No one thinks they need a trebuchet until the day comes that laying siege to the Dairy Queen is the only way you can get them to properly make your Heath Bar Blizzard.
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Is that a trebuchet or is that the inferior *shudder* catapult?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Honestly couldn’t tell ya. All I know is they keep screwing up my blizzard. 😡
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The tech bros’ mansions might be all kitted up with cameras, sensors, bulletproof windows and armed guards. But are they ready for three trebuchets? I think not.
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yeah, but do they have beef jerky, ninja stars, lingerie, and porn? if not, our Ohio rural highway off ramp stores are still better stocked for the apocalypse lol
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Theyve got the ninja starts and lingerie, the rest you’ll have to make yourself. Personally I’m going to settle for deer jerky
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
yeah, the price of beef jerky is insane! which reminds me, i need to pick up some meat for my dehydrator to make some of my own.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’d bet they have jerky, and possibly the ninja stars.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Can a trebuchet shot penetrate a modern billionaire’s prepper bunker?
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Imagine if there was a revolution and this old stuff was utilized with current tech as well.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No background checks is right up my alley because my dentist says I suffer from one of the following:
A) physical acceleration B) debilitating Bananadine and peanut skin addiction C) mental retardation D) melamine poisoning
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why did Melanie poison you?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oh so you do know her? We call her melamine Melanie because her breast milk is full of melamine, and boy did I ever drink that stuff up.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This should be (and likely is) on c/antiquememesroadshow, I’m pretty sure this meme should be old enough to drink everywhere but the US.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cool, I’ll take an ottoman style cannon. The seige of Constantinople was still medieval even if it was the last thing to be medieval.
rabber@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Imagine medieval YouTube. It must have just been trebubchet fail compilation videos
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Im sure it would have much more gory shit than that.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I shall keep it next to my giant wooden rabbit.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They are thinking very highly of the torque handling capability of the arm of that trebuche compared to the support its base provides.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Not even a trebuchet, why don’t you just buy your attacker a longer range weapon and ask them to use it on you? Safe yourself some money
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
These bailouts for the oil industry are getting ridiculous.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Hast thine a record of regicide?”
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 months ago
*hast thou
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Art thou a grammar witch??!?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Du hast
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Du hast Königsmord begangen!!!
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Du hast much gefrau and blah-blah blah, blah, blah.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“If thou knowest the name of the king or queen being murthered, shout one! Otherwise, please stay on the line”