OldChicoAle
@OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 1 hour ago:
It’s a natural resting form for our lizardian overlords.
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 1 day ago:
I’m gluten free but if I could:
7 layer. Mexican pizza. Cheesy bean and rice. Nacho Bell Grande. 2 bean burritos. Tostada.
Fire sauce!!!
- Comment on Velma can't math. 4 days ago:
Did they use AI to generate that?
- Comment on thats all 5 days ago:
I want to see them. 👀
- Comment on Yes, yeeeees, YEEEEEEEES 1 week ago:
Reddit is fascist. Prove me wrong.
- Comment on Pants too! 1 week ago:
My university would send you home to change. You missed what you missed. Adulthood.
- Comment on Caw caw 1 week ago:
Like how I can hear my dog walking around the house.
- Comment on I'm so ready. 2 weeks ago:
Hail corporate!
- Comment on This is real 2 weeks ago:
Doing anything > doing something. Not saying I agree
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 3 weeks ago:
Didnt this god kill everyone but one family at one point? Also, does that mean humanity started AGAIN from incest?
- Comment on 💩. 3 weeks ago:
Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs
- Comment on Excuse the fuck me? 3 weeks ago:
She’s not a “in sickness and in health” girly .
- Comment on It is only half greentext, though amusing 3 weeks ago:
“Just a three way? Gotta pump those numbers up!”
- Comment on It's official: EA is going private. 4 weeks ago:
Wtf? You think an image of a person makes something anti-Semitic? You see someone that looks Jewish and your first thought is this is anti-Semitic? Get off your high horse.
- Comment on I'm evolving! 4 weeks ago:
Let’s get you back to bed, grandpa
- Comment on Just tryna survive 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 4 weeks ago:
Okay tankie.
- Comment on Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’ 5 weeks ago:
These are terms from the Cyberpunk video game? I am confuse.
- Comment on Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’ 5 weeks ago:
Corporations are too big to fail. Tax players must bail them out! But your school loans are totally on you, slacker!
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
😈
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
“Started at the bottom now we here”. First red stripe in upper left is at the bottom.
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
From your balls?
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
Because of the way it is! Duh!
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
Did you read the post, sir?
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 month ago:
North of the Wall!!! I want to be a wildling
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 month ago:
That’s where the fence goes
- Comment on Elephant 1 month ago:
OldChicoFertilizer LLC is open for business!
- Comment on Elephant 1 month ago:
I want an elephant so bad. I imagine it’s like having a dog that’s just over powered in strength and intelligence.
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 month ago:
Well, maybe your appendix shouldn’t have been wearing that. /s
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 month ago:
This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I’m into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.
I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it’s not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man’s chest and just sleep for ages.
Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I’m a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.
Honestly, dick size isn’t so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.
Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.
I got really shallow in this post, but I’m okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.
Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.
Wow, now I’m horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 month ago:
I mean I don’t hate on soft hands. If anything, that tells me you take care of your skin