 1 month ago:
Maybe it’s splitting hairs but THC does not stay in your body for a month. It get processed by your liver into the non-psychoactive THCOOH after a few hours. This is what stays in your system and it’s also what drug tests are testing for.
- Comment on The bushes were people 🤯 1 month ago:
Not everything that occurs in the US needs to exist for global appeal.
- Comment on The fifth pocket 2 months ago:
Don’t forget Zyns!
- Comment on Is anyone else having a hard time sympathizing with Americans? 2 months ago:
This guy gets it. Top to bottom the entire system is designed to exploit workers. Little or no social safety net, worker protections, time off even for new mothers. We have a two party system and electoral college explicitly designed to veto inconvenient votes. Our public school system is designed to condition you to work on a factory floor with a bell telling you when and where to be. We have the largest prison population in the world because slavery is an acceptable “punishment.” All of it is kept running by an Enormous propaganda machine the very real threat of homelessness which most Americans are only a few missed paychecks away from.
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 31 comments
- Comment on Cruel and Unusual Punishment 2 months ago:
It doesn’t look small to me… probably way above average.
:(
- Comment on When you fight a boxer instead of a retiree 3 months ago:
- Comment on SIMPLE CHALLANGE 3 months ago:
Taunt
- Comment on free advice. only take one. 3 months ago:
Zach Efron from the future
- Comment on The joy of corn 3 months ago:
Just cause we’re all morons. I think it started here:
- Submitted 3 months ago to [deleted] | 2 comments
- Comment on People follow this guy for advice? 3 months ago:
You can’t make this up
- Comment on I remember when my vision was perfect. I hate having to wear glasses. 4 months ago:
Send me to horny jail if you must, but I’m 85% sure that’s the top of someone’s clit
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 4 months ago:
This is a normal closed eye hallucination level 1 on this Wikipedia page
- Comment on Is it weird to simultaneously feel love and hatred towards parents? 5 months ago:
Is there another way?
- Comment on Show your pride 5 months ago:
And it makes your tummy feel better. Bismuth master race
- Submitted 5 months ago to [deleted] | 48 comments
- Submitted 5 months ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 5 months ago:
Upset that I had the same reaction. This is a war crime and I’m Netanyahu.