DoGeeseSeeGod
@DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 11 hours ago:
Let me answer your more pressing question, yes Butt Nutts come in a tactical camo!
We get this question often for whatever reason. Let me ask you, are you gay for having your two Christ given nuts? No? Then why would adding more nuts make you gay? It wouldn’t make you gay is the truth.
If this is regarding the butt plug attachment mechanism, we tested several other attachment mechanisms to attach our nuts to butts. What we found is our AWD butt plug performed better than all others options. Our beta testers all said the current design of Butt Nuts was the most pleasurable and effective.
Once you try our Butt Nutts you’ll be so full of new confidence, you’ll brush any naysayers with a clever wittism like “Talk to my nuts” or something to that effect.
Even if it did make you gay there’s nothing wrong with that. Frankly, if you got a problem with that you can buy our product and shove it up your ass.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 18 hours ago:
My god… How long have we had this technology!!!
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 18 hours ago:
I honestly don’t know what the fuck I was exactly I was going for with this. The words/image of butt nutts popped into my mind and I ran with it. I guess I was targeting the truck nutz crowd which probably has major overlap with MAGA. However, I deeply resident the idea I accidentally created MAGA themed sex toys. Fuck MAGA, but not like that. Never like that.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 19 hours ago:
Excellent! Thank you my octo nutted friend! Or well maybe you’re deca nutted but that’s your business haha
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 19 hours ago:
I’m something of an expert in the field of Butts and Nuts, but I have no clue what you’re talking about. Will you personally show me these butt nuts you’re talking about? I have to know the competition. I’ll pay.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 19 hours ago:
Hahaha it’s not that type of nutt friend… Unless get me the design team we need to see if we can Butt Nutts cum! Sorry ignore that I have to go
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 20 hours ago:
Great question krooklochurm! Let me ask you do you feel tired when you wake up? Do you feel hungry when you haven’t eaten? Do you have wants or dreams that haven’t been achieved? Do you experience anxiety, depression, headaches, weather related events, or gravity?
Well if you answered yes to any of those questions Butt Nutts may be right for you! Butt Nutts have been scientifically proven to be a product. We believe in the power of confidence. The confidence we get from proudly wearing our Butt Nutts makes us feel like we can do ANYTHING!!! Unless you already have too much confidence, order Butt Nutts today and fill yourself with confidence!!!
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 1 day ago:
Is that a powerthirst reference? What year is it my friend lol. You just pulled up some very old memories
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 1 day ago:
Genius! You’re hired!
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- Comment on Caption this. 6 days ago:
Behold, two men.
- Comment on Caption this. 6 days ago:
Wing on, wing off?
- Comment on Character.AI bans users under 18 after being sued over child’s suicide 1 week ago:
Its probably the legal battle is most of it. But I gotta wonder how much of decision was based that recent headline of Grok AI asking a 12 year old to send nudes. Accidentally creating something that sometimes attempts to make CASM is not a good look and the lawsuits if a kid actually did it.
- Comment on I just spent my entire rent money on vintage 240p JPEG files of soup, and I've never been happier. AMA. 1 week ago:
Do you have a JPEG of the new prime minister of Ireland. Wait who just got elected as the new prime minister of Ireland again? I forget
- Comment on Clowns be clowning 2 weeks ago:
Why do cat moe links never seem to work for me. At least not the video links like 90% of the time
- Comment on ... huh... 3 weeks ago:
Pentagon
- Comment on Which one and why? 4 weeks ago:
Yes and I’m tired of apologizing for it. Go enjoy your dirty puddle meal you slurper
/s
- Comment on People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve. 5 weeks ago:
So you’re mad about steam’s monopoly and your response is to encourage people to give them more money? Little strange, but kinda kinky tbh
- Comment on People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve. 5 weeks ago:
Do you offer anal or orifice type lookboxes? Honestly, not sure what I’m looking for here. But I might just pay to see what I get
- Comment on advertisement 1 month ago:
They’re excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 month ago:
“It’s you.”
When you said that were you saying my comment was disrespectful? If so my friend I have it on good authority that the only person who can judge whether my comment was disrespectful was one of the OPs. Since you are not one of the OPs, I’m afraid, by your own logic, you are in fact the one being disrespectful.
Ultimately, I think I get what you mean. On the otherhand I seem to be judging that comment just fine.
I’m not trying to be a white knight over here or some shit. I got rude/bad vibes from that comment, mind you not hugely bad vibes, truly just enough bad vibes above the line for me to call it out.
If OP says comment was disrespectful apologize, but I’m not gonna stop calling shit rude when I see rude shit.
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 month ago:
Damn. Maybe it’s just me but your comment reads kinda disrespectful. OP shares their unique vulnerable experience, which relates to the original post. You don’t make the slightest effort to connect or respond to them as person or their story. Instead you google their ppl for a fun fact and pay their culture/story the compliment of “More interesting than the usual crap I read before work 🤣👍”.
Idk I can’t tell if I’m being overly sensitive, cuz no one part of your reply is really bad by itself. But all together, it’s hella trivializing imo.
Especially ending on the 🤣👍. Let’s say you post something heartfelt like, I’m depressed, I lost my job, I’m dealing with something right now, and someone replies and ends on 🤣👍. Unless there is a really funny joke before those emojis, pretty sure it would read bad.
OP thank you for sharing your story. I’m sorry you’re stuck between two worlds like this. Have you thought about if you and your wife have kids, would you teach them to speak ojibway or how to live off the land?
- Comment on :(( 1 month ago:
Wait is this that exact photo? I thought guy was on the other side of Bush when he was told about the towers. Damn memories weird sometimes
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 1 month ago:
An actual scientific article? Love it, thank you!
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 1 month ago:
Thanks for the video! Those metals are dope!
Makes me want a Saw movie based on weird real life science taken to the extreme. Jigsaw meets Cave Johnson!
Like two people are trapped together in a giant amorphous metal room made to look like a pinball machine. One of the people has to get in a giant amorphous pinball. The other person controls the paddles. If they score enough points in time they both move on to the next room. Well both if the one person isn’t splattered inside the pinball.
Sometimes I worry myself slightly
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 1 month ago:
Holy fuck that is amazing! Wanna try one so bad lol
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 1 month ago:
Thank you for doing this important research!! I had one with craters when I was a kid! So very dangerous and fun!!
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 1 month ago:
This is a pretty good answer, but my inner child says nah. Golf balls are for adults. I want a bouncy ball!! Or bouncey ball! (depending on your persuasion 😉)
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 1 month ago:
1st off she not he.
2nd thank you for the sass about my spelling mistakes! It’s especially nice cuz you reversed them yourself lol
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