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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TachyonTele@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To repeat an interweb truism…

    English isn’t a language; it’s three smaller languages sitting on each other’s shoulders and wearing a long coat and a fedora.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      To repeat another interweb truism…

      English is closer to Chinese/Japanese as a pictographic system, since there are so many exceptions to the phonetic rules, syntax, and grammar that govern it, that it’s often easier to just memorize whole words and phrases, than to guess how to use them from alphabet alone

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      • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And the other one:

        “English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary”

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      • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Never heard that one, but it’s true. When I need to spell a word I ask “does it look right?”

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…

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      • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s a comment that you can use on pretty much any post on any subject.

        “This is my mother’s recipe for lemon zest cake…”

        You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…

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  • lowleveldata@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait till you notice the “ueue” in “queue”

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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    • MemmingenFan923@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      80% of the letters are silent.

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “kyu-ee-oo-ee”

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s a good one too

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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    • cod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The letters are lined up in a queue

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Every single q word has a completely superfluous u

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      • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Qat would like a word, and that word is qat

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  • Tryenjer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pasifik Oshean

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    • Lysergid@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Came to comment same. Though, I prefer “Oushen”

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        O’Shawn

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least it’s not as f-d up as French where dudes casually ignore like half of the letters in a sentence.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile

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      • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Weirder than four twenty ten nine?

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is why I found French confusing.

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tha mi an dòchas nach coinnich thu ris a’ Ghàidhlig

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      • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I mean, it might be interesting. To be clear, I don’t dislike French, it’s quite fun, just weird at times

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.

    Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is quality shitpost commenting.
      Golf clap? Golf clap 👏

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well now I’m going to think of this randomly for no reason…

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Enjoy your day! Bwahaha

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  • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Spent far too long thinking how annoying that guys hair cut is.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I enjoy how long the girls neck is in the final panel

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  • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pasifik Oshen

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m sorry. I don’t speak Spanish.

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Dude, that’s clearly Romanian.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    English is dumb. It’s Pacifiko in Esperanto.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    太平洋

    😎

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    • inconel@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      is it tài píng yáng, taepyeongyang or tai hei yo?

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      • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        If you are Mainland Chinese (excluding Guandong Province), or Taiwanese, it’s: tâi pʰíŋ jɒŋ

        If you are Hong Konger, Guandong Province Resident, or just want to spite the CCP, it’s: tʰai3 pʰɪŋ21 jœŋ21

        (it’s IPA btw)

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Guys guys. Come on.
        We don’t know Spanish here.

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