NegativeInf

@NegativeInf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a deaf person wins an auction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something silent auction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Writing tip: just start brain dumping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  An extra scoop for cunning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Germ Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember kids, when making graffiti, always cite your sources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5x Evolutionary Winner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something banana organ.

  Idk. I’m not an alien.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not the mama!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the momma! smack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨??? Profit?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ma need a rigorous box and whisker plot on that data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's uncle is sick⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blood for the blood god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to Train Your Dragon (2025, dir Dean DeBlois)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who asked for this?

  A shot for shot live action remake of a well animated children’s cartoon?

  I blame Disney and their need to remake every part of their IP in live action+cgi. Now DreamWorks is doing the same…

  I do not look forward to live action Shrek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some new movies worth watching for someone who likes sci-fi and fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Falling Stars was a good indie low budget film I saw recently.

  Here’s the trailer. Here ya go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a scary movie with his gf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Show 'em your butthole!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do offline, local groups get started and reach others now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or start stapling posters places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon rizzes up a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon rizzes up a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe just aim lower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨little speedy boi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Named for its incredibly complex reproductive organs that loop around like a hotwheels track.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you eat nothing but smoothies, do you still poop?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And they are an energy source for the good microbes there too.

  Gotta get those microbial micronutrients.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you eat nothing but smoothies, do you still poop?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, physical scrubbing, sure. But also, specific fibers are required for a healthy gut microbiome to function and maintain a proper balance of microbes that produce other micronutrients that your body cannot make on its own as well as fending off the types of microbes that subsist of sugars and fats alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you eat nothing but smoothies, do you still poop?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoothies with a proper dietary balance still have fiber. So yeah.

  But even beyond that, waste products from the gut microbiome, and left over bits that the body doesn’t use. Best case scenario, you would have small, liquid poops.

  Your best bet? Intravenous feeding. Not that Drag has any intention of doing this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not pictured: a flat of eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Black licorice is best licorice. Red licorice is just a sugar rope. Licorice is anise flavor and is an amazingly complex experience!

  Fight me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨styropyro | I built a 20,000 watt microwave oven!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Very “a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator” vibe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨styropyro | I built a 20,000 watt microwave oven!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s more like, all the shit he’s done has killed the cancer/disease before it could even raise its ugly head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨styropyro | I built a 20,000 watt microwave oven!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad to hear he is alright and his testosterone is just… “Like that.”

  Got me worried when I heard he might have health problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advertising⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t a you wouldn’t would you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck paraphyletic groups⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically? All dinosaurs are fish. You are a fish. But you are not a dinosaur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck paraphyletic groups⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No such things as trees either…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indiana Bones!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That golden retriever lives great until the son gets curious with a hairbrush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ouch my texicles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ouch my texicles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.

  And keep Texas out of your mouth,

  Sincerely,

  A Texas hatin’ Texan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom of the year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. House? Padded cell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F#@%ed Up Realm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My phone contains non-euclidian geometry.