SourDragon

@SourDragon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What were those cords even made of? Fucking mithril?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your move⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👍🏻 👍🏻 👍🏻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🐲👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Malaysia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a throwback 😹 I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Preferably soapy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “It is a French expression! Bon jour, mademoiselle! I would like to see le tits now!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The article was written by Big Candy Corn™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep if true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of my weird ass dreams can be interpreted as: I need to stop going to bed stoned

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gay LMFAO cover band yelling “COCKS!” over and over in the club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he did that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This creature would be a better president

• Too old…
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, doc⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t lose weight, but that’s okay because the lack of appetite balances that out! (A common side effect my antidepressants have)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first few books of the old testament are just bad fanfiction based off the Epic of Gilgamesh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point the organic brains are just decorative. And so folks can keep making the “second thoughts” joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonononono

  Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are intestines really for anyways?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost got to the point where I was burping and I couldn’t figure out if it was just a burp or preemptive heatpuke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data centers are incredibly flawed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Central Illinois

• This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t blame them. I blame that one particular fish that got a little too curious about what lies beyond the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is, in fact, Wednesday, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I froggin swear”

  I am grateful for the surge of happy brain sauce this statement gave me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man admits drugging and raping wife for 20 years⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you KNOW there’s a group of assholes will say “He DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG bEcAuSe ThEy WeRe MaRrIeD”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Character.AI promised me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a beautiful analogy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oddly enough, idk if this is about actual football or american handegg, but both seem true in a sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀, "Here by yourself today, Mr. President?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got too distracted by the wrong thing… Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard could it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of a two sentence horror I read a few years back:

  “I wish there was a cure for cancer!”

  “Why waste your wish on something that already exists?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9/11 meme Lemmy edition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck

  <insert joke about getting a virus or something>