wuffah
@wuffah@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon took bad hiring decisions 2 days ago:
If the robot had big tits, I can totally understand.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Certainly. I probably should have said “extensible” or “mod-able”.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Bullshit.
EA did what they’ve been doing for 30 years: buy a competing game studio, release a few token cash grab titles under their beloved name, then shut down the studio and lay off all the developers. EA mediocritized Will Wright’s original vision for Spore, and trashed the last SimCity game with their always-online, closed architecture and slapdash support.
The really insidious part is that EA does make fun games, but they have remade the industry in their image: closed source, online only, DRM-infested, yearly release, day-one “expansion”, cash grab software that inspires none of the community and creativity that used to foster legendary franchises. And, they’ve killed countless game studios to create a quasi-monopoly to do it with.
I will never buy another EA game for as long as I live.
- Comment on cook 1 week ago:
- Comment on Simple solution to avoid paying those outrageous Apple prices for charging cords 2 weeks ago:
Why do this when you can just put your phone in the microwave and charge your battery by electromagnetic induction? I’ve charged my last 67 phones this way and it’s never been a problem.
- Comment on He's clearly an onion 2 weeks ago:
No tears for this onionpilled veggiecel in his layermaxxing phase. Sprout on yellow king.
- Comment on Handy tip 3 weeks ago:
Why is the cow wearing a thong? :(
- Comment on Creamy 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Nothing to see here 4 weeks ago:
Ahh shorts, half legs and half pants. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
- Comment on I will kill you 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon reads horror 4 weeks ago:
Let’s put it this way, enough people read IT that IT got three movies and a TV series.
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 4 weeks ago:
slice the sausage halfway down the middle
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 4 weeks ago:
After the third war of choice your vassal has launched only to be reduced back to your borders until you fly in and save them, maybe it’s better if we just ate their planets.
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Tim had it coming 4 weeks ago:
Maybe Tim was littering?
- Comment on Tim had it coming 5 weeks ago:
The message is obviously missing some letters.
They probably meant to write: KILL ONLY TIMOTHY
- Comment on Can you smell it? 5 weeks ago:
His juicy… delicious… glistening… meat. 🍖
- Comment on does it shit 5 weeks ago:
I bet her log cutter can chop old growth redwoods
- Comment on Nobody tell him 1 month ago:
The hentaivirus:
- Comment on Ancient Wisdom 1 month ago:
It do. It do be is, indeed.
- Comment on Close enough 1 month ago:
What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(
Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
BitLocker sometimes turns on automatically, even on personal devices, without the user manually enabling it. This happens especially on systems connected with a Microsoft account, Windows Hello, or devices that meet Modern Standby requirements.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If your penis was that long, it would be large enough to fill the entire physical universe. It would be so massive, that it would immediately collapse into a penile singularity, creating a new penis-verse (the cosmological phenomenon, not the gay bar by my house). I know this because I am a penis physicist, also known as a peenysicist. And if you believe me, that’s your own fault.
- Comment on Dead inside 2 months ago:
Don’t only, pull push? 🧐
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 2 months ago:
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 2 months ago:
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 2 months ago:
Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
…OR DIE!
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 2 months ago:
What kind of white sauce is made from nuts?
