binarytobis
@binarytobis@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy Labor Day! 14 hours ago:
My boss’ boss gives everyone a Lindt chocolate on their start date anniversary, which is nice and all but if I WFH for a few days or simply don’t see him for a while, then when he finally gives it to me he says something like “I haven’t seen you around for a while?” and now it looks bad. Keep the chocolate just stop thinking about me.
- Comment on I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER 2 days ago:
Do people bring guitars as carry-ons and take a whole overhead bin like that?
- Comment on This is a horror film 3 days ago:
She already has one
- Comment on My M.O. 6 days ago:
Reminds me of I’ll Just Dance
- Comment on Forty hours, one life... 1 week ago:
I used to complain to my dad about my truly horrible jobs, and he would always say something along the lines of “No one likes their job.” and treat it as if all jobs are equally bad, so I should stop complaining.
About six months after he retired he realized he had legitimate PTSD because his jobs were so awful, but he had to fully relax before he could even feel it. He’s a lot more empathetic now, but my current job is actually nice.
- Comment on Accurate 1 week ago:
Someone should tell him he can just go on vacation without releasing a movie.
- Comment on Dominos using AI for ads. 1 week ago:
The weird bread she’s eating is cut horizontally, but for some reason the first two pieces removed stop at the same vertical line like it was cut that way.
God I hate stuff like this.
- Comment on The prices of these NFL games…nope. 2 weeks ago:
My work is hosting an employee event at a MLB game. I don’t care about baseball at all, so I was understandably pissed after the MLB and Ticketmaster apps thoroughly violated my privacy and made me give every bit of my information up, couldn’t even use a burner email because my work helpfully gave them my real one. Parking is apparently a nightmare so they suggested getting a 90 minute bus chain there.
Anyway it turns out we can’t even see the game. It’s some sort of little patio restaurant just outside the stadium that shows the game on TVs. I’m pissed.
- Comment on ASDA can fuck right off 2 weeks ago:
So did they release Christmas snacks early, or are they selling old food?
- Comment on 五行佛性 2 weeks ago:
I dunno, dementia weed sounds like a hard pass.
- Comment on You haven't seen enough trans Spider-Woman memes 2 weeks ago:
That is better haha.
- Comment on big thing funny 2 weeks ago:
I saw Tron late and couldn’t stop seeing it.
- Comment on big thing funny 2 weeks ago:
Haha wtf
- Comment on big thing funny 2 weeks ago:
Honestly, I heard Arin talk about this in one of his recent videos and was curious to look it up but forgot, so I’m glad you included his part.
- Comment on You haven't seen enough trans Spider-Woman memes 2 weeks ago:
Similarly I also don’t recognize the bottom panel, just thought the top half was funny.
- Comment on You haven't seen enough trans Spider-Woman memes 2 weeks ago:
This one is my favorite
- Comment on A true prophet 2 weeks ago:
Of course!
- Comment on A true prophet 3 weeks ago:
I liked RATM for a while before I really noticed what their music was about. Insane to me in retrospect, as there’s nothing subtle about their message.
- Comment on not on my watch 3 weeks ago:
Why does it need to be a patch though? I feel like that is the kind of thing you just say, verbally.
- Comment on YUM 3 weeks ago:
“We do things a little different around here.”
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, tbh I’ve only seen “I don’t feel like driving, let’s DoorDash” in personal experience.
- Comment on Amazon Alexa showing just how much they have embraced enshittification 3 weeks ago:
Has anyone else noticed how absolutely awful spellcheck has gotten?
- Comment on Amazon Alexa showing just how much they have embraced enshittification 3 weeks ago:
I’ve only ever witnessed people using “digital assistants” to play music and make grocery lists. Both of those things are so trivial that I wouldn’t spend any time or money solving them, and it’s not even easier their way. The number of times I’ve heard someone say “Alexa. STOP. <Repeated command phrase in increasing volume>!”
Definitely not enough of a tradeoff to wiretap your own house.
- Comment on "I don't answer questions" 4 weeks ago:
One time a cop lied that he caught be going 94 in a 65. I said “I was not going 94. I’ve never gone 94 in my life.” And he said “Are you saying that wasn’t you?” “I don’t know what you recorded but I wasn’t going 94.” So he goes and sits in his car for a while pretending to check his tapes, then comes back and says “You are definitely the one I recorded.” Conveniently ignoring what I actually said.
Eventually he dropped the speed he was claiming down to like 70 and my dumbass then-21 year old self was like “Oh OK, yeah I was totally going 70, just not 94.” and he handed me a ticket.
I’m still mad about it.
- Comment on Washed up 4 weeks ago:
I worked in such a place once. The dishwasher was always running at max capacity, but it wasn’t fast enough for the manager who kept yelling at me. No one but me stayed in the dishwasher position for more than three days. Eventually they brought in an old “specialist” dish washer from years back, and he showed me the “right” way to do it.
This guy seriously loaded the dish rack onto the conveyor, then sprayed the dishes with a hose while forcefully dragging the rack through the dishwasher in five seconds instead of the standard minute. The dishes weren’t even close to clean, it was disgusting.
They were under new management a couple of months later.
- Comment on Languages 4 weeks ago:
I’ve always thought it was funny there is no “o” in “eaux”.
- Comment on This bookstore wraps all books in plastic. 4 weeks ago:
No way in hell I’m buying a sofa without sitting in it. They never feel like one would expect.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I loathe AI so much I didn’t know that, thanks!
- Comment on Skill Issue 😓 5 weeks ago:
Twice
- Comment on Anon orders a martini 5 weeks ago:
Great games, by the way.