Let it cook.
Humans need need some dread to take our mind off from all the other dread.
PUT. HIM. BACK.
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It reaches out…
knightly@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
One hundred and thirteen times a second, nothing answers and it reaches out.
kefalos@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
“I am not the guy that gets you high. That’s my cousin
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Get your hand off my penis!
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Can I have a link to the actual article/paper?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
Reading the introduction of the study (first link), they completely fail to explain why they call this language. Like, first they explain that fungi also have action potentials and that this seems to work like neurons and then they immediately jump to talk about how this could be a language. Am I missing something here? This seems like a legit paper, but why don’t they even attempt to explain or discuss this?
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Thanks!
electricyarn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This came from the New York Globe on April 1st, that’s all I know.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again. And again, and again, and again…”
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
So say we all!
kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just started watching Last Of Us, don’t fuck with mushrooms
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fun fact, global climate change is actually changing the temperature ranges that many fungus can exist in. Last of Us probably won’t come to pass because the cordyceps fungus evolved to zombify ants over millions of years, and we haven’t had any kind of constant contact with a similar fungus strain, so the chances of it being able to interact with our physiology is really, really remote.
But we can absolutely get really harsh strains of Valley Fever in areas where the infectious fungus doesn’t usually exist, and fungal infections are incredibly hard to treat.
nibble4bits@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
"Klaatu barada nikto!“
zerofk@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.
considine@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Usually ends in “wheep ni ni grah”. But my universal greeting is rusty. Maybe a regional dialect of universal greeting.
derry@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Humans did their job. Time to finish them.”
xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
“Anyone got a lighter?”
lath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Too late. It already clicked.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Oh no. Not again.”
NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
This further reinforces my theory they fungi are an alien species that is trying to guide humans towards a better future
huf@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
lenin was a mushroom, so this checks out
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
did it tell them the name of god???
Cort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There is no god, only Cthulhu
Rubanski@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Bantha Poodoo
Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I want to join the Mushroom collective amd trip for all eternity
Deebster@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
For the first few words I thought it was in Klingon.
Erasmus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“That is not dead which can eternal lie…”
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“… And in strange aeons, death itself may die.”
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
If the author wasn’t such a piece of shit I would love to get that tattooed.