I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3
Anon watches a scary movie with his gf
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Fleur_@lemm.ee 5 months ago
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I feel like that’s the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I am become gay yelp
fossphi@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Fellas, is it gay to yelp
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 months ago
There’s a whole gay site dedicated to that
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 5 months ago
Is it yelp.com?
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Who cares?
bulwark@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 months ago
Another bad one I had once, we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good, we were chatting and laughing, until the nachos came by. She started to take all the fully loaded nachos, you know, the ones that are full of cheese and meat, leaving me only the ones that are just the chip. So I got up and went to talk to someone of the staff, to ask if they had some rule in the restaurant about one person eating all the fully loaded nachos alone, he said that they don’t had one (pretty crazy that this is nor a regularly enforced thing, but wharever) and I asked him to please just go to our table and made the rule up. He was nice and help me, but my date felt it was very strange and asked him if I was the one who made up the rule, and he snitches me up! Can you believe it? So, she got upset and said that she was leaving, but it was too soon for the movie and she was like we’re not going to the movie. The movies was good by the way, was this one with Santa, he was a cop and I heard he was paid 2M for that.
topherclay@lemmy.world 5 months ago
we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
You rolled and failed the charisma check. Unlucky because that could have been smooth.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Should have gone out with the Italian chick instead.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.
Wolf314159@startrek.website 5 months ago
Also, isn’t that the whole point of scary movies? I love scary movies and I show that by reacting to the good jump scares, gore, and creepiness. If it bored me so much I didn’t react, I probably would find something else to watch. My partner gets a real kick out of watching me jump too.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Yeah but you have to keep in mind that most relationships are for show. What you have is a real relationship. You actually want to bond with the person and not just sex and social validation.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Plot twist: It was the equestria girls movie.
Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Anyone know what movie?
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
knobpolisher@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Ah a shitpost
njm1314@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What’s that Bill Burr bit? The one about the bitch noises on the plane?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
She probably broke up because anon uses terms like “gay yelp”
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I love when my partner gay helps tbh
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
You should use more lube