The greatest sword

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

  One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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  • Oppopity@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It doesn’t matter if your children are kind. German children are Kinder.

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    • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

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  • flango@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?

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    • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dunno, what?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Muenster Sword.

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• h4mi@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I assume this is sold as a gratesword. I kinda want one, even though the pun doesn’t even work in my language.

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  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d probably advise against that if you want it to actually function as grater. I’ll seems to be very inconvenient for that purpose

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This looks very original Zelda on NES.

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• binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got one of these for christmas. Put it in my luggage, then got pulled aside by TSA. Guy pulls it out and gives me this “Come on, man” look. Ended up letting him keep it, which changed the look to “Well alright, that’s all you had to say my man!”

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  • gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Letting who keep it?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He was robbed by the TSA

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine getting stabbed by this.

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  • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Easy going in, hard come out?

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me eating dairy

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