Jumi
@Jumi@lemmy.world
- Comment on The funny thing about being a third-culture kid is that I have no idea if German, English, or Arabic is my first language 1 day ago:
Walla, isch küss dein Auge, Bruda
- Comment on The funny thing about being a third-culture kid is that I have no idea if German, English, or Arabic is my first language 1 day ago:
German and third don’t go well together though…
- Comment on MANDATORY! 6 days ago:
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys 6 days ago:
You’ve been hit by…
You’ve been struck by…
A smooth metric system
- Comment on why i love my country 1 week ago:
Kinderschänder in German
- Comment on Desk jobs 1 week ago:
There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing chips fly and that solid block of steel turns into something underneath my tools. You would have to pay me an excessive wage to have me sit in front of a screen instead standing on a lathe or mill.
- Comment on "It’s time to come back to Firefox. The Internet you loved is still here." - Firefox brings together people from famous internet memes in the 2000s in a new marketing push 2 weeks ago:
I started blocking sites like Facebook, Amazon, Instagram and every AI slop in my search results and it made everything so much better.
- Comment on Want to improve your life and really be happy. Follow everything on this List. 2 weeks ago:
How about you fuck off with this shit?
- Comment on UK government will implement all measures to "combat antisemitism in schools" following the IHRA definition which bans criticism of Israel. 2 weeks ago:
So it is illegal to say that Gaza look like Warsaw '45?
- Comment on Why DDG is the superior serch engine 2 weeks ago:
I’m solely using DDG these and will it took some time to acquainted with it these days I usually always find what I’m looking for.
- Comment on the chance to do it all over again 4 weeks ago:
I’d be broke af because I dont have the right currency and probably start a pandemic with some ultra resistant virus.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Currently I’m addicted to Dressmaker. It’s chill, creative and without pressure that it’s perfect to decompress and relax after work.
- Comment on The greatest sword 1 month ago:
Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.
- Comment on fish alignment matrix 1 month ago:
- Comment on Sometimes the simple Minecraft cave base is the best base 1 month ago:
It’s either an underground cave or a castle
- Comment on me irl 1 month ago:
I think not, fucking is something beautiful and way to nice for them
- Comment on Happy 911 1 month ago:
Unterricht fällt aus in der ganzen Schule 9/11, Schweigeminute
Lessons cancelled in the whole school, 9/11, minute of silence
Und ich rechne aus: Wie viel Minuten wären Das für eine Million Ruandesen
And I calculate: How many minutes would it be for one million Rwandese
Und 'ne Million tote Irakis nur durch das Embargo?
And a million dead Iraqis just because of the embargo?
Vielleicht begann’n da meine Mixed Feelings für die NATO
Maybe that’s when my mixed feelings for NATO started
Sie sagt: „Maxim, warum bist du so anti?“ Keine Ahnung, warum bist du es nicht?
She says: “Maxim, why are you so anti?” I dont know, why aren’t you?
- Comment on I stand with Spider-Woman 🏳️⚧️ 2 months ago:
- Comment on I stand with Spider-Woman 🏳️⚧️ 2 months ago:
I want this shirt
- Comment on Meme check point. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Oh how the turn tables 2 months ago:
It was 12 years for us, it’s been 250 years for the US
- Comment on We can all agree on this 2 months ago:
If I see an ad I won’t buy it
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I don’t know know, calling someone a twat, plonker or nob has its charm. Although German ones are the best in any case
- Comment on 2 months ago:
It’s not our fault when they make their streets so marchable with rows of trees to keep our soldiers in the shade.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
The French are the saltiest fuckers on the European OW servers. If they want to really insult you they switch to French, fucking cowards.
Which is honestly absolutely hilarious
- Comment on WTF Is Happening To The Video Game Industry? 3 months ago:
Leading roles were filled with PR idiots and marketing morons instead of people who actually care about games. Also, they are public
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I’ve seen pictures of KZ victims who look more healthy
- Comment on Im also too tired to title this 3 months ago:
I switched to Waterfox last week
- Comment on 10 miles to escape a bill 3 months ago:
When impaled by something, be it pole or knife, it is usually best to not pull it out because it kind of keeps it plugged to some extent. Also, if the right picture shows him impaled it doesn’t look like it hit any bigger blood vessel or pierce the lung.
- Comment on What are your favourite PSP games? 3 months ago:
I always had a great time with Field Commander. Before my PSP broke it was basically the only game I played.
SW:BF2 was also really nice because the autoaim made it a really nice power fantasy.
