Akasazh

@Akasazh@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Problem With Taking the Bible Literally | Nick Offerman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder to self to watch later, the save function doesn’t always work that week for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Much Ado about nothing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seagirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy goes by the name a_seagull

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seagirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tfw you date a professional streamer, former professional TF2 and overwatch player.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies from the Bossman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They can be made with a tortilla-like flatbread: durum döner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta teach 'em the classics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lincoln park

  Great typo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name that tune.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically you can listen to it any time you want, as the absence of an object playing and just listening to ambient sound is the norm.

  Tuning up is a different story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buckingham Palace says Harry can no longer stay at royal residence on UK visit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no!

  Anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do your ears hang low⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you tie them in a bow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trail reviews are so silly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced that at least that one is sarcastic, looking fun at the other reviews.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hits bedrock⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fred Flintstone was a loser

  • /u/valar

  There, you just did, through the magic of selective quoting:p

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s multiple ones, more prevalent with the use of ai. Like translating the ‘render’ that is an computer generated image in the meaning of plaster work.

  But before that I remember a Dragonball Z episode where Gohan says to Krillin ‘lets amscray’ being pig Latin for ‘scram’, was translated like ‘to amscray’ was a verb in the DBZ universe. That’s not a big mistake, but still it stuck with me long enough to be the first example to this thread’s question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll: Will you buy GTA 6 when it launches on your platform?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For me, the satire was the best part of the GTA franchise. After San Andreas the quality of the writing really suffered IMHO.

  I got V for free from epic, didn’t feel with me. If okay this for free only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A perfect world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Forever and ever and ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*laughs nervously*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of the more useful features of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking a spin around the pond in my boat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Noah just before the flood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the good news is she got the job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Typically Dave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More like when you finish all the bitterballen, and when she’s mad tell her you still have two left, then point at your groin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A patriotic cocktail for real Americans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t give your kids access to large amounts of hydrogen peroxide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mayonnaise included⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  will come again

  I know it’s probably on purpose, but I feel like it needed highlighting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am el french⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to rrrrroll the arrrr, bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Demon slayer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For a second there I thought Amandi was wearing a priests collar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lovely vignette, I’d argue that courtrooms could do with a bit of sexy times.

  But following that logic your ass can produce dick, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ass produces nothing, it’s merely a conduit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all remember the Bloodhound Gang?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Old Jimmy Pop in the middle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When in Rome?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t it Xerxes who had the sea whipped?

  Caligula did declare a war against it, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would’ve gone with Ayn Rand, Chris Rock, the Trinity of monotheist drietjes and Adam Smith.

  But to each their own aggregating fanbase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Mail boss’s pay package soars to £6.9m despite profits slide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My bad, I thought those where linked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Mail boss’s pay package soars to £6.9m despite profits slide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have the victims of the post office scandal been replayed yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet Temptation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An ‘unsuitable for dogs and cats’ label might be apt