loomi
@loomi@lemmy.world
- Comment on Would you consider me a “dry texter”? 4 days ago:
You are horrible man. Dry implies a kind of wit. You give nothing. Nothing. How could you do nothing? Even existing is something. What did you do while existing? Sit sofa? Eat? Nap?
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 week ago:
#1 douchebag for that particular job site
- Comment on Can you eat soap for acid reflux? 1 week ago:
Research the acid reflux diet. It’s helped me. No onions. Limit tomatoes. No mint. Minimal citrus. No multivitamin (this seems unique to me) . No vitamin D (me again).
On the good list for me Gum, specifically bubblegum with no mint Vanilla ice cream. Milk
Bette Middler swears by this to preserve her voice
- Comment on what are “female jocks” called? 1 week ago:
Amazonian
- Comment on How alarmed should I be to see stool in my blood? 3 weeks ago:
Colorectal cancer is rising and especially deadly in the young. The only safe amount of blood in stool is zero.
See a doctor asap for screening to rule out major issues.
- Comment on you are the democratically elected leader of a liberal democratic country which so far has had a good relationship with the US, how do you and your country survive 4 years of trump? 3 weeks ago:
Weaponized incompetence and flattery
- Comment on guys... :( 4 weeks ago:
I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.
- Comment on downloaded rednote and this a frequent emote in the comments 5 weeks ago:
That first character is more routinely a character that indicates departing from a space / location but in this example, it’s definitely not being used like that.
- Comment on downloaded rednote and this a frequent emote in the comments 5 weeks ago:
I think it means more like Great Trump. The 离了个 part means great. 特朗普 means Trump. Google thinks the complete phrase means The Great War but that’s not really right either because the last 3 chars defo mean Trump
- Comment on Why do Americans always presume that everyone speaks English 2 months ago:
Because they often do. And most non native speakers really work at it too. Love them for it
- Comment on If the US dissolves for whatever reason and goes into a state of anarchy what would happen to the rest of the world? 2 months ago:
America gets a cold, the world gets the flu.
And that is just the economic impact.
- Comment on I am a very liberal person and I have very liberal children, except for one. I'm pretty sure my Gen Z son has been taken in by fascist doctrine. What can I get him for Christmas? 2 months ago:
Voucher for 1 free vasectomy?
- Comment on Did binders used to be called tablets? 3 months ago:
Symptom of dementia?
- Comment on "Florida is a conservative Christian state" 3 months ago:
They should have voted then, or if they did vote, vote a different way. America is going to get the government they deserve.
- Comment on Brave 4 months ago:
Firefox, Safari, IE and probably Edge plus a whole slew of lesser known names are out there.
Personally FF for the win
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Holy shit
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
- Comment on Instructions unclear: We're doing Vans now right? 6 months ago:
Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.
- Comment on Uncle Rico 6 months ago:
What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.
- Comment on The US shouldn't have so many men 6 feet and over 6 months ago:
Woooosh! I, Loomi, wave my magic wand for you and there are no more men over 6 feet.
I have done this for you, but you, you are still you.
- Comment on You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery. 6 months ago:
By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.
Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery
- Comment on Before it's too late! 6 months ago:
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
- Comment on Why doesn't Israel have its settlers setup homes in Gaza instead of the West Bank like they have been doing? 7 months ago:
They forced settlers out of Gaza like 15 years ago as a peace measure. Fat good it did them
- Comment on When was the last time you made Jello? 7 months ago:
My last colonoscopy so like 2 years old.
Which begs the question, why haven’t you had your colonoscopy? You are too old to not have had one and jello in an acceptable color is on the okay foods list.
Also barf
- Comment on Would it have made sense in the 80s to believe there were dinosaurs 40 million years ago ? 7 months ago:
Like did we believe in dinosaurs in the 1980s? Yes. Yes we did. Was our dinosaur theory up to today’s current science, no. But we knew dinosaurs existed.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….
- Comment on What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant 8 months ago:
So much hate
(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )
- Comment on Is there any significance to people using emojis that match their skin tone? 8 months ago:
Same same
emoji became a thing because the Japanese wanted pictures aka kanji style representation of the ascii expressions. In any regards OG skin tone was average Japanese
- Comment on Is there any significance to people using emojis that match their skin tone? 8 months ago:
Also the first gen iPhone emoji were a Japanese add on pack, iirc a keyboard addition. I had to install this add on on my iphone3g while I lived in Japan. Those emoji had average Japanese skin which white people just assumed was white. Only after those optional emoji got popular did apple make it standard, android copied, then people got worried about range of skin tone seeing as the Unicode was a global standard.
- Comment on Is there any significance to people using emojis that match their skin tone? 8 months ago:
Historically the original emojis were ascii so the symbol had the color of text on the electronic device where typed
:-)
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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