GreenKnight23
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 16 hours ago:
go back to fuckcars. the rest of the world has shit to do.
- Comment on Pop it in your calendars 20 hours ago:
there’s many ways to identify where something like that came from.
data forensics is a bitch like that.
- Comment on last meal 2 days ago:
I cannot stop laughing my ass off at this.
- Comment on last meal 2 days ago:
nice foot you got there…
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 3 days ago:
what can you expect, they’re probably getting paid 40-50% of what they should be getting paid.
pay less get less.
my pride as an IT worker wouldn’t have allowed me to let it fester for 18 weeks though.
- Comment on Oatmeal 3 days ago:
pillowpants?
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 3 days ago:
pro tip
I get it. I hate it, but I get it.
another pro tip from someone else in IT: see that appliance with the digital screen? fuck it. don’t get it. get the old shitty one that’s $800 less that doesn’t have WiFi or non-tactile buttons. you know what doesn’t need firmware updates? a charcoal Weber grill.
- Comment on Really?! 3 days ago:
it’s tough. you’re beautiful. don’t sweat the small stuff and find someone who loves you for you.
- Comment on Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? 3 days ago:
like this?
- Comment on Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? 3 days ago:
not a gyno but I stare at lots of assholes everyday at work.
- Comment on Why don't Americans use electric kettles? 3 days ago:
I have a small cast iron kettle that I usually microwave.
it makes spicy water.
- Comment on Just trying to scan my TPS reports 3 days ago:
fucking TWAIN drivers were the bane of my existence at one time.
fucking Windows 98!
- Comment on Oatmeal 3 days ago:
dick
- Comment on Perspective 3 days ago:
it’s about the wear patterns in the Berber.
that’s the bottom of the stairs because we’re looking at the treads.
- Comment on This is the dumbest idea ever 3 days ago:
that’s the point
- Comment on Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media 4 days ago:
Chicago civilians were abducted in the early 1980s and were experimented on. some went back for Johnny and never returned.
- Comment on There are major holes in this theory 5 days ago:
they melted it with global warming, duh!
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 5 days ago:
I turn it into a game to see how slow I have to go before they leave.
I have come to a full stop before, and they just kept honking. they did drive off once I got out and grabbed a crow bar from the bed of my truck and walked towards them with a smile.
I had no intention of hurting them and it was more for my own protection than anything. They clearly wanted an altercation and fled once they realized how utterly stupid they were being.
some folks just want to feel some kind of power because they feel powerless and they just need a wake-up call.
- Comment on Lost dog 5 days ago:
coyotes are smart little fuckers.
they understand that if you act well you get food.
If you only have one coyote and give them food, chances are likely they will be nice if they think they can get more.
that said, they are vicious wild animals that should never be approached unless you’re looking for a myriad of diseases or injuries.
- Comment on Made Ya Look... 5 days ago:
let me explain.
if black lives don’t matter then no lives matter because when we allow one of us to be oppressed we are all oppressed.
this is why black lives matter.
the movement is literally calling out the violence and oppression that our government and society has manufactured against minorities and is now being weaponized against all of us.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 5 days ago:
- Comment on How do you safely film a group of masked armed men while they are in the process of committing a crime, without them knowing that you are recording? [USA] 6 days ago:
don’t forget to get some XR glasses so you’re sure to get all the action in-frame.
and a hoodie to cover all the wires.
- Comment on Republican Pride 6 days ago:
I bought $200 worth of fireworks 20-ish years ago and have never used them. its like 50 mortars and a fuckton of firecrackers.
honestly, I never used them because I lost faith in my country back then. anything I feel for my country now resembles a dried up desiccated corpse.
- Comment on Millionaire homeowners sued the city of Charlottesville, Virginia, arguing a 10 square mile town whose new zoning plan to increase density had no plan to expand the roads 6 days ago:
you know, back in the day if this happened someone’s house would burn down and nobody would help.
if these wealthy conservatives are so desperate for the “good old days” and want to make America great again I think this is the perfect opportunity to make that wish come true.
- Comment on Viewers like you 6 days ago:
butterfly in the sky!
you grew up to be a piece of shit.
just take a look.
it’s in a book,
that you banned.
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 6 days ago:
- Comment on I require nothing more 6 days ago:
hell yeah
- Comment on Maybe someday 😌 1 week ago:
those tankies would be very upset if they could read.
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
putting the “ass” in passive!
- Comment on US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives 1 week ago:
yet more evidence religion is a sham. If god were real, they would most certainly be dead.
