Ex father? Broke up with his kids?
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Submitted 10 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
adhocfungus@midwest.social 10 months ago
Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
I’m thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Dead :)
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
He’s the father of his ex
cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One of them couldn’t digest cheese, so they had to go.
iii@mander.xyz 10 months ago
and still there’s people that pretend perfection doesn’t exist
socsa@piefed.social 10 months ago
It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.
fascicle@leminal.space 10 months ago
And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 months ago
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
This person is not lactose intolerant
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
You have never met one.
All the ones I know will eat despite knowing the consequences.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I used to work for one that would eat cheese pizza he ordered for the crew and then he would gas up the register line and go hide in his office.
papertowels@mander.xyz 10 months ago
It’s a special treat. You know how some folks get shit faced and call that a good time? Lactose intolerant people face shit and call it a great time.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
still debatable.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just how I like em
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
I see 0 issues here.
de_lancre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In fact, I’m gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
You can fascinate a
woman by offering him a piece of cheese.cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wonder if he has human cheese in his fridge.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably in his crevice too lol
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
6 cats lives alone
I guess the cats don’t count?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Makes sense, no cat would allow their servant to be so entitled as to claim to live with them. No no no!
They are allowed to exist near them. Under them.
It explains why this guy is searching for a dommy mommy. He knows his place! Insert horrible sex puns here
roserose56@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Nothing wrong with that.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ex-father (?)
Weird way to say widower or were the kids taken away and he’s lost all custody?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
He’s looking for a dominant mommy so maybe he used to be a dominant father. (?)
Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everything except the ex father thing is legit
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
they’re perfect
The_Grim_Dreamer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet he makes the same Christmas in Hollis joke every year.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
he’s only 18 what esle would he know them for!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 months ago
I'd like to seize those means of production.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This guy sees the means of reproduction!
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
He should say “entrepreneur” in the bio
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No it says he’s an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes