SourDragon
@SourDragon@lemmy.world
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
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- Comment on Thanks, doc 3 days ago:
You can’t lose weight, but that’s okay because the lack of appetite balances that out! (A common side effect my antidepressants have)
- Comment on .🤨. 3 days ago:
The first few books of the old testament are just bad fanfiction based off the Epic of Gilgamesh
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
At this point the organic brains are just decorative. And so folks can keep making the “second thoughts” joke
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
Nonononono
Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are intestines really for anyways?
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
Almost got to the point where I was burping and I couldn’t figure out if it was just a burp or preemptive heatpuke.
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data centers are incredibly flawed.
- Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵 5 days ago:
Central Illinois
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- Comment on Gus 6 days ago:
Yeah
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 6 days ago:
I don’t blame them. I blame that one particular fish that got a little too curious about what lies beyond the water.
- Comment on It is, in fact, Wednesday, my dudes 6 days ago:
“I froggin swear”
I am grateful for the surge of happy brain sauce this statement gave me
- Comment on Man admits drugging and raping wife for 20 years 1 week ago:
And you KNOW there’s a group of assholes will say “He DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG bEcAuSe ThEy WeRe MaRrIeD”
- Comment on Character.AI promised me 1 week ago:
That is a beautiful analogy
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Oddly enough, idk if this is about actual football or american handegg, but both seem true in a sense.
- Comment on A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀, "Here by yourself today, Mr. President? 1 week ago:
I got too distracted by the wrong thing… Image
- Comment on How hard could it be? 1 week ago:
Reminds me of a two sentence horror I read a few years back:
“I wish there was a cure for cancer!”
“Why waste your wish on something that already exists?”
- Comment on 9/11 meme Lemmy edition 1 week ago:
Fuck
<insert joke about getting a virus or something>
- Comment on tag yourself 1 week ago:
So if I want to start an argument with my spouse, I play a C Major?
- Comment on Cat vs Dog 2 weeks ago:
“Amateur!” - someone who died six times from cats bites already
- Comment on It's not even Wednesday, my dudes, move it along 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap 2 weeks ago:
We need to boycott Procter & Gamble!! They’re stealing our jobs and turning them into soap!
- Comment on Anon questions the epidemic 2 weeks ago:
True. It’s still nice to see the downstairs are gone.
- Comment on People are sitting on the bike lane or parking on it. Saint Denis, France 2 weeks ago:
An friendship ended over something this petty
A friend and I were sitting on the curb, legs stretched out over the bike lane. I saw a bike coming and I picked up our bag and got up. He didn’t move and got mad at me for doing that without warning, right before the cyclist rode between us (that was the only path they had). Ex-friend then turned their ire towards the cyclist calling them rude and whatnot. Fortunately the cyclist kept riding. I was finally able to tell them the bike is why I moved. And dude just tried to justify they could sit there if we had just curled our legs. Bro. The entire lane is for the bike. We were just taking advantage of the fact there were no bikes around when we sat down. I had thought he would have the same response I had when the cyclist came. Apparently not and he ranted about it the whole way home. I blocked him when he drove off.
- Comment on Anon questions the epidemic 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully folks will read your edit and not download you for your mistake. Doubtful, but one can still hope.
- Comment on Hey Vern, it's new! 2 weeks ago:
Ernest movies are the kinda cringe one can be proud to admit to loving
- Comment on What did you call me? 2 weeks ago:
Does that mean I became a slutt on graduation day?
- Comment on Is the m-word a slur for people with dwarfism? If so, what are more appropriate terms to use other than dwarf? 2 weeks ago:
It’s a condition, not a race. I just wanted a word or phrase to use that didn’t have a negative connotation to it.
