SlopppyEngineer
@SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
- Comment on Climate-denying conservatives after every year for the last decade has been the hottest on record [Day 105] 3 weeks ago:
The very classic four stage program.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Then we follow the four-stage strategy.
Bernard Woolley: What’s that?
Sir Richard Wharton: Standard Foreign Office response in a time of crisis. In stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Sir Richard Wharton: In stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there’s nothing we can do.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it’s too late now.
- Comment on IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA 3 weeks ago:
DOGE: then we’ll cut even more to compensate
- Comment on this bad boy can fit..... 4 weeks ago:
Rapid unscheduled disassembly, now available on cars.
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? 4 weeks ago:
And the other one:
“English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary”
- Comment on Pineapple was never the problem 4 weeks ago:
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
- Comment on rule 5 weeks ago:
What bet did you lose?
- Comment on Sounds like a place I'd love to work for 5 weeks ago:
There productivity show, creating the illusion of productivity is enough.
- Comment on To all those single upvotes 5 weeks ago:
Is this a poop knife reference?
- Comment on The billionaires and politicians did it 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽ 5 weeks ago:
I would, but some idiot decided that we need time zones issues of actual sun time. Then another idiot thought it was a good idea to take on the time from another time zone for cooperation and business. Then the biggest idiot of all figured daylight saving time was the best thing ever. So now we’re two hours or of sync with the sun and now everyone is constantly jet lagged except for some early risers.
- Comment on Poor guy 5 weeks ago:
That’s their core propaganda mechanic. Some bit of offensive trivia is found and shared by Elon. He’ll tweet it. Trump will share it. It’s on the evening show on fox they evening and in newspapers by morning. Repeat this the next day.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 1 month ago:
All hail the Unimog!
- Comment on If you want to learn how to work from home make sure you learn from an expert 1 month ago:
That’s only around my work space. I don’t come near the work spot in my personal time and during my work time I don’t have time to clean it up.
- Comment on DOGE Quietly Deletes the 5 Biggest Spending Cuts It Celebrated Last Week 1 month ago:
Chainsaw austerity. Normal austerity can cost a country a decade or two of growth and they at least tried to not accidently cut anything too crucial.
- Comment on DOGE Quietly Deletes the 5 Biggest Spending Cuts It Celebrated Last Week 1 month ago:
These ones were just counting mistakes. They counted billion instead of million and counted a contract three times. The “oops, we need them after all” still needs to happen.
- Comment on DOGE Claimed It Saved $8 Billion in One Contract. It Was Actually $8 Million. 1 month ago:
The most likely outcome with all the doge meddling is purchasing power of the population going down, so subsidies and grants and given out as candy to friends and family to keep businesses and the economy going costing the government more in the end.
- Comment on Doordash deserves it's fate 2 months ago:
First they used venture capitalist’s money. It was just free mana from heaven during the period with near zero interest rates after the 2008 financial crisis. They used that money to get market share by making deliveries very cheap. Intrest rates went up, they went public to get more money, and then it was time to see how much that market could bear and rake in the profits.
- Comment on When we explain to other people how our capitalist system works and they recoil in horror 2 months ago:
Like the classic “The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money” while in today’s capitalism everybody except a small elite is running out of money.
- Comment on historical inaccuracies 2 months ago:
- Comment on Did anyone else notice the similarity? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Did anyone else notice the similarity? 2 months ago:
There your go
- Comment on ADL defends Nazi salute 2 months ago:
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 2 months ago:
- Comment on ADL defends Nazi salute 2 months ago:
That’s coming from the people that are ready to kill on the sight of rainbow colors on some fabric.
- Comment on Anon questions North Korea 2 months ago:
Those roads are probably for police and military so they can arrive quickly in case of invasion or citizens becoming uppity.
- Comment on Got any must-play games for strategy fans? 2 months ago:
Beyond All Reason maybe?
- Comment on "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" 2 months ago:
For pets it is. A bunch of spices are toxic for dogs and cats.
- Comment on "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" 2 months ago:
That’s not the only toxic thing humans eat, drink or smoke. Chocolate, coffee, alcohol and probably many more.
- Comment on I am a shit machine. 2 months ago:
Sorry, but we already automated that job
- Comment on Mildly McInfuriating 3 months ago:
And McDonald’s countered with a statement Pricing Myths vs Facts where they compared 2019-2024 prices where the original study the infographic is based on compared 2014-2024 prices. A little FUD seasoning if your will to make it all look less bad.
That’s the same company that countered their wages being too low to live on by producing an example budget to show how you can survive with only a McDonald’s job. The first line in the budget is income from the first and second job. They costs are even more laughable today.
