Wait till you notice the “ueue” in “queue”
Good morning. What's wrong honey?
Submitted 1 week ago by TachyonTele@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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lowleveldata@lemmy.world 1 week ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 week ago
MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 1 week ago
80% of the letters are silent.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“kyu-ee-oo-ee”
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That’s a good one too
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 week ago
cod@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The letters are lined up in a queue
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Every single q word has a completely superfluous u
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Qat would like a word, and that word is qat
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pasifik Oshean
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
At least it’s not as f-d up as French where dudes casually ignore like half of the letters in a sentence.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Weirder than four twenty ten nine?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is why I found French confusing.
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Tha mi an dòchas nach coinnich thu ris a’ Ghàidhlig
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
I mean, it might be interesting. To be clear, I don’t dislike French, it’s quite fun, just weird at times
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 week ago
From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.
Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
This is quality shitpost commenting.
Golf clap? Golf clap 👏
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Well now I’m going to think of this randomly for no reason…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Enjoy your day! Bwahaha
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Spent far too long thinking how annoying that guys hair cut is.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I enjoy how long the girls neck is in the final panel
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pasifik Oshen
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’m sorry. I don’t speak Spanish.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dude, that’s clearly Romanian.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
English is dumb. It’s Pacifiko in Esperanto.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
太平洋
😎
inconel@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
is it tài píng yáng, taepyeongyang or tai hei yo?
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
If you are Mainland Chinese (excluding Guandong Province), or Taiwanese, it’s: tâi pʰíŋ jɒŋ
If you are Hong Konger, Guandong Province Resident, or just want to spite the CCP, it’s: tʰai3 pʰɪŋ21 jœŋ21
(it’s IPA btw)
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Guys guys. Come on.
We don’t know Spanish here.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 week ago
To repeat an interweb truism…
English isn’t a language; it’s three smaller languages sitting on each other’s shoulders and wearing a long coat and a fedora.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
To repeat another interweb truism…
English is closer to Chinese/Japanese as a pictographic system, since there are so many exceptions to the phonetic rules, syntax, and grammar that govern it, that it’s often easier to just memorize whole words and phrases, than to guess how to use them from alphabet alone
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And the other one:
“English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary”
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Never heard that one, but it’s true. When I need to spell a word I ask “does it look right?”
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That’s a comment that you can use on pretty much any post on any subject.
“This is my mother’s recipe for lemon zest cake…”
You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…