bulwark
@bulwark@lemmy.world
- Comment on Only you can prevent forest fires 10 hours ago:
Unless you’re the dude that started the Palisade fires, that dude can fuck off.
- Comment on important 1 week ago:
Well I hope “Mary” brought enough drugs for everyone.
- Comment on Anon has a fancy waffle maker 1 week ago:
yeah, it was basically a mic drop for tiny waffles
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 3 weeks ago:
I doubt it’s that high. They surveyed 1000 people over a decade ago to extrapolate that:
The poll surveyed 1000 adult Americans between June 15 and June 17, 2015, apparently on-line; the margin of error reported was plus/minus 4.4%. Further details of the polling methodology are not readily apparent.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 3 weeks ago:
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 3 weeks ago:
This is a violation of the Geneva Convention. 🤢
- Comment on rise my minions, RISE 3 weeks ago:
I also got a bag of ladybugs this summer to control aphids on my cherry tree, but they didn’t stick around. Idk if I applied them too late or the birds got them but we didn’t get any cherries because of the aphids. I’m going to try again next year with more bags of them and earlier in the season.
- Comment on Rust 5 weeks ago:
100% of people who breathe this die.
- Comment on Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head 1 month ago:
Idk, I think it’s lupus.
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 1 month ago:
I came to the same conclusion. I don’t doubt that sex is on the decline but whatever data this “Family Studies” collected to graph this is dubious at best. I think I saw a sample size of 2,000, but knowing this has some religious angle, they probably polled at church or something and are only interested in the procreation of the “right” people.
- Comment on Anon remembers a family guy cutaway 1 month ago:
True. Despite what they told me when I was a kid, everything on the internet is in fact not permanent.
- Comment on Chevy has a hot new model! 1 month ago:
Lol, thanks for reminding me to make an auto apt tomorrow.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
- Comment on Chevy has a hot new model! 1 month ago:
Ya know my 2014 Chevy Cruze may be a shit box, but at least I don’t need a subscription to drive it. Plus it has physical buttons.
- Comment on Linux Desktop Share hits 6%... Will Adobe finally Support Linux? 1 month ago:
I wanted Adobe 5 years ago on Linux. Now, they can get fucked.
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 month ago:
What am I supposed to play on “High” settings like some kinda peasant? Jk, my gpu is so old if it were a kid it would be starting 1st grade this year.
- Comment on If you got in a time machine 1 month ago:
Viruses, as far as the eye can see.
- Comment on incoming pickles 1 month ago:
Jimmy John’s Pickle Bandits strike again!
- Comment on (insert spaceship noises here) 1 month ago:
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is Not Selling 1 month ago:
Always Sunny called it. youtu.be/tG5t6mPAjg8
- Comment on Worst part about living in Europe 2 months ago:
As someone who’s lived on a cobblestone street before, it’s nice to look at, but a lot less functional than asphalt or concrete. Especially trying to walk home from the bar with a few drinks in you.
- Comment on So long suckers! 2 months ago:
It was actually. You could see the Milky Way, I wish I had got pics. That same cruise we went directly over the Mariana trench as well.
- Comment on So long suckers! 2 months ago:
Been there, not much to see, honestly.
- Comment on Anon is an 80s villain 2 months ago:
Dumbass
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 3 months ago:
Might be my imagination but I think Kirkland stuff has been declining in quality lately. The paper towels seem worse now, but I’m not sure how.
- Comment on Sad way to go out 3 months ago:
I can think of worst last meals.
- Comment on Senator Alex Padilla forcefully removed and handcuffed after questioning Kristi Noem at press conference in LA 4 months ago:
Has anyone seen the video footage proceeding this? What caused him to be removed?
- Comment on Tattoos 5 months ago:
I think comic sans would do a lot for their brand image, honestly.
- Comment on longiboie 5 months ago:
THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.
- Comment on A colossal squid is filmed in its natural habitat for the first time 5 months ago:
Just watched it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPoG9H8Hlo it’s small, but still really cool