FauxPseudo

@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$37 for a burrito⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cheaper to make more money off fewer people than it is to get a lot more people to make a little money off of.
  Once someone decides to eat out you need to make it seem like they got their money’s worth. Feeding them more than they should eat gives the appearance of value. The alternative is expensive staff training, ingredients you can’t get from Sysco, or laundry service for table cloths and napkins. Better to pile a large portion on a plate than to step up quality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$37 for a burrito⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of the expense is the size of the meal. It’s not uncommon for a sit down restaurant to offer up an entire day’s worth of calories on one plate. At one of our local places I ordered clams and pasta. When it was delivered I knew this had started out as a full pound of dry pasta. 1600 calories before figuring in sauce. And don’t forget the unlimited sugar refills on that soda. Would you like an appetizer or dessert?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it doesn't have sugar or alcohol , I don't want it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cursed cooler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The timeline after the Harambe Incident⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It all started December 26th 2015. Lemmy died. Two weeks later David Bowie died. Lemmy’s death ripped a hole in the universe. The year of celebrity deaths started. Harambe died. Trump became president. It almost stared the day after Christmas 2025. That’s where it all went wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With an ambient light source the same color as the cow and the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I supposed to assume a spherical cow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner for one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy it just for the half price Marlboros. Everything else is free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She never stopped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nancy Takes Out a Loan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This belongs in !ComicStripEdits@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS creative reply actually got them hired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear Mr West We are seeking an injunction and restraining order against you. We were only going to do one but after consideration we have decided to go with both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I ate all our cocks. I miss Trent Rizenor most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Roosters have a substantially more pronounced comb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is always an exception somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal to make them not have children?” – Connor Leahy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fight Meditation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I took this picture so I can use it as a reference when drawing a project I have in mind and make sure that I’m being accurate to horse anatomy at that perspective point.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Bull gives pads wings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because better safe than sorry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Bull gives pads wings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been my experience that I can’t post without a title and that some people might think this is about an alternative delivery system for caffeine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Bull gives pads wings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess it kind of depends on the goals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for them. Equality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a kilt person too. I have zero problems calling it a skirt for the same reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for them. Equality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a kilt person I support this. Even if it is a years old story.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Two wolves inside you? Add more wolves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨phonetic alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  P pneumonia G gnu K knees

  I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what the smallest squirt bottle you can get is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a difference between enjoying a smoke and being a rude idiot that is inconsiderate of others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Check your privilege. Vampires can’t do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you ethanol.