GreenKnight23
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
- Comment on Carrot 6 hours ago:
- Comment on Public service announcement 23 hours ago:
that’s what “pap” means.
peakin at pussy
- Comment on Squiggly Boie 1 day ago:
more brain cells
debatable
- Comment on Squiggly Boie 1 day ago:
that same model applies to Lemmy too, you know.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 2 days ago:
never ask a woman her age or weight.
never ask a man his penis size.
if someone asks you how big you are tell them, “big enough to ruin your night”. could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.
if she continues to ask, tell her “you could find out yourself if you’re inclined.” then offer to go somewhere.
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 2 days ago:
those bibles make excellent paddles for spanking. they give a unique hollow thunk to the audible slap when it hits a thick ass.
- Comment on High fashion 4 days ago:
is that Jared Leto?
- Comment on tiny tot engineering 4 days ago:
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 5 days ago:
fear not, I’m doing it enough for the both of us.
- Comment on Tennessee Man Arrested, Gets $2 Million Bond for Posting Facebook Meme 1 week ago:
dudes face is literally melting off his skull right now.
the only standing he’s going to be doing is figuratively.
- Comment on Tennessee Man Arrested, Gets $2 Million Bond for Posting Facebook Meme 1 week ago:
you see that glint in his eye? he knows the case has no merit and he’s going to sue the fucking shit out of everybody.
dude is playing that game, “would you x for a billion dollars?” and knows he’s going to win.
- Comment on negativity 1 week ago:
would you care for a shmoke and a pancake? blintze and a bong?
- Comment on I've been filled 1 week ago:
say “ahhh”
- Comment on So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lasagnaius 1 week ago:
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
- Comment on Ferns 1 week ago:
if they did they never would have wrote the article because they’d still be there having a firehose of information blasted at them.
- Comment on paint job 1 week ago:
it’s a dog eat dog world out there and if you can’t even pairs your dog then how are they even real?
- Comment on it's true! 1 week ago:
I had a house with shrubbery growing around it. the roots were dense but light, so no real danger to the foundation. I had mentioned to my wife a couple times about removing the shrubs to replace them with flower beds with smaller shrubs to make it easier to maintain.
one day I came home from work and her dad and her had completely ripped up every shrub along the back of the house.
I was livid. I asked her what she was going to do next because money was tight. She shrugged and said we can save up to plant something for next year.
I explained to her that those shrubs were protecting the foundation from water egress and by removing them we would have water in the crawlspace. she dismissed me and said I was overreacting.
this was just as spring started. guess what happened next? yep, water started to seep into the foundation and the walls were clearly wet. I showed her, explained that in 5-10 years the mortar between the blocks would soften and begin to break down and fall apart.
for context, the house was built in the early 50s and the foundation was just raw concrete blocks without any moisture barrier. the shrubs had been there since the house was built (or at least very nearly the whole time). there was one corner that had a downspout that dropped right on top of the foundation that had some pretty bad spalling but was otherwise in perfect condition.
she listens to me now.
- Comment on Tewwowists 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Breaking news 3 weeks ago:
Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.
- Comment on Are you? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on booming 3 weeks ago:
did you say that? you really said… BIIITCH?
- Comment on booming 3 weeks ago:
I don’t get the joke. when my wife talks back to me I tell her to shut up and to get me another beer.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 3 weeks ago:
anyone who threatens me will receive it in turn.
you’re gonna call ICE on me? better hope they get to me before I get to you, because there won’t be any hope for you and your family if they don’t.
- Comment on Lead 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on So she's saying that she's a sexual bull? 3 weeks ago:
always knew he was a bottom bitch.
- Comment on Classy 4 weeks ago:
that is an ashtray.
- Comment on Funerary rites 4 weeks ago:
the lights dim and the beginning to thriller starts to play as your corpse is lowered slowly down from the ceiling. a group of people come out from the sides of the stage and all begin dancing to the music as your body hangs there lifeless above them. after the song, a casket is rolled under your corpse and the lines are cut unceremoniously, causing your grotesque form to collapse unnaturally inside before the lid is slammed shut and the dancers push your eternal resting place down the ramp and out the door to the burial site, the music following them.
- Comment on President Trump suggested people shouldn’t feel sorry for Joe Biden over his cancer diagnosis 4 weeks ago:
depravity.
