I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US)

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• Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ready to get knocked up and then knocked about? That’s the Chav-life.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yer either knocking her up or knocking her down

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• IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ladbrokes is a good start. Job Centre. Gym (boxing gyms usually). Race riots.

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  • Makhno@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Race riots.

    Hahaha

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• njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t really feel like redneck is the appropriate parallel. It just feels off.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, a UK chav is more like a US white guy that acts and dresses like a black guy.

    A bogan and a redneck are roughly equivalent, but a bogan and a hillbilly also works.

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    • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You think lower class behavior = acting black?

      Extremely problematic take.

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    • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah but Chavs are illiterate and uneducated like rednecks just less country and more city

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  • DicJacobus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Chavs and yobs would actively fight with rednecks.

    Worst of the British urban population and worst of the American rural population. They wouldn’t xo exist

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Move to a rural town. That’s all we got around here!

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• turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lend your car out freely. Cosign for things. Make it clear you don’t like condoms.

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  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Drink lots of beer and look for someone who looks like theyre bot opposed to domestic violence

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hi

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I feel like if @themeatbridge and @frenchfryenjoyer started dating, it would have to be a poly relationship. You’d need a 3rd person with a username that refers to some kind of drink.

      Then you could have the aqua teen hunger force!!!

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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• starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Chavs don’t wear flannel. They wear polyester tracksuits.

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• DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Send msgs via baby goats you let loose in the country side. Worked for my aunt. Then again she was serial killer, but I think the tactic still applies

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• Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Idk literally any club on a Saturday. You’re asking where to find air to breathe here.

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• Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Based on your definition of chav (I too thought tracksuits, trainers, and UK urban slang), think about the kind of hobbies folks like this do. Dunno if it’s an exact equivalent, but if someone was looking for a redneck here in Canada, they’d be going to car and truck shows/events, hunting events, small town bars, fishing derbies, small circuit pro-wrestling events, that kind of thing.

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• BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hi yes, i am 30 and wear flannels and get too drunk on the weeknds. You can call me the man of your dream, NDB.

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• loomi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  PNW, we call plaid flannel wearing dudes lumbersexual.

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• sanguinepar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do y’all have trailer parks in the UK? 🤔

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or they might be Mick Foley.

    Hey OP? Does you “chav” need to have all his teeth? Because I wouldn’t call Mick Foley a redneck, but he IS missing teeth from falling off of Hell in a Cell. Which is a cage that’s about 20 feet tall.

    Imagine just waking up one day and saying to yourself “I’m going to go to work today, and I’m going to throw myself off a ledge onto a concrete floor. With the only thing to break my fall being a wooden table and a nearby steel guardrail. If I throw myself too far, I’ll most certainly be hurt or dead. And I won’t tell ANYBODY that I’m going to do this. So no safety measures will be set in place beforehand. In fact, I’m going to force my coworker, who has a broken foot, to ALSO climb a chainlink fence cage, with nothing in the cage made easier to climb…again, because nobody knew ahead of time that was the plan.”

    Ever wake up, and just think that’s what you want to do at work? Or that’s what you want your boyfriend to do?

    I guess what I’m trying to say is…go watch hell in a cell. It’s insane. Even moreso when you consider that the only people who knew the plan long ahead of time, were Mick, and Terry Funk (who was not supposed to be part of the match at all).

    The Undertaker only knew the plan that day. He was NOT happy he had to climb that thing…and he didn’t know he’d have to climb it a second time until it was happening. I mean seriously. Who was going to expect a 300lbs man to crash to the floor, and then think he’d INSIST on standing up, pushing medical staff away who were legitimately telling him “no, stay down! You’re going to the hospital!”, pushes them away and runs back to climb the cage again?

    And thats when he almost died…

    Guys! What I’m trying to say is go watch hell in a cell. It’s like watching 9/11 without the tragedy or terrorism.

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    • LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Your comment reminded me of the user on Reddit who would start out a comment talking about the whatever and then halfway through it became about Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell.

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We do except we call them caravan parks lol

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• DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Check your local council estate.

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Go to New Jersey and give out free beer

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Try the local flat roof pub. If you’re not sure where it is, listen for the barking of the XL Bully left neglected in the back yard.

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• DicJacobus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Chavs. As in the Burberry hat meme?

  Or the versions without the hats. Who are apparentley just called Yobs?

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• Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Try Phuket or Mallorca.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Football or soccer game

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Have you tried Tinder? Plenty there

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  • seralth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All over Grindr too

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• LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hear you can attract them with cans of Special Brew

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s neds, isn’t it?

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