eager_eagle
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world
- Comment on tpreg 1 day ago:
and the most unrealistic thing is trump apologizing
- Comment on Life goals 3 days ago:
does that count as a blow job?
- Comment on Starbucks Baristas Aren't Writing Messages On Your Cup By Choice 5 days ago:
no shit, are some people really surprised by this, or do they just want the attention?
- Comment on Spotify Premium "Ad Free" plan 1 week ago:
I just got a “swipe right or left” ad for duo
thanks, spotify, for occasionally reminding me I’m single
- Comment on Wide awake and staring at the ceiling 1 week ago:
Not 4y ago because I have the memory of a fish for the things I said.
But I’ll think of some shit I said 2 days ago, and I think that’s worse.
- Comment on Kryptonite 1 week ago:
U-238 is very stable, the post should have picked Radium or Francium for example
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 2 comments
- Comment on Infuriating update to the broken lift plea. Signatures were added two days ago. And now someone has added a note. 1 week ago:
I can read it when the other person can write it
- Comment on SEIS!? 1 week ago:
Inflation
- Comment on This still doesn't look like Steve Harvey 2 weeks ago:
well, if you squint your eyes and look at it from a 30 degree angle, it still doesn’t
- Comment on America roleplay, anyone? 2 weeks ago:
we should turn each other on
- Comment on Sunning 2 weeks ago:
for science!
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 2 weeks ago:
am I crazy for seeing a hamburger?
- Comment on 🐐 🥵 2 weeks ago:
taking the all hands meeting to a whole new level
- Comment on Wish I could just keep drinking, but I need to cut back soon. 2 weeks ago:
did you get a Ferrari with all the money saved by not smoking?
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 23 comments
- Comment on ____ 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 3 weeks ago:
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 3 weeks ago:
yes!
- Comment on As an English language pedant, I find this text message mildly infuriating. 3 weeks ago:
Not really, the term comes from a time that value equaled to price. The modern meaning of value is equivalent to importance though. No value means without importance, not without price, which is not equivalent to invaluable.
- Comment on As an English language pedant, I find this text message mildly infuriating. 3 weeks ago:
Tbh it bothers me that invaluable doesn’t mean “with no/little value”.
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 3 weeks ago:
ah yes, the trembling alcoholic diet
- Comment on Massive dumps 3 weeks ago:
I have ordered a “medium” many times, they understand sensible sizes too.
- Comment on crying and shaking 4 weeks ago:
they’re probably colder than your torso, likely not colder than cold extremities
- Comment on Guess I'll starve 4 weeks ago:
type “LMAO”, show her the phone with a dead serious face and leave
- Comment on Guess I'll starve 4 weeks ago:
How else are they supposed to pester you with notifications?
- Comment on Halp. 4 weeks ago:
Those fractions are barely readable and I’m not even dyslexic
- Comment on Maybe we should have this conversation in person so it can be a fist fight. 4 weeks ago:
then proceeds to ramble for 10 minutes
these people don’t need a call, they need a rubber duck
- Comment on My computer will remember for me, I'm just along for the ride. 4 weeks ago:
and you’d think that after many years there wouldn’t be so many suicidal spiders anymore
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
it would have been better if it was a smile; he looked a bit angry while talking “about his heart”
