Would that be legal in the US?
Sounds like a place I'd love to work for
Submitted 19 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
All things that are illegal in real countries
hogmomma@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I have to hope that this is a joke sign.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I think it would be the only reason to make this sign. To be ironic.
MMEnterprises@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
Without a legitimate source I find this extremely hard to believe
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
No, I commute to work by ambulance
phorq@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
Based on the font of “Company Policies” and the fact that it’s an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I’m gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn’t be surprised about a company using this as inspiration…
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Yeah, this is one of those damn fool things you see hanging in gift shops and other outlets of kitsch, unironically on display as if it’s still clever and nobody’s ever seen it before. Usually right along side the very similar plaque with the “Labor rates: If you watch / If you offer advice / If you help” canard, “Harley Davidson Parking Only,” “Complaint Department, Take a Number (Grenade),” and others of the same ilk.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
I’ve seen the “labour rates” one in a few mechanic’s workshops.
Definitely more of a hint than a joke.
huquad@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
“No one wants to work anymore”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 hours ago
No one ever wanted to work, but we all do what we have to, to survive. If working as your employee doesn’t allow me to survive, you can get fucked. lol
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
Isn’t this just standard US employment terms?
B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
The only problem is generally you can’t count on having Sat/Sun off
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Outside of hospitality? Is it that bad in the service industries too?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
What you’re saying is, that you’ll only accept that I’m sick if you genuinely hear absolutely nothing from me because I’m either dead or completely incapacitated, and then only show up later after recovering?
I can work with that.
groet@feddit.org 16 hours ago
No you can’t work with that. Its, like, direkty examined in the sign!
/s
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Sounds like someone has wasted their generational wealth and is getting desperate.
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 16 hours ago
Once thing is true though, when I’m sick I’m too weak to go the doctor. That shouldn’t be a requirement
DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 10 hours ago
And people wonder why ‘people don’t wanna work anymore…’
nebulaone@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I doubt it is anything but a joke. It would certainly be illegal where I live.
Solocore@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Thats depressing
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.
Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
fucking hell, wasn’t expecting that lol
Maggoty@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Oh damn looks like I got the Two week flu. The phone doctor said the only cure is foreign beach air. Don’t worry though, I’m hating every minute of it and I’ll be back just as soon as I’m well again.
toofpic@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”
Retreaux@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
So anyways, I started re-telling Grimms Fairy tails to my boss at work…
Ascend910@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
This is what working in Japan & Taipei is like XD
Liz@midwest.social 13 hours ago
Taiwan?
scytale@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I have (briefly) encountered employers who literally believe the first one, though.
It’s a great way to get your entire workforce sick, that’s for sure. That’ll certainly keep productivity high, won’t it?
Kichae@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Most employers don’t truly care about productivity or output. They just care about getting to control other people.
SARGE@startrek.website 16 hours ago
Power move: come in and vomit on the boss’s desk, car, or their person.
“sorry, I was gonna go to the doctor but you know the rules”
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
There productivity show, creating the illusion of productivity is enough.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
America be like…
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Okay, we’re bad but not this bad.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
The line with the sick notices I can agree with. I mean… I sometimes get sick that I can barely leave bed, just sitting up makes me puke my guys out and then I’m supposed to walk to the next doctor, wait an hour … Sitting … so the doctor can tell me: “yep, you are sick”… Thank you, that trip probably delayed my recovery by a couple of days.
superkret@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Wouldn’t it be great if you didn’t have to do that useless trip in order to keep the roof over your head?
then_three_more@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Just call them and have a telephone appointment. Job done.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Only fucking losers refer to themselves as ‘management’
inbeesee@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Would not give my money to a POS pig business like this
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
If I saw this I would either quit on the spot or call up my union.