五行佛性

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• kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man if this were anyone else, I would assume there was some sort of deeper meaning like this. But for this guy? I think he just recently learned that plants are alive.

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  • deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s funny cause with this dude you can literally see how he learned this.

    A few weeks ago he claimed it was some anti plot that killed all the grass from the stupid celebration he held, which killed all the grass. He probably asked how does that even happen and someone educated him on the needs of grass to survive. So now he knows, grass is alive like humans and thought we should know too

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• CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There it is, Trump values our lives as much as he values the grass under his bloated feet.

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Woah now, don’t get crazy. Clearly he values the grass more

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For example, he actually tried to find the person responsible for vandalizing the National Mall by selectively killing grass to read ‘86 47’.

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• robomuffin79@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sure Americans struggling with life at the moment, would love to smoke whatever Trump has used

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  • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fishermen off the Venezuelan coastlines?

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jeffrey Epstein’s pole?

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dunno, dementia weed sounds like a hard pass.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know more about grass than any human being, I think, anywhere in the world.

  Wow

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  • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With the right inflection, this could mean 1) he knows less about any human being than he knows about grass or 2) he is the world expert on grass.

    Both of these are incredibly lame and not worth bragging about

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    • rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Grass experts include people who made high yielding grain crops and i think they deserve mire recognition

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  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Between this and musk’s ‘I Know More About Manufacturing Than Anyone Alive’ hard to pick a winner. The two egomaniacs are same like two boogies out of one nostril.

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s actually worse than you might think.

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He probably meant humans can be mowed down like grass 💀

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  • NewDark@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Spiritually israeli

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• wador@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or “abort” a growing grass seed…

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• apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We see him diligently meditating all day. Even in the oval office when he is in front of cameras and people are talking around him, he is there clearing his mind.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He is talking about Mitch Mcconell.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Trump: grass has a life like humans have a life - virtually worthless and there to be stepped on.

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• Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mowing is murder

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My takeaway is that grass can be exploited.

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Grass years just like Dog years, all just life like humans.

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