wuffah
@wuffah@lemmy.world
- Comment on Handy tip 3 days ago:
Why is the cow wearing a thong? :(
- Comment on Creamy 1 week ago:
- Comment on Nothing to see here 1 week ago:
Ahh shorts, half legs and half pants. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
- Comment on I will kill you 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon reads horror 1 week ago:
Let’s put it this way, enough people read IT that IT got three movies and a TV series.
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 1 week ago:
slice the sausage halfway down the middle
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 1 week ago:
After the third war of choice your vassal has launched only to be reduced back to your borders until you fly in and save them, maybe it’s better if we just ate their planets.
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 1 week ago:
- Comment on Tim had it coming 2 weeks ago:
Maybe Tim was littering?
- Comment on Tim had it coming 2 weeks ago:
The message is obviously missing some letters.
They probably meant to write: KILL ONLY TIMOTHY
- Comment on Can you smell it? 2 weeks ago:
His juicy… delicious… glistening… meat. 🍖
- Comment on does it shit 2 weeks ago:
I bet her log cutter can chop old growth redwoods
- Comment on Nobody tell him 3 weeks ago:
The hentaivirus:
- Comment on Ancient Wisdom 3 weeks ago:
It do. It do be is, indeed.
- Comment on Close enough 5 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(
Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
BitLocker sometimes turns on automatically, even on personal devices, without the user manually enabling it. This happens especially on systems connected with a Microsoft account, Windows Hello, or devices that meet Modern Standby requirements.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
If your penis was that long, it would be large enough to fill the entire physical universe. It would be so massive, that it would immediately collapse into a penile singularity, creating a new penis-verse (the cosmological phenomenon, not the gay bar by my house). I know this because I am a penis physicist, also known as a peenysicist. And if you believe me, that’s your own fault.
- Comment on Dead inside 1 month ago:
Don’t only, pull push? 🧐
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 1 month ago:
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 1 month ago:
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 month ago:
Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
…OR DIE!
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 month ago:
What kind of white sauce is made from nuts?
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 1 month ago:
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
- Comment on PS6 and Xbox Project Helix "will start at a 50% higher price" than PS5 and Xbox Series X, predict analysts following Sony price hike – and $999 "is not impossible" 2 months ago:
- Comment on do I accept? 2 months ago:
- Comment on do I accept? 2 months ago:
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”
- Comment on Confirmed: PS5 console prices are being raised by $100 | VGC 2 months ago:
They made a fifth one?
- Comment on omg hes just like me 2 months ago:
If it has at least one hole, then it exists for a reason. ;)