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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    he’s only 18 what esle would he know them for!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'd like to seize those means of production.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This guy sees the means of reproduction!

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He should say “entrepreneur” in the bio

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No it says he’s an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…

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    • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One of them couldn’t digest cheese, so they had to go.

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dead :)

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s the father of his ex

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  and still there’s people that pretend perfection doesn’t exist

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.

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    • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This person is not lactose intolerant

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

    They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    still debatable.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just how I like em

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🎤

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can fascinate a woman by offering him a piece of cheese.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  they’re perfect

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see 0 issues here.

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  • de_lancre@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In fact, I’m gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everything except the ex father thing is legit

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