Late

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He’s so high he doesn’t realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its professor Hanks

    sib.illinois.edu/departments/…/faculty

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought you were joking

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why does she have wings!?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Redbull

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• DrabPoultry@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i’m not a teacher, but if i was i’d excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i’d have taught them that day a anyway

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If the class was on Kafka I’d give them top marks

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.

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    • DrabPoultry@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh, the funniest part of this to me was how certain I was it was true. I used to have to find alternate routes into the building all the time because of the geese. I think they nested in the bushes near all the doors. If it wasn’t, it was a very good lie and I appreciated the effort anyway.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    who cares about collage attendance?

    in my uni no one cared, of you’re late, it’s just a bit rude, of you don’t show up, no one cares.

    what matters are the graded assignments and exams. if a student aces those but never stepped in a lecture hall, does that matter?

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One of my biggest pet peeves in college was professors who took attendance. Bitch, I’m paying you to be here, if I don’t want to come to class, that’s on me. It was usually because they knew that most people could skip every class and still pass.

      I even once had a class in a lecture hall with at least 100 students, where the teacher took attendance using some stupid “clicker” thing that we had to buy at the school bookstore. Ridiculous. Pisses me off just thinking about it.

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    • DrabPoultry@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This was for a lab I was teaching, so they had to be there in person. It was a 3 hour block, so I wouldn’t have even asked why they were late. I only even remember 5+ years later because they came rushing in with an explanation and I thought it was hilarious.

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you can pass my class without attending lecture, why wouldn’t you just ask to test out of the class???
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      I scream, into the void.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I accepted “I’m sorry, it was just too nice a day to spend it sitting in a basement with no windows” once because man, they had a point.

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    • DrabPoultry@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Immediate failure for not being academia levels of brain-broken. You’ll sit in your cube and like it!

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  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Damn cobra chickens getting all hissy and angry just because I don’t have bread for them. Entitled bastards.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Respectfully, I am in tears,

  My brain at random

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Might make this my work signature tbh

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s no bug. But there’s a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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  • cicadagen@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      modern manga titles be like

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Totally Kafkaesque.

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    • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kafkaesque as shit

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    OP is Gregor Samsa

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  • mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kafkaesque

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Even sending me a note that you’re going to be late is more consideration than I usually get. I’ve got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario, too (though I teach CS so it’s a little expected). IDK, if they’re an otherwise decent student I might let this slide, though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they’re running late.

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    • Tommelot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka’s metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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• tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey, the were honest. I’d let it fly

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And scare the poor student even more???

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I move You move just like that

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hell yeah hey dj bring that back

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I expect more from you, Spruce.

    I’ll see you after class ;)

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Last time i’ve read this it hadn’t that huge white spacing.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ma’am, this is the last time i’m gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I’m gonna lose it

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sir this is not a bug, it’s a hot dog

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• whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll allow it

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• BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?

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    • BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d like to think they are Gregor Samsa in denial and about to come to the conclusion that they are the bug. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Everytime I encounter a praying mantis, it’s like this. I see them, them see me. I am like “oh cool a mantis.” It gets all defensive, raising those fucking scythe arms. I am like “whoa bud chill” and then it flies at my face, I smack it out of the air and am like “now why’d you have to go an do that for? Now you’re fucked up.”

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