bulwark

@bulwark@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That motherfucker ruined dinosaurs too!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrealistic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I always recommend double glasses.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …works on my machine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Button down squares at UT Austin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, the CS lab is the polar opposite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Lemmy's Ice beans the only ICE we need, right?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  beannut-brittle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I do have an alarming amount of hours on dwarf fortress…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the important questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ya, the newest dog at the dog park is always a celebrity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harken, mortals, your saviour is born⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I hate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image It’s because it’s cheaper to say it might hurt you than to not say anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rules of acquisition, rule 214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So like a Mexican restaurant named gringos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Elepharotic asphyxiation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is trying to position themselves as "Too Big to Fail"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for this dude to go the way of Sam Bankman-Fried. Open AI is the new Enron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May or may not be based on some comments I've read⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whelp, guess I’m color blind, and my only message is 9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May or may not be based on some comments I've read⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My only message is Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only you can prevent forest fires⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you’re the dude that started the Palisade fires, that dude can fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨important⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I hope “Mary” brought enough drugs for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a fancy waffle maker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, it was basically a mic drop for tiny waffles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt it’s that high. They surveyed 1000 people over a decade ago to extrapolate that:

  The poll surveyed 1000 adult Americans between June 15 and June 17, 2015, apparently on-line; the margin of error reported was plus/minus 4.4%. Further details of the polling methodology are not readily apparent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trapeze artists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a violation of the Geneva Convention. 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rise my minions, RISE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I also got a bag of ladybugs this summer to control aphids on my cherry tree, but they didn’t stick around. Idk if I applied them too late or the birds got them but we didn’t get any cherries because of the aphids. I’m going to try again next year with more bags of them and earlier in the season.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  100% of people who breathe this die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, I think it’s lupus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I came to the same conclusion. I don’t doubt that sex is on the decline but whatever data this “Family Studies” collected to graph this is dubious at best. I think I saw a sample size of 2,000, but knowing this has some religious angle, they probably polled at church or something and are only interested in the procreation of the “right” people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers a family guy cutaway⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Despite what they told me when I was a kid, everything on the internet is in fact not permanent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chevy has a hot new model!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, thanks for reminding me to make an auto apt tomorrow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chevy has a hot new model!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya know my 2014 Chevy Cruze may be a shit box, but at least I don’t need a subscription to drive it. Plus it has physical buttons.