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- Comment on Anon has a proposal for you 1 week ago:
I’m so flattered that you you see me as a grown ass man <3
- Comment on Anon has a proposal for you 1 week ago:
I would wait and hide, allowing the T-Rex to tire itself out. Then, one night, when the T-Rex was especially tired and soundly asleep, I would carefully climb into the T-Rex’s cloaca. There I would stay for the rest of the month.
That’s it, you can keep the 500 million. I’ve already won.
- Comment on SBA #287 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 1 week ago:
Pissing red? Don’t worry, thats not blood in your urine — that’s the just the tangy kick of Flamin’ Hot flavor tingling your piss slit!
- Comment on Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time? 1 week ago:
If you think of God as just a collective narcissistic projection of human dysfunction, authoritarianism, and self-preservation, then it makes a lot more sense as to why God’s “love” seems so abusive.
- Comment on I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗 1 week ago:
The giant worms eating the guy with the machete is what always got me.
- Comment on I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗 1 week ago:
Posting the source of this which is from Peter Jackson’s 2005 King Kong remake because it is genuinely one of the most tense, disturbing, and squirm inducing scenes I’ve ever seen from any movie ever:
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I Hope You're Happy Pal 2 weeks ago:
It beats his infant son.
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 3 weeks ago:
I ejaculate when I please, and I’ll kill any man who stand in my way.
- Comment on Military Surveillance Complex 4 weeks ago:
Your account > Your shopping preferences > About You
You can also hit Create to tell Amazon about your chronic flatulence and nuclear arsenal. :)
- Comment on Military Surveillance Complex 4 weeks ago:
Alexa, add monster condoms for my magnum dong to my shopping list.
- Comment on Military Surveillance Complex 4 weeks ago:
Constantly complain to Alexa about being alone and buy a lot of “for one” merch.
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- Comment on It's insane that there’s no sound barrier on these stations 4 weeks ago:
Holy narrow gauge Batman
- Comment on Awwwwww yiiiiiissssssss 4 weeks ago:
Humanity: Corporate short-form hyper-real entropic media
Me: gooooooooooon
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- Comment on I love English food 5 weeks ago:
it pronouns boner activation tits you fucking moran
- Comment on Australia says platforms like Steam and Roblox have 'significant' child safety gaps 5 weeks ago:
SUPERVISE
YOUR OWN
FUCKING
CHILDREN
- Comment on Anon has beef with Nickelodeon 5 weeks ago:
Nick at Night is now Seinfeld reruns. Ugh, I feel old.
- Comment on tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie 1 month ago:
Semen strudel everyday baby!
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 month ago:
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 1 month ago:
How can I help you today?
- Comment on An old one but hopefully it checks out 1 month ago:
Yes, he was an awful man for totally running Hulkamania wild on the Twin Towers during September Slam at the World Trade Center.
And the racism stuff was pretty bad too I guess.
- Comment on I should call her 1 month ago:
You Are Here
- Comment on Circular economy 2 months ago:
No, each tech CEO in the circle is masturbating the penis of the two adjacent tech CEOs.
Have you never been to a circlejerk before?
- Comment on To be happy… 2 months ago:
Also, check out the size of that absolute fucking loomster in the back of the basket.
If they can make a crinkle-cut fry like that, anything is possible. If this is what we get, imagine what the military has!
- Comment on last time I order 1,264,155 barrels of crude oil via USPS 2 months ago:
There’s nothing you can do about it! Get Updates
The updates: “Fuck you!”
- Comment on Pokemon Go-Get-Help 2 months ago:
I choose you!… to call 911!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.
