Just say what you want!

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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m thinking of replying with this:

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do it

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    • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m trying to decide how much irritation my manager can handle.

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  send them this

  nohello.net/en/

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This person was so passionate about wasting time with introduction messages that they paid a recurring domain renewal to make their point.

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    • littlewonder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a delicious type of petty hatred and I love it.

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  • YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The kind of people who do that can’t be bothered to read the link, either. Alas.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I missed it, but it’s a different one

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  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve sent this to many coworkers.

    I wanted to introduce a jar where every time you sent a useless “hello” message you had to put double whatever you put in last time (starting at $1). People are empty headed idiots maybe losing +$1000 will wake them up.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Saddam is hiding in the first comment.

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• FrostyPolicy@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I truly hate this. At work I’ve told everyone that if they just send a “hello” message it will be ignored. I have things to do other then going twenty rounds of “hello” before getting into the actual subject.

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  • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Good afternoon, Frosty.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Put a trigger warning on this jfc

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• Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In Teams, use your pedantic BS pleasantry if you absolutely must.

  But then use [CTRL] + [Enter] to start a new line and type out your message or request.

  And while I am at it… stop randomly calling people. Set a meeting or ping / text it.

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• vale@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  also dontasktoask.com

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    - can I ask you a question?

    - you just did. Have a good day.

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• texture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  i say good morning to people in the afternoon to signal to them that it is my morning time as ive just awoken, so please be gentle and patient with me.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I straight up ignore anyone who does this.

  I don’t give a fuck if it’s the CEO.

  don’t waste my time.

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• macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  12:45 p.m. is not morning.

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  • enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Time zones

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• foggy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jfc you just do both at the same time.

  “Hey, I’m reaching out with regard to ticket 27472. I’ll need to remote into your device. You’ll see a notification that it’s happening. I just wanted to give you a heads up that the notification is expected behavior. Let me know if you have any questions!”

  One message.

  Do work.

  “Hey again, the .zip is benign. Thanks for reaching out! Feel free to open it.”

  They respond “thanks sorry I was at lunch”

  “👍”

  Never speak again.

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• wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is 12:45 PM 00:45 in normal digital time?

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  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    12:45pm is 12:45 in 24h time.

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• TBi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hi

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  • sarmale@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hello.

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• izax@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the old MSN web browser that would say this to you when you logged in.

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