What job do you need this hard hat for?

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• floppybiscuits@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Funny thing is these don’t meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can’t be used in most workplaces

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It doesn’t have to be safe … it just has to ‘look’ safe

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it’s fine.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one’s skull?

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    • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.

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  • BlueCollarRockstar@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Many of them do.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami

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  • bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hear the cartels are big on OSHA

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Adam Savage

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.

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• loomi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  #1 douchebag for that particular job site

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  • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes you’re at work and have to m’lady someone.

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• rugburn@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yee-haw’n

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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s going on my next resume

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      [Walking away, kicking rocks]

      “I yee’d when I shoulda haw’d”

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• IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Texan oil pumping

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• irish_link@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Super Bowl Commercial.

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• bisby@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll take 10, then.

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unfortunately these buffs don’t stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

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• Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yee-har’d hat.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I read it as “Ye harde hat.”

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)

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• nieceandtows@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be a smooth criminal

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Annie, are you okay?

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• pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t need the job. I need the hat.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you wear it, they will come.

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Professional Bull-rider?

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• sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Paintball cosplay.

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plot twist: He spared much expense.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude… ANY job.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.

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    • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.

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• MoonManKipper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The man from Delmonte says this building has to go

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes.

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• Ascend910@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  australian

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Construction cowboy

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

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• bitchwhore@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a one man village people band

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

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• knacht1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crane operator.

  They never get dirty.

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The foreman, of course

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Perfect for horse riding.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a job site toilet. Put it down, that’s gross…!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “…You wouldn’t go to the toilet in it…and then steal it again!”

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