SpruceBringsteen
@SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
- Comment on I welcome our new alien overlords 1 week ago:
The only thing I can think that would be unique is the life on this planet and the way it’s adapted and formed. We’d likely just be studied.
That is until they find out about the seven dragonballs.
- Comment on Cheers Bro 1 week ago:
I went to a private high school in the US and graduated in 06, just to set the scene.
Animal Farm was on the reading list sophomore year, and you were tested on it strictly on the plot. What happened. Who did what. That’s it.
The class as a whole learned more about cheating than anything, because the teacher used the same tests for his whole career. They were typed on a typwriter, you just wrote your answers on your own paper and turned them both in. He was a good basketball coach from what I understand though, so… yeah.
- Comment on Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package? 3 weeks ago:
Helldivers 2 for similar reasons.
- Comment on What are your bank details? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Merry Crisis 3 weeks ago:
Patton Oswalt has a whole bit of how cleaned up G rated filth is a million times worse than just swearing.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Why did you have to bring Vin Diesel into this?
- Comment on this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting 4 weeks ago:
I listened to that Beefheart album and I’d beg to disagree.
- Comment on I'm literally a thinking lump of fat 4 weeks ago:
maybe but he’s a skinny guy
- Comment on I'm literally a thinking lump of fat 4 weeks ago:
consciousness is stored in the balls
- Comment on Single-bladed razors are superior! 5 weeks ago:
That and the fact that I bought $20 in razors like 2 years ago and I’ve yet to buy more.
- Comment on This show is wild 1 month ago:
See, if you were into Gundam text rpgs on GeoCities forums in the late 90s, this is something you’d have encountered in the wild already.
- Comment on Interesting. It's a constant reminder 1 month ago:
I’ll just lick both handles to be safe
- Comment on The last thing Brian Thompson saw before he died 1 month ago:
How does this solve it for the elites?
- Comment on Just put a spray tan over it 1 month ago:
Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
- Comment on Sounds like grapes or some shit 1 month ago:
Those be yeast queefs
- Comment on It's December, what are your favorite Christmas movies? 1 month ago:
Sure, they were winter releases if I remember right?
- Comment on luigiposting 1 month ago:
A real man doesn’t consistently miss their call time by 5 hours.
- Comment on BACK IT UP 1 month ago:
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
- Comment on Napoleon Dynamite is making a documentary about the artist that inspired your favourite Warhammer games 1 month ago:
Perfect example of a headline that is structurally sound and yet makes no sense.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
We keep telling you that you gotta stop winking when you tell people you play the mouth harp.
- Comment on Bombs Awat 2 months ago:
Have a pilots license?
- Comment on MOREL DILEMMA 2 months ago:
You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one
Or forage the others
- Comment on Why? 2 months ago:
Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.
- Comment on What your coffee preparation method says about you 2 months ago:
Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.
- Comment on Gonna need some bigger pockets 2 months ago:
It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.
- Comment on Paul vs. Tyson 2 months ago:
Our own Caligula.
- Comment on Little dude ATP 2 months ago:
Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.
- Comment on How true is it? 2 months ago:
If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.
- Comment on Colours of Blood 2 months ago:
They’re easy to spot if you have them.
They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 2 months ago:
skill issue
get better at wasps