sad_detective_man

@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Korn got me in actually listen to electronic music. I might hate toughguy-dudebro music about fighting people but I’ll never hate Korn for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  if I was crayons and let another guy fuck my wife am I larping? would it be stolen valor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the world doesn't have a backup plan for the oil crisis?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oil crisis IS the plan.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think because bacteria's are what makes farts smells bad and then we say "follow your instinks"?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think because bacteria's are what makes farts smells bad and then we say "follow your instinks"?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  damnit

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think because bacteria's are what makes farts smells bad and then we say "follow your instinks"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  it can also mean wild or crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think because bacteria's are what makes farts smells bad and then we say "follow your instinks"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public service⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  so you’re like the car wash lady from Cool Hand Luke

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Loser Celebration Day!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck yes

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Loser Celebration Day!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  REALLY?? link plzzzzzz 😁 I’ll only mildly be disappointed if it’s not over a high stakes grudge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's over⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  mmmmm yes the trolley problem is itself a trolley problem thereby validating it’s own philosophical usefulness i am very wise

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There will be signs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  oh what, do poors reserve him for hydropump? with only 5 uses and a miss chance? grow up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would you do if your son went back in time?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I was capable of making him change his mind, then why didn’t I make him feel loved in the first place?

  No, I don’t change people or decide what they do. I’ll just try to leave space in my life for him to return to if he decides the millionaire thing doesn’t work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Loser Celebration Day!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  also his rampage resulted in a construction equipment duel before he suieed, the closest thing this planet will ever see to a mech battle.

  sometimes you just gotta appreciate them as they are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this anything?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  reported for trying to force positivity 😤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This comm has no concept of peak. Tina Auto Parts lady shows up to sell you research chemicals and this is how you treat her?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this too shitty, even for Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you ot' a bloody loisense for that bottle o watta innit?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  oh no the downvotes 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted potential.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted potential.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  uhhh competitive limbo, you fucking racist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you ot' a bloody loisense for that bottle o watta innit?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OI IS CHEWSDAY INNIT GOTTA GO BLOKES CHEWSDAY IS FER BUGGERIN ME MUM CHERIO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also no singing preachers 🥀⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds to me like that would make them the only honest Christians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone actually have a plan after Trump and clean up? Try as he might he's not in there forever. Can we be allies again with old ones while trying to stregthen ties with new one?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I don’t think there’s fixing what America’s got anymore. The country is orcs and people too morally weak to handle an orc problem. I don’t know about you but I need to look inward about why I fall into group 2 before considering what the country is in the context of the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Sun behind it all⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The rare mental quadruple backflip. Takes so much brain power you have to get a running start

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am darkness incarnate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  if I don’t move heavy circles then my body will fail me when it’s time to move heavy circles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dilated⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m starting to think we’ve finally reached a new shitpost meta

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(ﾉ☉ヮ⚆)ﾉ ⌒*:･ﾟ✧⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck they have eyes???