Akasazh
@Akasazh@lemmy.world
- Comment on A conundrum 4 hours ago:
nefari-ish, if you will.
- Comment on Fall of Western civilization 5 days ago:
‘I would like a sausage in my bun!’
- Comment on Anon hires a goth chick 1 week ago:
Just visit a prostitute. It’s tranactional. You get to choose and you don;t have to pretend to love somebody just to get laid.
- Comment on I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them 3 weeks ago:
Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 4 weeks ago:
Exactly why they need to be taxed more.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 2 months ago:
It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.
- Comment on Have you noticed 2 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Are you suggesting anybody would do that on the internet, lie? On an imageboard no less?
Preposterous!
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 3 months ago:
- Comment on 🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵 3 months ago:
Speak for yourself,/u/fartmaster69
- Comment on Where is she‽ 3 months ago:
At least he’s out standing in his field.
- Comment on Price is right too 3 months ago:
Isn’t the bone on the outside?
- Comment on WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere 3 months ago:
- Comment on ℞osaur 3 months ago:
I’m pretty sure the roamed the earth, not rule it.
- Comment on Inflation markers 3 months ago:
the input is appreciated.
That’s what (s)he said!
- Comment on Inflation markers 3 months ago:
If you go very literal on the Dutch etymology, you put your tongue (tong) in between some butt cheeks (bil = butt)
- Comment on Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus? 3 months ago:
His eggs were pretty lit though, ngl
- Comment on AMERICAN POPE LETS GO 3 months ago:
Unless those people are heathens, of course…
- Comment on Anon is a fighter 3 months ago:
I’d pay to see Tater take on a silverback ngl
- Comment on So true 4 months ago:
No Dutch
- Comment on So true 4 months ago:
Preferably
- Comment on The crossbow 😭 4 months ago:
Wait till you see the snail wars in medieval documents.
The way midden scholars try to explain them is also hilarious to me.
- Comment on So true 4 months ago:
As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.
- Comment on bork BORK 4 months ago:
Til the word ‘integument’
- Comment on This 18th Century French Doctor Has a Solution to Oligarchy… 5 months ago:
And Christopher Lee was in attendance
- Comment on Not the worst offender 5 months ago:
Wrong. Real men use power tools. I eat my steak with a chainsaw and oscillating multitool.
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? 5 months ago:
90 in Danish (halvfems written) is based on the value 4,5 times 20 = 90. “Halvfems” is short for “halvfem-sinds-tyve” which means “4,5”-“times”-“20”
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? 5 months ago:
Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile
- Comment on OH FUCK 5 months ago:
This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 5 months ago:
Shame bout the watermark
