when you canât draw hands
The crossbow đ
Submitted âšâš6â© âšdaysâ© agoâ© by âšSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comâ© to âš[deleted]â©
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soliloquy@startrek.website âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
turbowafflz@lemmy.world âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
Are we sure thatâs an owl
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
I think it might be a griffonâŠdrawn by someone whoâs never actually seen a lion.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
TBF after the barbary lions died out if became really difficult to see lions in person for a while.
Kolanaki@pawb.social âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Could you fucking imagine if instead of this going out of style, all English letters just became random shit bent around to form them? Like the text of this comment could be whimsical as fuck.
beastlykings@sh.itjust.works âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
This actually got me into a car accident as a young driver.
I had just gotten on the highway heading home, rural towns. The gas gauge was broken so I had to count miles on the odometer to know when I was low, and I realized at that moment that I was desperately in need of gas.
So I took the first exit, and started looking for a gas station. Iâm driving the speed limit, 55mph, and coming around a very large slowly sweeping curve I see what looks like a gas station up ahead on the left. There are no other businesses on the road. It had a tall sign out front. I didnât recognize the sign, I was trying to read what it said, to see if it was a gas station or not. But I couldnât read it. I was struggling to make sense of what I was seeing, honestly. A Martin Glass? An olive? I donât remember all the things on it. But the point is, it was items, party items, that spelled out the word⊠party? It was a party store⊠and then I hit the guy in front of me who was stopped dead in the middle of the road waiting to turn left into a driveway.
I was so distracted trying to read that stupid sign, I didnât even see him until the last second. I had time to swerve a bit, and I locked the brakes. I ended up hitting his back right bumper and crushing it in, a glancing blow that didnât even touch his trunk. Just the bumper. He drove away no problem.
My car was a different story, it tore my lower control arm and snapped my tie-rod. Took out the front left quarter panel, hood, bumper, and headlight too. I had to get towed home, like 2 hours.
Technically my fault, and I got the ticket. But dang it if to this day, I donât still blame that stupid sign. The Martini glass was the Y, I think the olive was the A? I donât remember, I should try finding it again.
Abnorc@lemm.ee âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Somewhere there probably is a graphic designer or city planner who can use this story, lol. Billboards and these huge signs are distracting things to have on the road.
wjrii@lemmy.world âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
Looks to be a late-15th century prayer book, likely illuminated by Robinet Testard and owned by the Count of AngoulĂȘme.
nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Medieval book illustrators were high on something i guess
Akasazh@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Wait till you see the snail wars in medieval documents.
The way midden scholars try to explain them is also hilarious to me.
lorty@lemmy.ml âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
You have to find some fun in what you do once in a while.
Longpork3@lemmy.nz âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Fun fact, scribes often didnât do the fancy lettering themselves. Instead they would leave a space reserved for it, then pass it off to a specialist illuminator to add those guys in.
shalafi@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
ryannathans@aussie.zone âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Progress report?
Jerb322@lemmy.world âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
I think that there is an easier way to get caviarâŠlooks more like a sturgeon.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
No you have to hold their mouths shut or else they bite you when you touch their junk. I have it on good authority.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
That R goes Really haRd
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
What, the owl-lizard canât have a crossbow?
Num10ck@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
maybe these animals reference nicknames and inside jokes
Eheran@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
Really makes me wonder what sheâs pregnant with.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Thatâs a hip, not a belly. I think.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
The more I look at this picture the more there is to unpack.
transientpunk@sh.itjust.works âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
Isnât that a catfish?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works âš6â© âšdaysâ© ago
I think the âwhyâ behind a lot of these is âbeing a monk is really boringâ.