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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we “use too much of it” or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.

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  • shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, “gee, i didn’t bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some”? These kinds of tactics don’t come from nowhere

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

      “ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

      “Oh. It was yours?”

      “Why the fuck would you do that??”

      “Well i didn’t know it was yours”

      “But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

      “People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

      Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

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      • PapstJL4U@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        We have to label things so they can gwt eaten. We literally have a “this is communist milk, it’s for everyone”.

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      • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When I was in the Navy, a dude kept eating my fucking chips and salsa. It was a small work center, we all knew whose shit was whose in our tiny fridge. So one day I put really fucking hot hot sauce in my salsa and left it in the fridge. Motherfucker has the gall to get pissed at me like I’m the asshole. He didn’t eat my salsa again after that.

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      • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

        He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

        “Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

        Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

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      • tamman2000@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t like violence.

        But some people need to get punched in the mouth

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      • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

        That fucking drives me up the wall. How did your parents fail so badly that they couldn’t teach you to pick up your feet?

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      • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Duh, a sandwich is the kind of thing one would never expect being left around with the purpose of being someone’s personal lunch. You’re obviously in the wrong here complaining. Asshole.

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    • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At one of my previous jobs it was the head of HR stealing people’s food. Every time somebody complained he’d put up a sign and start “investigating”, but nothing ever came of it despite having cameras pointed at the fridge. Eventually someone got tired of it, put up their own camera, and caught the head of HR on camera a couple times. Apparently the president of the company didn’t care and brushed it off. I only found out because the guy with evidence blanket emailed the videos to the whole company. Of course he got written up for doing that.

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m surprised the HR guy didn’t get the shit kicked out of him

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    • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t get how the people here are offended by this. Entitlement? It’s so fun to bring something in to just to find out it’s gone before you even opened it. Even with a god damn name label. If I bought a carton of milk, I wouldn’t mind sharing some, but not the entire thing for one person to make porridge from. At that point you cunts can just buy your own shit.

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      • pupbiru@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        i don’t understand how companies don’t just… provide milk tbh… milk, cheap coffee and tea… it’s such an incredibly cheap way to make people feel slightly less like garbage

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, can you believe how some people are so entitled they check notes expect to be able to use the food they bought

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      • faktotum@leminal.space ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m offended because this is indicative of a much larger problem(distrust amongst coworkers) and I don’t think people should be so satisfied with this band-aid solution.

        This feels like a microcosm of society as a whole right now. 3 individuals taking individual action that won’t solve the root problem.

        And I can easily imagine the boss(or anyone with actual authority) having their own personal fridge and just ignoring the situation entirely no matter how often it’s brought up.

        You can feel fully justified in doing something and still hate having to do it.

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    • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So I have to cook for my clients every day. Leftovers from most meals are kept in our staff fridge because the guys will absolutely gorge themselves on them if left alone.

      Every fucking morning, our old nurse would come in and head straight for the fridge to make a plate of those leftovers. Never once brought in her own breakfast or lunch. If the behaviorist didn’t cook something for her for lunch when she was serving the guys, she’d go right back in the fridge.

      Say there was enough for a whole other meal and we planned to use it again, put a big label like “FOR FRIDAY’S DINNER.” It didn’t matter… You’d go in and there’d be a huge chunk missing. One day, she actually ate a half of a half-serving tray worth of meat. I went in the next day and flipped. “Oh, I didn’t know it was for today.” “IT HAS A LABEL ON IT THAT SAYS IT’S FOR DINNER! I HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE THEM NOW! YOU ATE HALF THE MEAT MEANT FOR 8 PEOPLE!” “Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know…”

      It didn’t stop her, either… The worse part is that she was skinny as a twig.

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      • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just start calling her The Food Thief in front of people at every opportunity. Public shaming can be powerful.

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      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Likely that was her only food source.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You know what, I wouldn’t even bother if it happened once. I wouldn’t like to be in the same situation, and while I would ask first, I understand we’re not the same. The moment it happens the second time, though… Pure laxative with white food colouring.

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  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A more pertinent concern is having to work with the person whose behavior precipitated this reaction.

    One person locking their milk makes them a weirdo. Three means someone else is.

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    • Khanzarate@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plot twist: one guy brought in 3 locked milks.

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      • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or: one guy keeps brining in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Whenever his milk starts going off at home, he locks it up and brings it to the office to see how long people will respect the locks before throwing away rotten milk.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.

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    • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly. This is a reaction to people being antisocial to begin with.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No

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  • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My job has the opposite problem. We have four refrigerators full of food that no one wants to eat. People bring in homemade meals in glass containers that end up rotting and growing mold. Every so often someone gets the courage to clean all the refrigerators out, but it doesn’t take long before they turn back into giant trash cans again.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where is your workplace and where are the security camera blindspots.

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      • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Its in a hospital and as far as I am aware there’s no cameras in the break room.

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  • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “This is the lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is”

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe they would have to do that if you’d stop stealing the milk, Brenda

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    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      LOL, so I’m pretty sure her name really is Brenda. Years ago, we did a Pi(e) day thing. And one of the ladies, who complained to management about an optional employee lead event (myself and some other people just threw it together) where we offered food to people who didn’t participate, went to the fridge and was overheard saying how her husband and kid would like the pie and just stole a whole goddamn pie as she left.

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  • balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The really offensive part is having >2 liters of milk, per person, in a work fridge. What the fuck do you need so much for? I bet that fridge smells like a mix of spoiled milk and utter distrust for other human beings.

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    • nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      udder distrust. it was right there

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      • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk it for all it’s worth.

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      • balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sorry, I’ve been a vegan for long enough that I don’t remember the names for all the animal bits, even in my native tongue let alone english :)

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It is British milk. Even as a Brit myself it astonishes me how much tea some people drink in a day. That shit must literally ooze from the pores of some people.

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      • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I used to drink ten to eleven cups of tea in the UK per day. I quit caffeine for a while because of the headaches. I somehow never put it together that this drug I keep putting into my system would affect my brain …

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      • Dave@lemmy.nz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Huh. Here in NZ tea, (instant) coffee, milk (and usually Milo as well) are virtually always provided by an employer (only by social convention, as far as I can tell, not a legal requirement). I kinda assumed Britain would be the same since we must have got the custom from somewhere.

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      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        so I’ve had tea in Ireland and the UK, and my observation is that most people just use an ounce of milk for a cuppa, right?

        how much tea is this type of freak, that needs this much milk at work, drinking?

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This picture makes my tummy hurt just looking at it. I have a bit of lactose intolerance, but even with lactose free milk…I couldn’t imagine just pounding down a tall glass of milk.

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      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Try A2 milk. It’s from cows that produce milk without a specific hormone that tends to bother lactose intolerant people.

        Lactose free still bothers me to some degree, but A2 is much better. The biggest issue ot has is the sky high price.

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      • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Now I want a tall glass of milk and there is none to have:(

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  • Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yet another reason why I work remotely.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fr.

    If you’re gonna drink skim, save money and use water.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s semi-skimmed and it’s the best milk.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look here, we took this water, put it through the cows, now it’s better!

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah, yes, the cow filter!

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  • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i’ve had a padlock on it ever since.

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s the point though if it’s empty?

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    New interview question: “please show me the inside of the common refrigerator.”

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, people who drink milk at work are super weird

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s pretty common to have milk in your tea

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh, yes! Iced milky tea is delicious, highly recommended of you like iced coffee.

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      • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Tea.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ass crack bandit!

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Troy Barnes: So please, approve the Dean’s new security measure called “Troy’s law.”, because a camera in the bathroom…

        [He chokes up]

        Troy Barnes: is better than a quarter in your butt.

        Dean Pelton: As we’ve seen, the Ass Crack Bandit can be defeated by using the three "B"s: Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good. The bandit always gets his victims when they’re alone. Bend over with friends over.

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  • scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lol a guy at a shop I worked at did this. He had already given his two weeks notice, but he got fired anyways. People were sooo pissed. Lol there weren’t enough toilets for everyone who got it to use at once. I thought it was hilarious and well deserved, they actually gave me a talking to for laughing out loud about it.

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    • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Question: I bring milk into the office laced with powerful psychedelics. It is clearly labeled with my name, saying “This is mine and for my consumption only. Do not drink”. Someone takes and drinks it.

      Is this illegal?

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      • The_Jit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In the USA, yes.

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      • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Are psychedelics legal where you live?

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This reminds me for some reason about the time I found a half-full can of vintage rat poison at an antique store. It was basically entirely arsenic.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    image of paul blart off duty attire smiling to viewer with meme caption “okay”

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why does one of the jugs have an infection warning on it? Are these bio samples at a lab and the locks are a safety measure?

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I worked at a hospital, and sometimes the Emergency Dept nurses would be cheeky and use the biohazard bags and stickers from their food items. nobody is going to eat my cookies if they have to blindly trust someone being a joker lol

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It’s about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Trent the milk guzzler arrives at 6 and drinks it all.

      Fuck you Trent!

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    • systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then you run into the problem of people using excessive amounts of free milk leaving others without the chance to even get any. Better and safer to bring your own if you rely on it.

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      • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The tragedy of the commons.

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      • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It works here. Every morning they go round the fridges (it’s a big place) and bung another 4 pints in if it’s getting low. The only time it didn’t work was after a long weekend, when the bottle looked too full to replace but it was starting to go manky because it had been sitting too long after it was opened. I just went to another fridge with good milk.

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  • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with “GI supplements, don’t drink” written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn’t believe the warning.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.

      I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can’t imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.

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      • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t give me ideas… I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone…

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I work at a place that went from having bbq’s and get togethers to… well, nothing in about five years. Yesterday we got a company wide e-mail to tell us the CEO is GTFO’ing and being replaced by an external hire. I’m not worried at all though. In fact, I’m kinda hoping to be fired for the severance. Fuck this job :D

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My story exactly. Company still has summer parties but they cut a lot of benefits, started firing people and the level of gaslighting went up dramatically. I was looking for something else but fortunately stayed long enough to get fired and cash out. Found new job in 1.5 months. I’m almost grateful to them for being such assholes.

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  • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This person is playing 3D chess over here.

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Put laxatives in your milk.

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  • DarthFrodo@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s crazy how many people have never been weaned

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    • barnacul@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Very weird comment, probably super weird person behind it

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who can be bothered to steal someone else’s semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.

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  • orris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Couldn’t stand working with people who shop at Asda!

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why do they keep the glue in the fridge?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If it’s your own milk, fair enough.

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just bring a empty jug and stab the bottom and enjoy your free milk buffet.

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