OldChicoAle

@OldChicoAle@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing anything > doing something. Not saying I agree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Didnt this god kill everyone but one family at one point? Also, does that mean humanity started AGAIN from incest?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💩.⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excuse the fuck me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s not a “in sickness and in health” girly .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is only half greentext, though amusing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just a three way? Gotta pump those numbers up!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: EA is going private.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf? You think an image of a person makes something anti-Semitic? You see someone that looks Jewish and your first thought is this is anti-Semitic? Get off your high horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm evolving! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s get you back to bed, grandpa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just tryna survive 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay tankie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are terms from the Cyberpunk video game? I am confuse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Corporations are too big to fail. Tax players must bail them out! But your school loans are totally on you, slacker!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Started at the bottom now we here”. First red stripe in upper left is at the bottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From your balls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of the way it is! Duh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you read the post, sir?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to bash Americans again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  North of the Wall!!! I want to be a wildling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to bash Americans again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where the fence goes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OldChicoFertilizer LLC is open for business!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want an elephant so bad. I imagine it’s like having a dog that’s just over powered in strength and intelligence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, maybe your appendix shouldn’t have been wearing that. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I’m into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.

  I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it’s not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man’s chest and just sleep for ages.

  Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I’m a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.

  Honestly, dick size isn’t so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.

  Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.

  I got really shallow in this post, but I’m okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.

  Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.

  Wow, now I’m horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I don’t hate on soft hands. If anything, that tells me you take care of your skin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean as a gay man I’m constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I’m horny? I’m not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm ready for spooky⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tomato season in California is called strawberry season. I guess we can call it red fruit season?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You… uh got more dicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a gay man, I had some of the best sex with a man that turned out to be a little cray cray. His place was immaculate but he freaked out on me after one hookup. Granted, I did cancel our second date, but no need to get weird about it. Blocked. Never driving around his place again either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The virus she told you not to worry about.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice.