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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NABDad@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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No Hello

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m thinking of replying with this:

    Image

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do it

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      • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m trying to decide how much irritation my manager can handle.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    send them this

    nohello.net/en/

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    • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This person was so passionate about wasting time with introduction messages that they paid a recurring domain renewal to make their point.

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      • littlewonder@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s a delicious type of petty hatred and I love it.

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    • YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The kind of people who do that can’t be bothered to read the link, either. Alas.

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I missed it, but it’s a different one

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    • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve sent this to many coworkers.

      I wanted to introduce a jar where every time you sent a useless “hello” message you had to put double whatever you put in last time (starting at $1). People are empty headed idiots maybe losing +$1000 will wake them up.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Saddam is hiding in the first comment.

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  • FrostyPolicy@suppo.fi ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I truly hate this. At work I’ve told everyone that if they just send a “hello” message it will be ignored. I have things to do other then going twenty rounds of “hello” before getting into the actual subject.

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    • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Good afternoon, Frosty.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Put a trigger warning on this jfc

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In Teams, use your pedantic BS pleasantry if you absolutely must.

    But then use [CTRL] + [Enter] to start a new line and type out your message or request.

    And while I am at it… stop randomly calling people. Set a meeting or ping / text it.

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  • vale@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    also dontasktoask.com

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      - can I ask you a question?

      - you just did. Have a good day.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I straight up ignore anyone who does this.

    I don’t give a fuck if it’s the CEO.

    don’t waste my time.

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    12:45 p.m. is not morning.

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    • enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Time zones

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  • foggy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jfc you just do both at the same time.

    “Hey, I’m reaching out with regard to ticket 27472. I’ll need to remote into your device. You’ll see a notification that it’s happening. I just wanted to give you a heads up that the notification is expected behavior. Let me know if you have any questions!”

    One message.

    Do work.

    “Hey again, the .zip is benign. Thanks for reaching out! Feel free to open it.”

    They respond “thanks sorry I was at lunch”

    “👍”

    Never speak again.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is 12:45 PM 00:45 in normal digital time?

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    • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      12:45pm is 12:45 in 24h time.

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  • TBi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hi

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    • sarmale@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hello.

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  • izax@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the old MSN web browser that would say this to you when you logged in.

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