bulwark

@bulwark@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only you can prevent forest fires⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you’re the dude that started the Palisade fires, that dude can fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I hope “Mary” brought enough drugs for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a fancy waffle maker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, it was basically a mic drop for tiny waffles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt it’s that high. They surveyed 1000 people over a decade ago to extrapolate that:

  The poll surveyed 1000 adult Americans between June 15 and June 17, 2015, apparently on-line; the margin of error reported was plus/minus 4.4%. Further details of the polling methodology are not readily apparent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trapeze artists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a violation of the Geneva Convention. 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rise my minions, RISE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also got a bag of ladybugs this summer to control aphids on my cherry tree, but they didn’t stick around. Idk if I applied them too late or the birds got them but we didn’t get any cherries because of the aphids. I’m going to try again next year with more bags of them and earlier in the season.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100% of people who breathe this die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, I think it’s lupus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I came to the same conclusion. I don’t doubt that sex is on the decline but whatever data this “Family Studies” collected to graph this is dubious at best. I think I saw a sample size of 2,000, but knowing this has some religious angle, they probably polled at church or something and are only interested in the procreation of the “right” people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers a family guy cutaway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Despite what they told me when I was a kid, everything on the internet is in fact not permanent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chevy has a hot new model!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, thanks for reminding me to make an auto apt tomorrow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chevy has a hot new model!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya know my 2014 Chevy Cruze may be a shit box, but at least I don’t need a subscription to drive it. Plus it has physical buttons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux Desktop Share hits 6%... Will Adobe finally Support Linux?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanted Adobe 5 years ago on Linux. Now, they can get fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a gamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I supposed to play on “High” settings like some kinda peasant? Jk, my gpu is so old if it were a kid it would be starting 1st grade this year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you got in a time machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Viruses, as far as the eye can see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨incoming pickles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jimmy John’s Pickle Bandits strike again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(insert spaceship noises here)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Cybertruck Is Not Selling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Always Sunny called it. youtu.be/tG5t6mPAjg8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst part about living in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who’s lived on a cobblestone street before, it’s nice to look at, but a lot less functional than asphalt or concrete. Especially trying to walk home from the bar with a few drinks in you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So long suckers!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was actually. You could see the Milky Way, I wish I had got pics. That same cruise we went directly over the Mariana trench as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So long suckers!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been there, not much to see, honestly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an 80s villain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dumbass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Costco changed the bag to plastic!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be my imagination but I think Kirkland stuff has been declining in quality lately. The paper towels seem worse now, but I’m not sure how.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad way to go out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can think of worst last meals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senator Alex Padilla forcefully removed and handcuffed after questioning Kristi Noem at press conference in LA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone seen the video footage proceeding this? What caused him to be removed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoos⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think comic sans would do a lot for their brand image, honestly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨longiboie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A colossal squid is filmed in its natural habitat for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just watched it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPoG9H8Hlo it’s small, but still really cool