Akasazh

@Akasazh@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a flower for mother's day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you suggesting anybody would do that on the internet, lie? On an imageboard no less?

  Preposterous!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheers lads an lassies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself,/u/fartmaster69

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is she‽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he’s out standing in his field.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Price is right too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t the bone on the outside?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨℞osaur⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure the roamed the earth, not rule it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the input is appreciated.

  That’s what (s)he said!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you go very literal on the Dutch etymology, you put your tongue (tong) in between some butt cheeks (bil = butt)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His eggs were pretty lit though, ngl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AMERICAN POPE LETS GO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless those people are heathens, of course…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d pay to see Tater take on a silverback ngl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No Dutch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Preferably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crossbow 😭⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait till you see the snail wars in medieval documents.

  The way midden scholars try to explain them is also hilarious to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bork BORK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Til the word ‘integument’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This 18th Century French Doctor Has a Solution to Oligarchy…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And Christopher Lee was in attendance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst offender⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong. Real men use power tools. I eat my steak with a chainsaw and oscillating multitool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  90 in Danish (halvfems written) is based on the value 4,5 times 20 = 90. “Halvfems” is short for “halvfem-sinds-tyve” which means “4,5”-“times”-“20”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OH FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.

  But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shame bout the watermark

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossils on Fossils⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s always a relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panopticon DJ Set⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dj Foucault

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro Wrestling⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that was his wife’s nomination for secretary of education is about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or meet and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  sharcutery

  Is that where the meat part of the board is just haksel, fermented shark?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like impossibly thin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon challenges a fine⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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