binarytobis

@binarytobis@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Dream ✨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I only do removals. You’ll need a second appointment to put a new one in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The greatest sword⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I got one of these for christmas. Put it in my luggage, then got pulled aside by TSA. Guy pulls it out and gives me this “Come on, man” look. Ended up letting him keep it, which changed the look to “Well alright, that’s all you had to say my man!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuq⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I get it!

  But also if you guys haven’t heard of ratchet belts you should try them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A car parked in front of the fire hydrant hindered the firefighters' intervention, so the team broke two side windows and passed the hose through the inside of the car.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like painting the curb would be an obvious move from a city planning perspective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winter is coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, but who is this guy and why do I keep seeing him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomniac's Wolverine hits 1.9 million sales despite controversy, becomes Sony's top first-party game of 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  woof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 793 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been playing the fan made Fallout: London, and noticed yesterday that my saves measure game time in days. So much of my time spent in the wasteland over the years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, people call you a genocide supporter if you vote, because all candidates support Israel some amount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon listens to music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She did siphon away some money from him, which can only be good. Also, she probably hates him more than I do,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon listens to music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned about Grimes from her spot in Cyberpunk 2077. Excited at the potential well of new music I looked her up and first result is a divorce with Musk.

  Come on, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't go home again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I typed in a random string of words in the early days and added “.com”, and I ended up on some forum some random guy in Texas hosted for him and his friends. I was obviously a decade younger than everyone else, but it was the best of the internet. We knew each other well, the link sharing was top notch, no one was making money off of it.

  Checked it recently and it’s been down for a long time. The internet archive caught one snapshot of it in time. I can see my username in the homepage like looking at my own gravestone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a simple monkey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post and user deleted after finding out Ai was used⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to memorize Shakespeare sonnet 68 in high school, it’s basically about how a person who doesn’t wear powder or wigs made out of dead people’s hair is much more interesting and beautiful for showing their age. It’s never been more relevant than here:

  Thus is his cheek the map of days outworn,\
  When beauty liv'd and died as flowers do now,\
  Before the bastard signs of fair were borne,\
  Or durst inhabit on a living brow;\
  Before the golden tresses of the dead,\
  The right of sepulchres, were shorn away,\
  To live a second life on second head;\
  Ere beauty's dead fleece made another gay.\
  In him those holy antique hours are seen,\
  Without all ornament, itself and true,\
  Making no summer of another's green,\
  Robbing no old to dress his beauty new;\
     And him as for a map doth Nature store,\
     To show false Art what beauty was of yore.
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do not recommend: Marvel's Wolverine (Review) - Skill up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bob posting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I realized this last visit that my stylist has been cutting my beard shorter and shorter while I’ve been trying to grow it out. This last time they went really short and asked me how it looks and my day was ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republicans after seeing Hasan Piker's meat on the jumbotron⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great watch.

  I’m going to have a hell of a time trying to find this video in six months with just keywords.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do not recommend: Marvel's Wolverine (Review) - Skill up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been savoring playing the last Spider-Man game for a while now. The first two are so good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On disobeying instructions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Props on his nail care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Labor Day!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My boss’ boss gives everyone a Lindt chocolate on their start date anniversary, which is nice and all but if I WFH for a few days or simply don’t see him for a while, then when he finally gives it to me he says something like “I haven’t seen you around for a while?” and now it looks bad. Keep the chocolate just stop thinking about me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do people bring guitars as carry-ons and take a whole overhead bin like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a horror film⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She already has one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My M.O.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of I’ll Just Dance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forty hours, one life...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to complain to my dad about my truly horrible jobs, and he would always say something along the lines of “No one likes their job.” and treat it as if all jobs are equally bad, so I should stop complaining.

  About six months after he retired he realized he had legitimate PTSD because his jobs were so awful, but he had to fully relax before he could even feel it. He’s a lot more empathetic now, but my current job is actually nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone should tell him he can just go on vacation without releasing a movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dominos using AI for ads.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The weird bread she’s eating is cut horizontally, but for some reason the first two pieces removed stop at the same vertical line like it was cut that way.

  God I hate stuff like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The prices of these NFL games…nope.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My work is hosting an employee event at a MLB game. I don’t care about baseball at all, so I was understandably pissed after the MLB and Ticketmaster apps thoroughly violated my privacy and made me give every bit of my information up, couldn’t even use a burner email because my work helpfully gave them my real one. Parking is apparently a nightmare so they suggested getting a 90 minute bus chain there.

  Anyway it turns out we can’t even see the game. It’s some sort of little patio restaurant just outside the stadium that shows the game on TVs. I’m pissed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ASDA can fuck right off⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So did they release Christmas snacks early, or are they selling old food?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨五行佛性⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, dementia weed sounds like a hard pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You haven't seen enough trans Spider-Woman memes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is better haha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big thing funny⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw Tron late and couldn’t stop seeing it.