cattywampas
@cattywampas@lemmy.world
- Comment on If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust? 2 weeks ago:
Blankets aren’t airtight either, you ever rip a nasty one under one of those?
- Comment on First the frogs turned gay and now this 2 weeks ago:
So the bull says “Rectum? I nearly killed him!”
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 2 weeks ago:
It’s not sawdust. Some might be derived from wood but it’s just cellulose and does not contain lignin, which is what differentiates wood from other plant matter. Chemically, it’s basically the same as any other plant starch.
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 2 weeks ago:
If sawdust made my yeasted enriched dough taste awesome I’d be putting it on there too.
- Comment on You have nothing to lose but your brains 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Imperial system slander 2 weeks ago:
A foot is 12 inches.
- Comment on Imperial system slander 2 weeks ago:
Americans, to the British: “I learned it by watching you, dad!”
- Comment on today's massive sunspot looks like a dancing gorilla cmv 3 weeks ago:
All I see is a bunch of guys passing a basketball around.
- Comment on Substance abuses 3 weeks ago:
They say I got a drinking problem. I disagree, I got no problem drinking at all.
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 3 weeks ago:
I thought L was ligma.
- Comment on The two types of being high 3 weeks ago:
Everything small is just a small version of something big
- Comment on FUCK 3 weeks ago:
Look on the bright side. Small dicks get sucked, at least that’s what I hear from women.
As a large-dicked guy, getting a good bj can actually be a challenge.
- Comment on I am darkness incarnate 4 weeks ago:
Strength training and cardio have different benefits, it’s best to do both. You won’t get all the benefits of strength training by just biking.
- Comment on it's a matter of motivation 4 weeks ago:
Like in the title of the post? Or in the image comprising the post?
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 4 weeks ago:
Everything breaks eventually. Entropy always increases.
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 4 weeks ago:
Survivorship bias. All the ones that broke aren’t around anymore.
- Comment on Why don’t tech bros wear suits? 4 weeks ago:
Suits are a lot less common in the professional world than they used to be.
- Comment on Why don’t tech bros wear suits? 4 weeks ago:
Suits are not very common in the professional world anymore.
- Comment on the artemis program is a trainwreck 4 weeks ago:
Pipe down, the Artemis live stream is on.
- Comment on Rough time to be a woman. ☕ 4 weeks ago:
Irish quadruplets?
- Comment on Rough time to be a woman. ☕ 4 weeks ago:
Because it’s incorrect.
- Comment on How will you celebrate? 4 weeks ago:
Trump’s death.
- Comment on Whodunit 5 weeks ago:
He came in through the bathroom window.
- Comment on Ups and downs 5 weeks ago:
That’s my secret, Cap. That’s my fetish.
- Comment on Second and final day of cheesecakeposting. Here. You degenerates. 5 weeks ago:
I mean if we’re putting miso and red bean paste in desserts these days, why not?
- Comment on Dumb stance 5 weeks ago:
Who decides what a reasonable person is? Well a reasonable person, obviously.
- Comment on 🫤🤬🥴 5 weeks ago:
They’re an hour behind schedule because everyone ahead of you was 5 minutes late.
- Comment on Works like 2 out of 7 times 5 weeks ago:
My wife, with a free use kink: ¿Por qué no los dos?
- Comment on Cunk on bodies 5 weeks ago:
Common Cunk W.
- Comment on Moon Mommy Milkers 5 weeks ago:
Lol if you think they’ve been convinced.
