wuffah
@wuffah@lemmy.world
- Comment on Dead inside 2 days ago:
Don’t only, pull push? 🧐
- Comment on me & the 2 guys my parents sent with me on my solo trip to watch over me 6 days ago:
Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 6 days ago:
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 1 week ago:
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 week ago:
Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
…OR DIE!
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 week ago:
What kind of white sauce is made from nuts?
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 2 weeks ago:
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
- Comment on PS6 and Xbox Project Helix "will start at a 50% higher price" than PS5 and Xbox Series X, predict analysts following Sony price hike – and $999 "is not impossible" 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on do I accept? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on do I accept? 3 weeks ago:
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”
- Comment on Confirmed: PS5 console prices are being raised by $100 | VGC 3 weeks ago:
They made a fifth one?
- Comment on omg hes just like me 3 weeks ago:
If it has at least one hole, then it exists for a reason. ;)
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
You mean furries?
- Comment on Quack 3 weeks ago:
I don’t see the duck, I don’t want to see the duck, you can’t make me see the duck, I wanna eat that ass.
- Comment on worst day ever 3 weeks ago:
1 is masturbation. 2 is sex. 3 is a threesome. 4 is a foursome. 5 is an orgy.
1 is solo. 2 is a couple. 3 - 5 is a few. 5 - 8 is several. 8+ is a group.
A group orgy is at least 8 orgies of 5 people or more, or at least 40 people having sex in groups of 5 or more.
However, if they all merge into one giant orgy, then it’s just an orgy again. Which, is really just group sex anyways.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 4 weeks ago:
And, in Alex’s ending, he marries and impregnates his second cousin and step-sister, Patricia.
How can someone be your second cousin and also your step-sister?
- Comment on Uhh gotta shy my hulud or something like that 4 weeks ago:
Paul retorted, “Hey Feyd, do you like apples?”
“No, I hate apples.”, Feyd replied.
“Well how about THEM apples!” Paul said, confidently speaking over Feyd’s reply.
“What?” said Feyd, confused.
“What?” said Paul. “Nevermind, it’s from a movie.”
“Oh…” said Feyd. Then, Paul totally stabbed him.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to videos@lemmy.world | 3 comments
- Comment on Closely look at the picture 5 weeks ago:
And then, he fucked that cat.
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 5 weeks ago:
gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Thanks! Are you my wife now?
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 5 weeks ago:
A decent “no logs” VPN + thepiratebay.org, or Streamio + realdebrid has solved just about every media issue I’ve had.
Most of the time it’s easier just to open Streamio than search through 8 apps for what I want to watch only to find it gated behind a $65/mo. add on subscription, or not at all.
Mainstream app streaming has gotten worse, and open source streaming has gotten wildly easier.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
ok
- Comment on 🪿 go honk 5 weeks ago:
stronkin’ mah penits
- Comment on Nuclear energy enjoyers vindicated again after the rise in oil and gas prices. 5 weeks ago:
Does “how they actually do” include whitewashing the energy industry with Fox News?
- Comment on funny number 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye. 5 weeks ago:
I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(
- Comment on MemeID: 421856901 1 month ago:
Shitposting out of the penis
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Jokes on you, I’m already in heaven when I fuck my unmarried dog.
- Comment on the two party system is just one big party 1 month ago:
Call me when you have an electable leftist candidate. I would certainly vote for them. Until then, I’d like to get these abject MAGA lunatics out of office at the earliest possible convenience please.
What the hell else are we supposed to do? Do you think America will suddenly elect a third party candidate or nominate a real leftist/socialist/anti-genocide candidate after DECADES of failing to do so? At least the requirement of a lie creates some semblance of accountability. The Republican Party now does it openly and gleefully as a matter of course, at an order of magnitude greater in intensity.
I will take the giant douche over the shit sandwich any day man. We don’t have to eat the giant douche! Using the giant douche is manageable over time, but eat a shit sandwich is non-negotiable, I will not do it.
