wuffah
@wuffah@lemmy.world
- Comment on Close enough 2 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(
Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!
- Comment on Same arguments too. Reading the replies to my asklemmy post made me realize that people only hate the pedos they dislike. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
BitLocker sometimes turns on automatically, even on personal devices, without the user manually enabling it. This happens especially on systems connected with a Microsoft account, Windows Hello, or devices that meet Modern Standby requirements.
- Comment on wow😰 2 weeks ago:
If your penis was that long, it would be large enough to fill the entire physical universe. It would be so massive, that it would immediately collapse into a penile singularity, creating a new penis-verse (the cosmological phenomenon, not the gay bar by my house). I know this because I am a penis physicist, also known as a peenysicist. And if you believe me, that’s your own fault.
- Comment on Dead inside 3 weeks ago:
Don’t only, pull push? 🧐
- Comment on me & the 2 guys my parents sent with me on my solo trip to watch over me 3 weeks ago:
Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 3 weeks ago:
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 4 weeks ago:
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 weeks ago:
Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
…OR DIE!
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 weeks ago:
What kind of white sauce is made from nuts?
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 5 weeks ago:
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
- Comment on PS6 and Xbox Project Helix "will start at a 50% higher price" than PS5 and Xbox Series X, predict analysts following Sony price hike – and $999 "is not impossible" 1 month ago:
- Comment on do I accept? 1 month ago:
- Comment on do I accept? 1 month ago:
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”
- Comment on Confirmed: PS5 console prices are being raised by $100 | VGC 1 month ago:
They made a fifth one?
- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 month ago:
If it has at least one hole, then it exists for a reason. ;)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You mean furries?
- Comment on Quack 1 month ago:
I don’t see the duck, I don’t want to see the duck, you can’t make me see the duck, I wanna eat that ass.
- Comment on worst day ever 1 month ago:
1 is masturbation. 2 is sex. 3 is a threesome. 4 is a foursome. 5 is an orgy.
1 is solo. 2 is a couple. 3 - 5 is a few. 5 - 8 is several. 8+ is a group.
A group orgy is at least 8 orgies of 5 people or more, or at least 40 people having sex in groups of 5 or more.
However, if they all merge into one giant orgy, then it’s just an orgy again. Which, is really just group sex anyways.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 1 month ago:
And, in Alex’s ending, he marries and impregnates his second cousin and step-sister, Patricia.
How can someone be your second cousin and also your step-sister?
- Comment on Uhh gotta shy my hulud or something like that 1 month ago:
Paul retorted, “Hey Feyd, do you like apples?”
“No, I hate apples.”, Feyd replied.
“Well how about THEM apples!” Paul said, confidently speaking over Feyd’s reply.
“What?” said Feyd, confused.
“What?” said Paul. “Nevermind, it’s from a movie.”
“Oh…” said Feyd. Then, Paul totally stabbed him.
- Submitted 1 month ago to videos@lemmy.world | 3 comments
- Comment on Closely look at the picture 1 month ago:
And then, he fucked that cat.
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 1 month ago:
gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Thanks! Are you my wife now?
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 1 month ago:
A decent “no logs” VPN + thepiratebay.org, or Streamio + realdebrid has solved just about every media issue I’ve had.
Most of the time it’s easier just to open Streamio than search through 8 apps for what I want to watch only to find it gated behind a $65/mo. add on subscription, or not at all.
Mainstream app streaming has gotten worse, and open source streaming has gotten wildly easier.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
ok
- Comment on 🪿 go honk 1 month ago:
stronkin’ mah penits
- Comment on Nuclear energy enjoyers vindicated again after the rise in oil and gas prices. 1 month ago:
Does “how they actually do” include whitewashing the energy industry with Fox News?
- Comment on funny number 1 month ago:
