Adulated_Aspersion

@Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pure Grain Alcohol enters the chat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did yall ever play that game AdVenture Capitalist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Say hello to the Baron for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kingdom Dome Celiverence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  its janky

  Ahhh! The true Skyrim experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the work is hourly, sure.

  If it’s salary… they get a notice that i am stepping away and that I plan to return at xxx.

  Salary buys flexibility, not unlimited hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Games Now Take 6+ Years To Make⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People arent expecting more. We are expecting passion projects from fellow gamers.

  Companies are leeching the soul out of gaming in the name of profits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Dad, I cant see too good. Is that Steve Jobs over here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Living in a van down by the river.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s your favorite video game that most people didn’t like ??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really want to downvote you because Stuntman…fucking…sucked!

  But I upvoted you because it is certainly in alignment with the post!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon Just ERASED Your Library. You Have 90 Days.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GOG.

  Offline download of the installer. Its yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's actually that simple.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not real.

  No RROD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For One Dollar More

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1 Monkey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Musketeer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Example of how logic works in Clown World⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If anything this will work in REVERSE.

  If she has several children as a result of her now superior adaptation skills, they may have the same genetic abnormalities with their noses. But hey, they will know the fix, right?

  Rhinoplastic Surgeons love this thought process!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cant recall the name of the sage, but I do recall the quote.

  Dumb people be dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could it be that the titles / authors of those books are at issue as opposed to the fact that there are books?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • Water purification method
  • Rice
  • Beans (dried)
  • Salt

  Get white rice if you want it to last a REALLY long time. It doesnt have the nutrients, but it wont rot as quickly as wild rice or brown rice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely has a master's degree⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Before hand. Before head. Before anything, really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Give me an A or I post it.”

  “You wouldn’t dare. It would ruin both of our reputations.”

  *click

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced: Official Game Overview Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, thanks for the recommendations. I will check out Reanimal and Split Fiction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate goatse shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced: Official Game Overview Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mad Max was of my favorites from that time.

  I HIGHLY recommend The Sabateur as well. It’s not super polished, but it was really cool to clear out areas of Nazi-occupied Paris by any violent means necessary. I played it when it originally released.

  Plus, that gameplay just seems *chef’s kiss here recently.

  Like you, I bought it for a few dollars on GOG. It’s still good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I drink more water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Berkey water tank with a set of Doulton filters.

  Hydro Homey gang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racing fans, is Forza Horizon 6 for me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sit here next to me on the “God dammit release another Burnout game” bench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy reference guide for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Build a bee box for the carpenter bees. They arent completely terrible!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy reference guide for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not trying to be a one-upper, but I do have a similar story.

  Before rennovating a house I lived in, we had TERRIBLE windows. The kind that let drafts of air and all sorts of creepy crawlies in. Well, an engineering paper wasp decided to build a nest in the eaves above my bathroom window. I was battling those red wasps with the jet black wings for a whole summer.

  I was in the shower one day. I got done. I grabbed my towel from the towel hook and started drying off. It turns out there was a wasp on the towel, and it stung the shit out of my abdomen in a few places.

  I ran around naked in the house swatting at the little bastard. I had to take another shower because of all of the sweat from running around swatting.

  I got out of the shower to ANOTHER wasp on my towel. I noticed this one before it stung me.

  I have since replaced the windows, but I STILL inspect my towels to this day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes parents don't make sense.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya like dags?

  …wait. that was Snatch.