Klear

@Klear@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got a feeling..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Limp?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mammal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cherries!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mammal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeds come from RNG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kafkaesque as shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exposure might cause suffocation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re just salty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw an arrow to each temperature⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Typocal woke typist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And sir cumference, the sphere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …and there was much rejoicing. Yay!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[XKCD] Pascal's Law⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, except I’m gonna go straight to explainxkcd for this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's gonna be walking for a little bit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just move halfway to the lobby, then again halfway to the lobby and…

  …shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's gonna be walking for a little bit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. The guests move to a room with double the number, freeing up an infinite number of rooms.

  So the change is from natural numbers to even numbers, freeing up odd numbers. Those infinities are the same, but you can still do this because infinities are weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mini-review of Mad Max 1-3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the only Academy Award he’s got is for Happy Feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else are they hiding from us?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I now want to see a TNG/John Wick crossover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s also why they always suck. Storytelling in a video game works a lot differently than in film. For example you can skip a lot of exposition since the player already embodies the main character rather than having to build them up. Also a lot of game protagonists work the best as an empty shell into which the players can project themselves, unlike in movies.

  I’m convinced the only reason Arcane was good was because the game it’s based on doesn’t really have a story, just lore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make gravity your bitch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Gravity is weaker than weak” is such a strong line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make gravity your bitch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your dick also overcame the gravitational pull of all other dicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make gravity your bitch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you the mirror universe version of DarkViperAU?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clever girl finds a way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CAPSLOCK IS STUCK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Release the kraken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These canned responses are terrible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe the blind people just miss more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antony Starr is glad ‘The Boys’ is ending: “I don’t like seeing things outstay their welcome”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like it goes all-in on what I disliked about it.

  I’ll pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fallout 2 may still be the only game that lets you target kids’ groins with a sledgehammer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antony Starr is glad ‘The Boys’ is ending: “I don’t like seeing things outstay their welcome”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Devil’s advocate: it’s a good thing to change things up a bit in an adaptation, both to keep old fans on their toes and maybe come up with new ideas and interpretations.

  I had a similar reaction to the s1 ending but I was going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they have some idea of how to work with this.

  My big issue came a bit later, when they had Homelander kill Stillwell. To me the main point of the comics was that all the capes were ultimately a non-issue, a theatre. Stilwell was THE most dangerous, evil and scary character, personifying Vogue.

  And they replaced him (her, I guess) basically with some comic relief idiots afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antony Starr is glad ‘The Boys’ is ending: “I don’t like seeing things outstay their welcome”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I lost interest during season 2 because it was just too on the nose and obvious, which is odd given that the Ennis original (which I love dearly) is about as unsubtle as you can get.

  The other issue was I felt like they largely threw the anti-corporation themes out of the window in favour of making it a superhero show.

  I loved the first season, but the way it was evolving in the second just didn’t sit well with me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me be *perfectly* clear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idioms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the pope libe in a glass house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is waiting for Japan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true. Their goverment stopped requiring floppy disks… *checks notes* …last year!