Akasazh

@Akasazh@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d pay to see Tater take on a silverback ngl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No Dutch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Preferably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crossbow 😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait till you see the snail wars in medieval documents.

  The way midden scholars try to explain them is also hilarious to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bork BORK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Til the word ‘integument’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This 18th Century French Doctor Has a Solution to Oligarchy…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Christopher Lee was in attendance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst offender⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong. Real men use power tools. I eat my steak with a chainsaw and oscillating multitool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  90 in Danish (halvfems written) is based on the value 4,5 times 20 = 90. “Halvfems” is short for “halvfem-sinds-tyve” which means “4,5”-“times”-“20”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OH FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.

  But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shame bout the watermark

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossils on Fossils⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s always a relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panopticon DJ Set⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dj Foucault

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro Wrestling⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that was his wife’s nomination for secretary of education is about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or meet and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  sharcutery

  Is that where the meat part of the board is just haksel, fermented shark?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like impossibly thin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon challenges a fine⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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