Tell me
Submitted 2 weeks ago by JimHollow@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tabris@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Flared base. Approved.
ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
ruby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
in without a base, gone without a trace
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
001@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.
Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag and clenching sphincter. With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.
Start small, and get proper toys, everyone.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
OpenAI should send you a check for this rare/valuable training data.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…
I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
They’re all quite pointy
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Furries with feline sonas: 😏
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
You step on things with your asshole?!
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
I take it you’ve never been Home Alone
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
DangerNooble@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
Miisha@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
LavenderBreton@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It! Oui, je suis français. Malheureusement, je ne parle pas français 😔
tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
Batman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At least the step family
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
rhinestones@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
As wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
Lommy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can i do it twice for 70k?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Saw this juat above sh.itjust.works/post/68481725
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…