We interrupt your regularly scheduled shitposting for a special Presidential address from the White House

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• cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  word is he is not making a public appearance tomorrow. maybe he finally stroked for the last time

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  • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Sounds like a sour loser. Must be sad he can’t get away with mega-hyper-grifting anymore.

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    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      i think it’s scared.

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  someone’s got a poopy diaper

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  • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you don’t stop whining we won’t stop at McDonalds on the way home.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      But I wanna hamberder!!!1!

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Image

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  • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    AI will help him pen this trantrum

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s going to be longer than some books

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• Bluedragon012@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m curious what he will do. Lagit. Is he going to go for the MAD option? Or is he going to go for suicide?

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  • jrs100000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No, hell blame the candidates and then hell do something outrageous to reclaim the narrative.

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    • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      “i ordered two berders, french fries, war crimes, and a diet coke… supersized!. i see the berders, the fries, the coke. but where the fuck is my war crimes. give me my goddamn war crimes!!”

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  • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Temper tantrum

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    • Bluedragon012@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      True, but this might be different.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    There’s a whole thing about him being a devotee of Roy Cohen and Norman Vincent Peele, who between the two taught him to never never, ever, under any circumstances, accept a loss or admit defeat. Whatever he does it will be as maximal as he is physically permitted to get.

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    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      They won’t block this when it has such obvious public support behind it. They’ll daydream about doing it and threaten it in a jokingly way but when push comes to shove theres nothing they can do.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    LOTS of posts in his own private social media echo chamber.

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