GreenKnight23
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
- Comment on Robotaxis can break traffic laws without fines under new California rules 9 hours ago:
balloons filled with latex paint do a number on cameras. slash the tires while it can’t see.
should be really easy to get a bunch of them together at the same time too.
it’s like cow tipping but has positive impacts to the world.
bring some friends, make a night of it.
- Comment on Wild Ones 2 days ago:
cockroaches don’t exist because trash exists. they have existed since before humans.
- Comment on Temple Grandin event interrupted by emotional protest 2 days ago:
are gas chambers not better than a steel rod through the skull and scramble the brain?
- Comment on Yup 4 days ago:
scroomscrolling - screaming while doomscrolling
- Comment on Yup 4 days ago:
this opens so many new opportunities!
- scurinating - screaming while urinating
- scrawning - screaming while yawning
- screeping - screaming while sleeping
- scrapping - screaming while crapping
- screating - screaming while eating
- scrscreaming - screaming while screaming
- Comment on We're so back 4 days ago:
the answer is simple.
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 6 days ago:
it’s like playing craps.
some people bet all red.
some people bet all blue.
and the others bet that the wheel will spin off and take them to a better casino.
either way, the house always wins.
- Comment on New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs 6 days ago:
ok.
if “tax the rich” isn’t enough, maybe this will send a stronger message.
is this loud enough you old rich fuck?
- Comment on Leaked audio of JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon Slamming Remote Work 6 days ago:
where’s that document?
sorry, never got it.
oh those? I thought they were phishing scams.
- Comment on Leaked audio of JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon Slamming Remote Work 1 week ago:
then stop sending meetings that could be emails.
and for fuck’s sake, write your own god damn email. If I get a fucking whiff of LLM I will ignore that shit until the heat death of the universe. couldn’t care less if it’s from the CEO or Gerry down in facilities.
- Comment on Some people really lack civic sense 1 week ago:
that’s when you watch her intensely while licking your lips and “adjusting” yourself.
- Comment on Tight Pants / Body Rolls 2 weeks ago:
I shared with my family after finding it.
things got…awkward…
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- Comment on Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop. 2 weeks ago:
there’s a polymarket for that.
- Comment on Servers go Brrrrrr 3 weeks ago:
had the same. now I’m running more with less.
got rid of my commercial grade servers and implemented consumer grade hardware that requires less power.
I was running four whole dell R series for a total of around 5kw of power (four devices x 1kw psu + redundant).
now I’m running two consumer grade servers with newer for efficient tech and smaller non-redundant psus. it should be sitting right around 1.2kw.
the newer hardware can easily run what used to take a dedicated R series.
next is to consolidate all my network infra.
- Comment on Forensic Poetry 3 weeks ago:
sure it was! it left all the pure Columbian cocaine for the Tudors.
- Comment on Oklahoma school principal who stopped gunman is crowned prom king by his students 3 weeks ago:
This guy ran directly at the killer, without hesitation.
and unarmed and without any armor.
dudes a certified badass. just goes to show what you’re capable of when you’re sick of the shit in this world.
- Comment on Spring break on a budget 3 weeks ago:
she was pretty cute there for a minute.
I feel bad for her. she has shit taste in friends.
- Comment on Amazon started hiding ratings for some products 3 weeks ago:
I’ll hop on down to my local electronics store and buy my ICs and custom li-ion batteries.
thanks!
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 3 weeks ago:
I mean…it is.
technically all LEDs are “regular diodes”.
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 3 weeks ago:
wouldn’t it be D1?
- Comment on TFW you blow your nose and finally get that ONE stuck booger dislodged 4 weeks ago:
had sinusitis one year. really bad.
after a full course of antibiotics I blew my nose and the plug popped. it was so satisfying to not have that lodged in my sinus cavity. but then…suddenly… a hot rush ran out of my brain. thankfully I still had a tissue in my hand. a bright highlighter yellow liquid began rushing out of my nose. it was unstoppable.
at least half a cup of this foul liquid poured from my face. the whole time the euphoric sensations I was experiencing was honestly better than sex. the relief, the lack of pressure, everything was amazing. the most peculiar sensation was my vision was like I was being stretched out in a black hole. my arms and legs were barely controllable. my balance was steady only because of the wall I was leaned against.
- Comment on question for the culture 4 weeks ago:
I’m not calling to get you to answer.
I’m calling to find you. every ring, gets me that much closer to finding your location.
ring ring…
- Comment on Sneacking a meme in before .world updates 4 weeks ago:
mmmm…I do love me some gock.
as tempting as that is, I prefer my gock washed and communist free.
thanks for offering though.
- Comment on Sneacking a meme in before .world updates 4 weeks ago:
ma’am, this is a shitpost. I think you might be confusing me with someone who gives a shit about your opinions and sensibilities.
- Comment on Sneacking a meme in before .world updates 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sneacking a meme in before .world updates 4 weeks ago:
objectively by her mother?
- Comment on Sneacking a meme in before .world updates 4 weeks ago:
ugly people don’t get trafficked. they get held for random.
