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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To repeat an interweb truism…

  English isn’t a language; it’s three smaller languages sitting on each other’s shoulders and wearing a long coat and a fedora.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To repeat another interweb truism…

    English is closer to Chinese/Japanese as a pictographic system, since there are so many exceptions to the phonetic rules, syntax, and grammar that govern it, that it’s often easier to just memorize whole words and phrases, than to guess how to use them from alphabet alone

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    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the other one:

      “English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary”

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Never heard that one, but it’s true. When I need to spell a word I ask “does it look right?”

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a comment that you can use on pretty much any post on any subject.

      “This is my mother’s recipe for lemon zest cake…”

      You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…

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• lowleveldata@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait till you notice the “ueue” in “queue”

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • MemmingenFan923@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    80% of the letters are silent.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “kyu-ee-oo-ee”

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a good one too

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • cod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The letters are lined up in a queue

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every single q word has a completely superfluous u

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    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Qat would like a word, and that word is qat

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• Tryenjer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pasifik Oshean

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  • Lysergid@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Came to comment same. Though, I prefer “Oushen”

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      O’Shawn

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• fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At least it’s not as f-d up as French where dudes casually ignore like half of the letters in a sentence.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Weirder than four twenty ten nine?

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why I found French confusing.

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tha mi an dòchas nach coinnich thu ris a’ Ghàidhlig

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, it might be interesting. To be clear, I don’t dislike French, it’s quite fun, just weird at times

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• UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.

  Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is quality shitpost commenting.
    Golf clap? Golf clap 👏

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well now I’m going to think of this randomly for no reason…

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Enjoy your day! Bwahaha

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• blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spent far too long thinking how annoying that guys hair cut is.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I enjoy how long the girls neck is in the final panel

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pasifik Oshen

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry. I don’t speak Spanish.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude, that’s clearly Romanian.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  English is dumb. It’s Pacifiko in Esperanto.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  太平洋

  😎

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  • inconel@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    is it tài píng yáng, taepyeongyang or tai hei yo?

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you are Mainland Chinese (excluding Guandong Province), or Taiwanese, it’s: tâi pʰíŋ jɒŋ

      If you are Hong Konger, Guandong Province Resident, or just want to spite the CCP, it’s: tʰai3 pʰɪŋ21 jœŋ21

      (it’s IPA btw)

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Guys guys. Come on.
      We don’t know Spanish here.

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