If that happened to me, I’d ask if the infection could be named after me.
I want it to be remembered that I won.
Bitey
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stoy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah. They would name it Spspspspspiosis.
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That sounds more like the name of the treatment than of the bacteria itself.
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Really? You want an annoying disease to be named after you? Like “fuck me i got the stoy today”
xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would want them to let me choose the name.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d want to have them to name it after me. “Dave Fever” has a ring to it.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Way to ruin that guy’s Plague Inc run, man.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
20 years later…
Kid: Dad, why did everybody turn into cat-zombies?
Dad: They caught Dipshit Nigel Disease, son.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
For science!
🫱😾
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I foster extra spicy kittens and tame them so they can be adopted. Each time one bites me I think about how I have almost no insurance and this could be the one that unalives me. Those puncture bites are amazing. This little predator weighing less than 1% what I do can do me in with just their teeth.
My pet geese are so much safer.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s a werewolf kitten, you can’t fool me
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No lynx native to my area. But a bobcat is always an option. Some legends tell of cougars. I can always hope.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Foster also, just had a foster fail.
But man, even if it killed me, still totally worth it.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We had four cats die within a year. All orange boys.
Then one day I get a call from a place I’m doing Trap Neuter Release. Some mom just dropped three kids on a porch. I go grab the kids and set a trap for mom. I get the kids home. Three orange girls, two are bobtails. I’ve been on the hunt for an orange girl for years. Jackpot.
Really hoping we get mom because these are bottle babies. Get mom. Orange girl with even less tail.
I know I’m probably keeping mom no matter how feral she is. Definitely one of the kids too.
Time to make the decision. Which kid to keep. Wife vetoes me. We are keeping them all. Plus two more orange girls that will show up over the year. I have six orange girls. Probably more than anyone on the east coast. So much foster fail. So few braincells.
Eventually tame mom after 12 months and multiple attempts on my life. So many orange girls.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All the people who let their cats roam, run the risk of this and other horrible things. If cat owners are too selfish to care about the local ecosystem and their neighbors, maybe their and their Kitty’s safety will get them to listen.
Found a half a cat in my yard a few weeks back, cause the neighbors wouldn’t fucking listen when I kept telling them that there are coyotes in our area
llii@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cat haters violently rubbing their hands…
Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How do you violently rub your hands? Do you mean excitedly?
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You rub them so hard it starts producing smoke!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
You imagine that you’re grinding up little tiny people between your hands while giving an over-the-top maniacal laugh.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Did you ever play Mario Party and try to win the raft game?
Like that but with both hands, the skin just rubs off
Fabrik872@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Catman
Toes@ani.social 2 months ago
Oh this is how we all turn into cat girls
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
… What’s the meme here?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Involves a cat, well known meme vehicle for millennia
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thought that was avocado toast.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Thanks for the screenshot but where is the link?
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I don’t know what the rest think, but if you can’t find an article when you know the name of the site, the name of the author, the date and the title I think it’s more appropriate if you don’t get a link.
notthebees@reddthat.com 2 months ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Thanks.
odelik@lemmy.today 2 months ago
shasta@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That’s a great picture
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I too really want to bite that pink nose in the picture
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 months ago
this isn’t a meme, this is a cocktease headline at an interesting story.
you have delivered neither funni nor wow.
shame.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wow, a new unknown bacteria! Probably two pills of any generic antibiotic and it’s gone! Oh no, let me never pet a stray ever again.
Last year one guy in England went outside for a walk, slipped and fell hitting his head against the pavement – he ended up in a hospital. Me, I now do not recommend anyone in the world ever leaves the premises of their apartment.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Read the article, he was on a cocktail of generic antibiotics and still needed iv vancomycin
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 months ago
To be fair, the headline says “was bit by” so I wouldn’t hope for any journalistic excellence
kureta@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Read the article
Challenge difficulty: impossible
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Me, I now do not recommend anyone in the world ever leaves the premises of their apartment.
Based on my experiences, it’s not a good idea, and should be avoided if possible.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Correct me if I’m wrong…. But isn’t finding a new bacteria rather common for people who look at bacteria?
The_v@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes.
For a long time identifying bacteria required growing them on different media. If then bacteria didn’t grow on the media, we didn’t know what it was. However for most pathogenic bacterium we did figure out how to culture them.
Then molecular biology advanced to a level where we can amplify and sequence a single bacterium’s DNA. This has led to a continuous stream of new species discoveries from different environments.
Finding a new pathogenic bacteria for humans is still a rare discovery.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s new to me.