SpruceBringsteen

@SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe but he’s a skinny guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  consciousness is stored in the balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single-bladed razors are superior!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That and the fact that I bought $20 in razors like 2 years ago and I’ve yet to buy more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This show is wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See, if you were into Gundam text rpgs on GeoCities forums in the late 90s, this is something you’d have encountered in the wild already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting. It's a constant reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll just lick both handles to be safe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The last thing Brian Thompson saw before he died⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How does this solve it for the elites?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just put a spray tan over it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like grapes or some shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those be yeast queefs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's December, what are your favorite Christmas movies?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, they were winter releases if I remember right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨luigiposting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A real man doesn’t consistently miss their call time by 5 hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK IT UP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Napoleon Dynamite is making a documentary about the artist that inspired your favourite Warhammer games⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect example of a headline that is structurally sound and yet makes no sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This world is cruel…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We keep telling you that you gotta stop winking when you tell people you play the mouth harp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bombs Awat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have a pilots license?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MOREL DILEMMA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one

  Or forage the others

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What your coffee preparation method says about you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna need some bigger pockets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paul vs. Tyson⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our own Caligula.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little dude ATP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colours of Blood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re easy to spot if you have them.

  They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't trust like that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  skill issue

  get better at wasps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just hit them with Indy

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why paper? Why not just use the leaves?

  And instead of pasteurizing it and adding a bunch of chemicals, we just let it sit and develop on its own? Naturally fermented like everything else that tastes complex and amazing?

  We just invented cigars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World of Warcraft adds $90 mount to in game store⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a few at work who have admitted to still playing. Blizzard owes a lot to the very concrete social structures built around the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People should be boofing nicotine pouches like God intended anyhow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scavengers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If flamingos are used to signal it’s a swinger household I’m afraid to ask what this means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know they ain’t quite the same, but you might be better served at finding some spores. It’s the mushrooms that will get you in trouble.

  Peyote might be an option given your locale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't we have cool vending machines in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d argue places like Sheetz serve a similar function in the US