Akasazh
@Akasazh@lemmy.world
- Comment on Map of Beans 1 hour ago:
Kakker :p
- Comment on Crazy town 2 days ago:
I only know this one song, but it’s quite light and summer like for a limp Bizkit song
- Comment on Killing time in the doctor's waiting room 3 days ago:
Have you considered a career in illustrative arts and surrealism?
- Comment on Killing time in the doctor's waiting room 4 days ago:
Apparently Salvador Dali was a practitioner:
According to Roger Peyrefitte, Dali’s invariably well-informed housekeeper, Dali had a large collection of dildos which he would offer to his models of either sex when he had a little indulgence in mind. Some of these dildos irreverently had the heads of unexpected people on their shafts: the Pope, Hitler, St. Teresa of Avila, de Gaulle, and others. Dali also liked to refer to the male member as “the limousine”. Dining with pop singer Amanda Lear at Maxim’s, he observed that, to judge by his nose, the gentleman at the next table must have a big limousine. In Cadaques, Dali liked visiting a young man whose erect member was reputed to be so hard that one could crack nuts open on it. Things of this kind aroused Dali’s admiration. He compared the vagina to a cauliflower and commented that it was Nature’s ruse to ensure reproduction, but that the true organ of love was the anus. In the vagina one might poke about without really knowing what one was up to, but in the arsehole there was no room for any such uncertainty. Dali made these observations in a conversation recorded for French television (though of course it was never broadcast), and declared roundly: “The most important thing in the world is the arsehole.” For Dali, the body no longer had any secrets. He had devised a special procedure (which interested Roger Peyrefitte greatly) to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali’s tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins’ behinds into candelabra.
- Comment on “Tf???” 5 days ago:
Confibulatiom?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
If you sleep gently in the streets though, it’s still ok
- Comment on Anon reads nihilist philosophy 1 week ago:
Partly, he’s neither a nihilist nor that embraced by teenagers afaik.
He is considered more hedonist than he actually is, though.
- Comment on Map of Beans 1 week ago:
Are you some kind of hakker?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Plus the beaver gives a dam
- Comment on Left Wing Rage # Right Wing Rage 1 week ago:
The real shit post is in the comments
- Comment on What Epstein Files? 1 week ago:
Yeah the us justice system is so weird and biased in favor of the rich. If the guy was poor and black he’d been in jail for most part of his life.
- Comment on What Epstein Files? 1 week ago:
Source?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I thought of the eponymous nouvel by Robert Pirsig, the spiritual successor to ‘Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance’.
A good read it you’re interested in philosophy.
Thanks for entertaining my tangent.
- Comment on Anon comes into some money 1 week ago:
Cheap enema, though
- Comment on Profit over people is a failed system 2 weeks ago:
The reason why those rules existed because companies where doing exactly that.
- Comment on At my house we dine with some goddamn class 2 weeks ago:
Fair enough, I didn’t know the intensity of the fritters. I get that,thnx for the reaction.
- Comment on At my house we dine with some goddamn class 2 weeks ago:
Without knowing apple fritters, wouldn’t a cider pair more naturally?
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 2 weeks ago:
As someone who has worked in bars, that’s one sure fire way to piss off someone in a drunk state. You need to bring it with conviction and without making things confrontational.
Hiding behind a formality is probably the worst idea.
- Comment on Stratigraphy 2 weeks ago:
Stracciatellography
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
My pleasure!
- Comment on Thinking outside the box. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
There’s multiple sources mentioned, but the very brave Witold Pilecki actually infiltrated Auschwitz to get information it to the Polish resistance.
- Comment on Chef 3 weeks ago:
If your egg whites taste of sulfur, you dun goofed
- Comment on The price of soda in 2017 3 weeks ago:
Not for me.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Not funny but very predictable
- Comment on All aboard the Pythagorean Express 3 weeks ago:
Just one more thing…
- Comment on Pathetic 3 weeks ago:
Hair is pretty tough, just see how easily it dulls steel blades
- Comment on The price of soda in 2017 3 weeks ago:
I just buy CO2 now and make my own sodas with syrups or juices.
- Comment on Call for help 3 weeks ago:
If you haven’t seen it, this interview with the composer is quite cool, he explains how he made Laura’s theme:
- Comment on I need an adult 3 weeks ago:
Depends on the acidity/basality. In a sour environment it’s definitely magenta
