It’s all this asshole’s fault
Hate it when this happens
Submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to memes@sopuli.xyz
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t blame them. I blame that one particular fish that got a little too curious about what lies beyond the water.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
This is why I love whales. They came out of the water, saw what life was like and said “nope, back to the water”.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is inaccurate. We got here because of women. If men didn’t need to impress women to get nookie, they would have never left the trees.
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
So what I’m hearing is fleshlights were too little too late
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They are like the wheel, but you put your penis in them.
Colloidal@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Post-nut clarity.
the_q@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I genuinely struggle with how humanity got to where it is. I sometimes question whether aliens are actually real because we’re too stupid to be this advanced.
ladicius@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We are the aliens. We took over the planet, destroyed it and will soon be gone. Classic hard sci fi trope.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We’re both that advanced.
meathorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Geez is that Grok’s prolapsed anus in the third pic?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wanted to use a hammer
Accidentally became the sharpest tool in the shed
Sibshops@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
I feel like we grossly underestimate the intelligence of our ancestors.
threeonefour@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Tibees has a video about the Rhind mathematical papyrus, a writing of math problems used for educating Egyptian scribes from 1650 BCE.
It describes finding volumes for cylinders using a formula similar to the modern one but with 256/81 (~= 3.16) as the stand-in for π.
It also has questions on finding concentration of valuable ingredients in finished product. 100L of beer made from 1kg of grain has a lower concentration of grain in the final product than 50L of beer made from the same amount. If you add water to the 50L of beer, it’s value would change and scribes would be expected to calculate the exact change in value.
Just like there’s a large overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans, there’s an overlap between the smartest ancient people and dumbest people today.
bampop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Interesting choice, it suggests they didn’t have any way to verify the accuracy of that approximation, since 22/7 is way closer, but (4/3)^4 is really cute and elegant.
bampop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They had the same intelligence as us. What they didn’t have is the same education. That’s the difference that education makes.
cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The first ones to crack a nut with a stone definitely did not have the same intelligence as us. That was (likely) 2+millions of years ago, and they were not “human”.
OpenStars@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
They were pretty much as smart as we are - many of them more so than many of us today.
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what’s even crazier to think about is that there were likely several thousands of years where our ancestors were about as cognitively evolved as we are now, with language and society and culture, and simultaneously living alongside other now-extinct hominin species, like neanderthals and denisovans, who were likely similarly cognitively capable. makes me wonder if stories were still have from mythology about elves or dwarves or fae are cultural remnants of a time when we actually did live alongside not-quite-human sapient creatures
wopalopa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
there not as book smart as we are but a lot def more street smart than most of us today. different generation different kind of knowledge but same hardware
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
For example, I think it’s the Chaco Canyon civilization that managed to perfect the math necessary to track the stars, moon, and sun, but as far as we know had no system of writing. Which means they were just memorizing that shit.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Yeah, they were as smart as us it’s just that they had less knowledge, homo sapiens are called like that not because they are smart but because they share knowledge with the future generations