GreenKnight23
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
- Comment on Sorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭 1 hour ago:
- Comment on Engineering 4.0: The Bionic Revolution is Here | Ziroth [9:30] 7 hours ago:
I have seen AI from the 80s and 90s that would fly fighter jets when the pilots were unconscious. that’s great AI.
LLMs are not AI. LLMs are glorified chatbots.
- Comment on [deleted] 9 hours ago:
Bub’s Borgers
- Comment on Hershey highway 14 hours ago:
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 1 day ago:
looks like he’s in the throes of an anal orgasm.
- Comment on Казахстан угрожает нам бомбардировкой. 1 day ago:
- Comment on 每次拉屎都尿尿但不是每次尿尿都拉屎。 1 day ago:
not all peepee times are poopoo times.
- Comment on Go with the flow 3 days ago:
I get constipated a lot, comes with age.
I once ate three helpings of cream of wheat and a triple strength coffee, extra cream, extra sugar.
I still could not shit, for two days. then, like a demon, it ripped through my ass like a shit monsoon. my balls were drenched and the toilet was clogged.
luckily, I was at the gas station. one of the attendants walked in while I was tea bagging the sink to wash my balls and taint clean. their surprised scream jolted me and I slipped on the floor. I attempted to grab the only thing I could to stop myself from falling, the sink. It was filled with paper towels to stop the drain and murky shit water from my sack and taint. I ripped that sink off the fucking wall, covering myself with shit water.
an acrid smell filled the room from the clogged toilet and now my whore bath water flooded the floor. the smell must have finally hit the attendant, because they began to dry heave and cover their mouth and nose.
I never went back to that gas station, but I always laugh my ass off whenever I pass by it.
do not pair fiber with coffee. if you don’t die, you’ll wish you did.
- Comment on I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun? 3 days ago:
if you can’t laugh at a tragedy, it could kill you.
- Comment on The struggle is real 3 days ago:
if the options are wet or dry butthole, I’ll take dry.
I mean, I bathe regularly and don’t scratch my butthole so I don’t think there’s many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.
- Comment on The struggle is real 3 days ago:
with what? a shit covered hand towel?
- Comment on The struggle is real 3 days ago:
TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.
- Comment on The struggle is real 3 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I like my trans girls like I like my horses.
hung like a bull and on all fours.
- Comment on What did I forget? 3 days ago:
I have met far more certifiably autistic black anime fans than white ones.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 5 days ago:
I like Trump. the fact that he’s president of the most powerful nation in history only means that I, a functional dimwit, have a chance to do the same.
- Comment on I can't eat it all! Don't be shy! 5 days ago:
I used to hate it, then one year someone brought raw greenbeans. no salt, no ham, nothing. just raw dogging greenbeans.
I hate greenbeans.
I’ll take overly cooked greenbeans that taste like soup and onions any day now.
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 6 days ago:
- Comment on Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽 6 days ago:
Corn me up, snake
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 6 days ago:
listen here you little shit…
- Comment on FACTS 6 days ago:
yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida
- Comment on Parking police 6 days ago:
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 1 week ago:
sure why not
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 1 week ago:
I’ll just start my own journal with blackjack and hookers.
- Comment on It's always about dat math 1 week ago:
back in my day calling someone “cheap as fuck” was an insult.
- Comment on Hole diameter 1 week ago:
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 1 week ago:
I figured it was mitten lube so your thumbs can slip into your anus to stay warm.
- Comment on It's always about dat math 1 week ago:
- Comment on dating profile 1 week ago:
still debatable.
- Comment on OnLy tWo eLemEnTs 1 week ago:
helium3 is getting low, right? I had heard we’re looking at mining operations on the moon, but I think that would be a very bad idea…
nothing like unchecked capitalism in space.
