GreenKnight23
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate? 16 hours ago:
I had this problem.
I stopped talking to them.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 16 hours ago:
keep up the talk fat man and we’ll have a paid holiday for every finger and toe we cut off.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 16 hours ago:
what a Joe thing to do.
- Comment on McPenis 1 day ago:
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 2 days ago:
I’ve wore one before, but only one.
it’s been passed down in my family for generations.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 2 days ago:
two things.
- nobody will get it
- I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually “do the deed”
- Comment on Midweek feels 2 days ago:
got it. you’re not just misinformed, you’re actually racist.
welcome to my block list.
- Comment on Midweek feels 3 days ago:
you mocked a holiday that is a celebration of the abolition of slavery in the US by calling it a “weird” holiday.
what’s weird about it?
- Comment on Midweek feels 3 days ago:
did you say the quiet part out loud or did you forget to take off your hood before you commented?
- Comment on Should I get a second opinion 3 days ago:
more like black, orange, and green right?
right?
- Comment on It will 4 days ago:
that’s just like…her face…man…
- Comment on Real af 4 days ago:
“alone time”
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 1 week ago:
know what’s crazy?
the file he’s transferring is the picture you’re currently looking at.
some say it’s still transferring at 300 baud today.
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 1 week ago:
put a bird on it.
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Only $50? 1 week ago:
is this what they would define as a “come to Jesus” moment?
- Comment on Only $50? 1 week ago:
larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 1 week ago:
you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?
I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.
the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 1 week ago:
I usually wet the tip and rub it over and over until it comes.
Usually get some looks at the store but it works 100% of the time.
- Comment on That's a good question 1 week ago:
just another example of Christians cherry picking what they what to use from their religion and using it out of context to better serve their agendas.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 2 weeks ago:
if they saw the depraved smut I was cranking to I can guarantee my ass would be a paraplegic from the whoopin I would have got.
they didn’t know. they’ll never know.
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 2 weeks ago:
I work in a professional environment where it’s not unusual to give months notice because you appreciate the people you work with and don’t want to leave them hanging.
in this same environment I have witnessed people getting fired on the spot with zero notice, zero reasons, zero sympathy. I have also seen people give a month notice only for mgmt and HR to fire them on the spot and then tell their team the person quit.
take my advice, don’t give a two weeks notice for your employer. give it to your trusted colleagues and quit on the spot for your employer.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 2 weeks ago:
don’t worry. they’re only 1/2 as intelligent as 50% of average morons.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
what about this commercial is masculine?
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 2 weeks ago:
so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!
- Comment on If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this 2 weeks ago:
I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
girly shampoos and body soaps feel good…
herbal essences was my kink for a long time.
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 2 weeks ago:
I was exactly like you. my last console was the original Xbox.
I got a retroid pocket 5 and have done more gaming on that in 3 months than I did in the last 10 years.
highly recommend it for the casual gamer.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
don’t sweat it. you’re both adults with life experience that is both greater than and equal to.
enjoy the date and be sure to be respectful and treat them as an equal. you can figure out who they are along the way 😉
