last time I order 1,264,155 barrels of crude oil via USPS

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s nothing you can do about it! Get Updates

  The updates: “Fuck you!”

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Followed by a link to review the experience with all choices except for 5 Stars greyed out.

    And your device is locked until you click the link.

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    • mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bold of you to think that they care what you think.

      Ratings can only be given over the phone. The phone line is open on Tuesday from 10:30 to 11:00. Expect to wait on hold for 45 minutes, and then we’ll repeat to you exactly what our website already says before hanging up.

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They all give 5 stars but each one just rotates the stars 72 degrees.

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The best shitposts are the ones you enter clueless and leave even moreso.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This reminds me of the guy on wallstreetbets who invested in some oil company and didn’t know his dividends were going to be in crude until he got notice to pick it up.

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• alexquiniou@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Us PS ps ps …

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The #1 choice for catnip deliveries!

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Perhaps in 2021, shipping updates were manually typed in by USPS employee, and perhaps, “we threw it in the fucking creek” was one of the drop down menu selections, but perhaps it was not, and this is a shitpost.

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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All the messages have been automated for over a decade.

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How could that even be possible? Not only before AI, but AI says computers didn’t even exist back then.

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