bulwark
@bulwark@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bombs Awat 12 hours ago:
Not sure I can let you get awat with that.
- Comment on Paul vs. Tyson 1 week ago:
Idk, this fight kinda makes me sad. Tyson should be playing with his grand kids at some retirement community in south Florida. Jake Paul can get fucked, he’s obviously playing to Tyson’s ego.
- Comment on Anon watches a scary movie with his gf 1 week ago:
That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.
- Comment on Realistically... How fucked is the US? 1 week ago:
Look, I’m no guillotine-ologist, but I think if I was going to construct one I would forgo my usual method of measure once and cut 5 to 10 times until I have to go get another board because I’ve destroyed the last one.
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 2 weeks ago:
Really don’t care what this clown has to say after he publicly fellated Putin for 2 hours on live television.
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 2 weeks ago:
Wait, why would it become an emergency room curiosity? Ohhhhh, missed that last part. Gourds really are nature’s dildo.
- Comment on Balatro gets a second set of free card cosmetics inspired by Cyberpunk 2077, Stardew Valley and others 3 weeks ago:
This game is insanely addictive.
- Comment on Wednesday it is, my dudes. 3 weeks ago:
Got take, English got it wrong. I’ve never heard a frog make a sound like"ribbit". German out Turkish seems like a sensible sounds a frog would make.
- Comment on Last channel rule 5 weeks ago:
Real Sex always seemed so not sexy. I mean, I’d watch it for boobs as a kid, but I was always kind of turned off by the whole show, idk.
- Comment on Spoopy Naked Mole Rat 5 weeks ago:
Maybe, but what about the legal fees?
- Comment on He's just lucky I guess 5 weeks ago:
James and the Giant Peach 2.
- Comment on The 10 worst movies of the 2010s, ranked 5 weeks ago:
I actually thought of Dumb and Dumberer after I saw Beetlejuice 2. Those two movies are like opposite sides of the spectrum for movie reboots. I liked the new Beetlejuice and thought they did the original justice where as Dumb and Dumberer seemed like a blatant cash grab. I don’t really remember any of the scary movie franchise except for 1 & 2, but I assume they get progressively.
- Comment on No further questions your honour 1 month ago:
Not that uncommon. Have you seen that documentary called The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot
- Comment on What can I do with US$10K that is a good investment? 1 month ago:
I got a 7k bonus 20 years ago in the military. I seriously considered investing it in the Vangard total stock market index fund. In '04 it was trading at $54 per share, today $282. Had I invested that $7,000 I would have $365,555 today. Instead I “invested” it at the strip club because I was a young dumb E-3 in Pensacola and New Orleans was only a weekend pass away. Long story short, index funds are the way to go.
- Comment on New RoboCop TV series has James Wan as executive producer 1 month ago:
I can see Bezos as RoboCop busting the “evil” union reps.
- Comment on New RoboCop TV series has James Wan as executive producer 1 month ago:
Cautiously optimistic for this one. Amazon series can be hit or miss, that being said, I really liked the Fallout show.
- Comment on The Signal 1 month ago:
Speak for your self. Image
- Comment on My Tool phase 1 month ago:
Damn, I had no idea that Maynard was on the that green jello album. That was also my first CD I ever got. Probably from lSam Goody in the mall to play on my sony discman in like 1993 or something.
- Comment on Please stop making Alien movies 2 months ago:
Haven’t seen it yet, but if it’s got xenomorphs I’m in. I like all the Alien movies, even the “bad” ones like 3 and 4. I even liked the original aliens vs predators.
- Comment on I hate it so much 2 months ago:
Just slide it back.
- Comment on Behold, the '98 Ford Aerostar 2 months ago:
Lofty goals, but you don’t choose the Aerostar. The Aerostar chooses you.
- Comment on Ma? 3 months ago:
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
- Comment on What song would cause you to do this to yourself ? 3 months ago:
Here’s the album art for Electriclarryland. I made the mistake of clicking on wiki article that inspired it. Wouldn’t recommend.
- Comment on Speed 3 months ago:
Guess that makes sense. Still not putting a stick person family on my car.
- Comment on Speed 3 months ago:
Has anyone ever seen a baby on board sticker and thought “well I was going to drive recklessly, but I better not”
- Comment on Anon makes up a word 4 months ago:
I’m for sure in this boat. I can’t think of a single teacher from highschool that has a positive impact on my life. All of them seemed to not give a shit and a few seemed to genuinely hate their job and students. At least that’s what I remember.
- Comment on Towering Tumult 4 months ago:
Nice, how long did that take to render?
- Comment on Title 4 months ago:
I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.
- Comment on I’m ashamed I asked but this post is not about me 4 months ago:
That’s why I can’t ever trust what it says. No conviction. I’m like stick to your guns chatGPT.
- Comment on Ah, memories... 5 months ago:
Duck and cover, it’s just good science.
