wuffah
@wuffah@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 2 days ago:
I ejaculate when I please, and I’ll kill any man who stand in my way.
- Comment on Military Surveillance Complex 1 week ago:
Your account > Your shopping preferences > About You
You can also hit Create to tell Amazon about your chronic flatulence and nuclear arsenal. :)
- Comment on Military Surveillance Complex 1 week ago:
Alexa, add monster condoms for my magnum dong to my shopping list.
- Comment on Military Surveillance Complex 1 week ago:
Constantly complain to Alexa about being alone and buy a lot of “for one” merch.
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- Comment on It's insane that there’s no sound barrier on these stations 1 week ago:
Holy narrow gauge Batman
- Comment on Awwwwww yiiiiiissssssss 1 week ago:
Humanity: Corporate short-form hyper-real entropic media
Me: gooooooooooon
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- Comment on I love English food 2 weeks ago:
it pronouns boner activation tits you fucking moran
- Comment on Australia says platforms like Steam and Roblox have 'significant' child safety gaps 2 weeks ago:
SUPERVISE
YOUR OWN
FUCKING
CHILDREN
- Comment on Anon has beef with Nickelodeon 2 weeks ago:
Nick at Night is now Seinfeld reruns. Ugh, I feel old.
- Comment on tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie 3 weeks ago:
Semen strudel everyday baby!
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 5 weeks ago:
How can I help you today?
- Comment on An old one but hopefully it checks out 5 weeks ago:
Yes, he was an awful man for totally running Hulkamania wild on the Twin Towers during September Slam at the World Trade Center.
And the racism stuff was pretty bad too I guess.
- Comment on I should call her 1 month ago:
You Are Here
- Comment on Circular economy 1 month ago:
No, each tech CEO in the circle is masturbating the penis of the two adjacent tech CEOs.
Have you never been to a circlejerk before?
- Comment on To be happy… 1 month ago:
Also, check out the size of that absolute fucking loomster in the back of the basket.
If they can make a crinkle-cut fry like that, anything is possible. If this is what we get, imagine what the military has!
- Comment on last time I order 1,264,155 barrels of crude oil via USPS 1 month ago:
There’s nothing you can do about it! Get Updates
The updates: “Fuck you!”
- Comment on Pokemon Go-Get-Help 1 month ago:
I choose you!… to call 911!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.
- Comment on The cylinder must remain unharmed 1 month ago:
Other than hand-washing everyone’s crappy novelty mugs, I’m perfectly fine.
It looks like I’ve triggered the local fans of CRAPPY MUGS THAT SUCK, so I’ll just say please consider dishwasher safety when visiting your local cheap mug retailer or wash your own damn mugs.
- Comment on The cylinder must remain unharmed 1 month ago:
Let me guess, hand wash only, not microwave safe, and that donut graphic is a decal?
- Comment on Clarence 1 month ago:
And they have a real good marriage
- Comment on SBA #6767 Sins and Cosines 1 month ago:
Check this out!
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- Comment on SBA #226 Sins and Virtues 1 month ago:
- Comment on Extra Milky 1 month ago:
M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon meets the candy man 1 month ago:
The Candy Man can cause he mixes it with savvy business practices and loss leaders, and makes the world taste goooood!
