adhocfungus
@adhocfungus@midwest.social
- Comment on house rule 2 weeks ago:
If you had just put Vicodin instead of Morphine it would have been 100% accurate. Although he does take Morphine a couple times as well, so maybe that’s just splitting hairs.
- Comment on When your father is clueless 2 weeks ago:
If you’re not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I’m curious about the cute mason jar. I’ve got plenty in various sizes, including roughly the volume of the pictured jar, but they’re all taller than wide. Not sure what I’d even put in it, though (besides tater tots).
- Comment on Tiiiiiiiiiime, its on my side. Yes it is! 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’d be a great template.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t seen the movie, but the book is very detailed about how the death march is tearing apart their bodies and minds. Some basically sleepwalk and get the tiniest fraction of rest. But even those that do are driven insane.
I’m not really a fan of most of King’s work, but The Long Walk is worth a read even if you don’t like his other stuff.
- Comment on What would you name this New vehicle outta science fiction movies 4 weeks ago:
Madder Max
- Comment on Ah yes that's my bad 4 weeks ago:
Posting AI output in here almost feels like cheating.
- Comment on Are you? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Acetaminophen-American 4 weeks ago:
Don’t worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Exactly what I thought of. No way this guy is serious; he just wants a wider dating pool.
- Comment on Wobble wobble 5 weeks ago:
That’s exactly what I thought too. I had to stare at this one for a while to get it.
- Comment on don't eat wild carrot 1 month ago:
Is there something I’m supposed to be doing with Queen Anne’s Lace? It gets more out of control every year, but I just rip it out and compost it.
- Comment on Entering hyperspace 1 month ago:
I always get the thought, “This can’t be normal. Guess I’m dying.”
- Comment on meal 1 month ago:
Is that salami or raw ground beef?
- Comment on These pesky airbags 1 month ago:
WHIPLASH
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 1 month ago:
I gained it after having a kid. I don’t understand it, so I’d like to see a study as well.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 2 months ago:
I was going to say Feynman for the same reason. Outside his classes it sounds like the guy was a lot of fun to be around.
- Comment on BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL 2 months ago:
I can imagine those words coming out of that jar.
- Comment on What MLK fought for 2 months ago:
We at that combination Popeyes and Starbucks!
- Comment on Water Snek 2 months ago:
So she was swimming for roughly 18 hours? I’m impressed and terrified.
- Comment on Laxative Effect 2 months ago:
As someone who worked at a gas station for many years, I definitely don’t miss this. For some reason the Women’s room was always consistently bad (I assume because they all hovered) while the Men’s room was relatively easy to clean.
But every week or so there was something like the image in the Men’s room that made me regret being born. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there about outliers messing up the average or something.
- Comment on THIS happens way too often 2 months ago:
Outlook does too. Basically the only thing Microsoft has gotten right because it has saved me 100% of the times I forgot.
- Comment on "I swear if that fly gets in my fucking ear again I'm burning the building down with both of us in it" 2 months ago:
Happened to my sister when we were kids. She got a junebug in her ear and it went so deep you couldn’t see it. We filled her ear with peroxide, which seemed to kill it, but she still couldn’t hear.
The nurse said she was making it up and just had too much earwax. We did peroxide rinses every day until it fell out a week later. Probably not very safe to have a bug rotting inside you, but we already owed a couple hundred for the nurse to dismiss us so we definitely weren’t going back to the hospital.
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 2 months ago:
I think most time machines are functionally teleporters as well, since they appear when and where you want. Being able to teleport into the oval office (and then back out) removes almost every barrier preventing them from doing something “which they could do right now”.
- Comment on Actually I see something completely different 3 months ago:
There are a lot of us, at least.
- Comment on let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together 3 months ago:
Use pin pad to complete transaction
- Comment on Actually I see something completely different 3 months ago:
That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.
- Comment on Anon is Illiterate 3 months ago:
That threw me when I started Guards! Guards!. I generally only have time to read at night and stop at the first chapter break after 11:00. For several nights in a row I was reading until midnight, giving up, then forgetting by the next time. Eventually I checked ahead and realized there weren’t any, but a lot of his ‘sections’ are chapter sized, so it works out.
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 3 months ago:
You should do it more, not less.
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 3 months ago:
Are you masturbating at all? I can imagine being so horny that a porn subscription seems tempting, but masturbating would clear that up. It seems like you’ve skipped several levels and gone straight to the most expensive masturbation enhancement.