de_lancre
@de_lancre@lemmy.world
- Comment on I use Ubuntu btw. 8 hours ago:
“I wanna be someone’s penguin” sounds kinky, not gonna lie
- Submitted 1 day ago to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world | 5 comments
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
To be fair and to not look absolutely deranged: I do understand that it’s not a competition.
If you like vanilla or popular stuff — good for you, no kink shaming. It’s just that I’m a perverted male and I’m not scared by hypothetical “perverted woman”, cause I yet to see one that outkink me (albeit, in answers to my initial comment there some potential one, I’ll admit).
So meme kinda doesn’t make sense and doesn’t work for me. That the whole point.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 4 days ago:
Each time this meme is posted I look into comments to search for proofs of those “perverted” woman. Yet to see one. “Uh, I do rimming, that is sooo kinky”. Your “kinks” so uncommon that you can find them in top 10 tags on rule34, focking adorable.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
If anyone wants to prevent abortion with me — I’m available on this weekends.
- Comment on It's the dream 5 months ago:
Thank you kind stranger for explaining this meme to us, now I get it. I already reported OP to police 🥰
Once again, my warmest thanks to you for this wonderful explanation, it’s amazing that with your help we could avoid any awkward misunderstandings~ 💜
- Comment on 50/50 chance this is a shit post 5 months ago:
Damn, I wish women was real. Imagine, we would be able to just ask them! Damn
- Comment on for a better future for ur children 6 months ago:
While I also have no clue what the guy above talking… Let me just note how amazing your nickname is.
- Comment on Bargain! 6 months ago:
How that weirdo in jacket once said?
The more you buy, the more you save
- Comment on xer 6 months ago:
Do you wanna talk about it? Do you perhaps need a pawjob?
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 6 months ago:
Lemmy not without problems too. Biased weird mods, small user base = not a lot of content and platform itself that lacking in some crucial functionality, like choosing comment layout by default (for example: always showing top comment). It sure are fixable problems, but will they be fixed? Who knows.
- Comment on why 6 months ago:
I think most slavic languages in general, not just polish.
- Comment on Things used to be more simple back then 6 months ago:
You forgot to add text like “me and who?”
- Comment on I like kiwi 6 months ago:
That makes me feel uncomfortable, it shall be undone
- Comment on Fuck Microsoft 6 months ago:
represents minority
tells that other minority shouldn’t be tolerated
Many such cases
- Comment on Reddit stock is down 1.99% over the past 3 months 6 months ago:
Wait, you telling me volatile stock market is volatile?
Who could possibly predict such a thing?
- Comment on dating profile 6 months ago:
In fact, I’m gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.
- Comment on Following your dreams 6 months ago:
$20k
Real question is: do I bring my own lube or not?
- Comment on I work long hour and make little money 6 months ago:
That propaganda won’t work comrade Ivan, we all know there no gay farmers in Vladivostok. Our wise government made sure of it!
But yeah, jokes aside, it’s currently a crime to support LGBT in russia. Being gay = being rebel against regime, cause real rebels either already dead, in prison or fled. Next in line, if I would guess, would be jews I think.
- Comment on 6 months ago:
I just checked how much my 4x32gb costs. Guys, I’m focking rich
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Disgusting
Do you have more stories like that per chance?
- Comment on If only it was like that 2 years ago:
Or a nice winter in the Balkans.
- Comment on Current state of Reddit 2 years ago:
I can’t even open reddit on a phone nowadays, cause my preferred sub have 18+ posts and reddit don’t let you access that if you not logged in. Also, there a notification, that I need to use shitty official mobile app. Also, there notification to login via google. Also, there a notification… Nope, I not using this shit ever again.
