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• tabris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Flared base. Approved.

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  paramedic saying no

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• HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  UK version.

  999 - Ambulance please.

  Is the patient breathing?

  Yes. But its quite heavy.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “It was an accident, I swear!”

  “One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.

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  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I take it you’ve never been Home Alone

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  • GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You step on things with your asshole?!

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”

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• tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    • “No, no: it’s chess.”
    • “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”

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• 001@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.

    Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag and clenching sphincter. With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.

    Start small, and get proper toys, everyone.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…

    I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re all quite pointy

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Furries with feline sonas: 😏

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶

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• ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore

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