OldChicoAle
@OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
- Comment on The correct way 1 week ago:
😈
- Comment on The correct way 1 week ago:
“Started at the bottom now we here”. First red stripe in upper left is at the bottom.
- Comment on The correct way 1 week ago:
From your balls?
- Comment on The correct way 1 week ago:
Because of the way it is! Duh!
- Comment on The correct way 1 week ago:
Did you read the post, sir?
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 week ago:
North of the Wall!!! I want to be a wildling
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 week ago:
That’s where the fence goes
- Comment on Elephant 1 week ago:
OldChicoFertilizer LLC is open for business!
- Comment on Elephant 1 week ago:
I want an elephant so bad. I imagine it’s like having a dog that’s just over powered in strength and intelligence.
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
Well, maybe your appendix shouldn’t have been wearing that. /s
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I’m into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.
I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it’s not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man’s chest and just sleep for ages.
Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I’m a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.
Honestly, dick size isn’t so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.
Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.
I got really shallow in this post, but I’m okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.
Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.
Wow, now I’m horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
I mean I don’t hate on soft hands. If anything, that tells me you take care of your skin
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
I mean as a gay man I’m constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I’m horny? I’m not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.
- Comment on I'm ready for spooky 2 weeks ago:
Tomato season in California is called strawberry season. I guess we can call it red fruit season?
- Comment on I love bpd girls 4 weeks ago:
You… uh got more dicks?
- Comment on I love bpd girls 4 weeks ago:
As a gay man, I had some of the best sex with a man that turned out to be a little cray cray. His place was immaculate but he freaked out on me after one hookup. Granted, I did cancel our second date, but no need to get weird about it. Blocked. Never driving around his place again either.
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 5 weeks ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on The virus she told you not to worry about. 5 weeks ago:
Nice.
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 1 month ago:
No I think you got it
- Comment on The look you have when you realize you've made the greatest alien movie of all time 1 month ago:
Daddy chill
- Comment on Hate to see all the suffering 1 month ago:
I don’t think they teach grammar anymore.
- Comment on The stand makes the difference 1 month ago:
Maybe it’s Maybelline
- Comment on SNAIL PRO TIPS 1 month ago:
This was amazing
- Comment on erm what the heck 1 month ago:
Dude every tech bro is fucking evil. This is getting crazy. Can we not trust anyone but our own moms anymore?!
- Comment on Phonecall campaign to tell MasterCard & Visa to stop censoring adult content 1 month ago:
Some hacker should release the porn history of their CEOs
- Comment on Itch.io is delisting NSFW games due to pressure from payment processors 1 month ago:
I bet a lot is money that these companies would take money from Trump and never child fuckers.
- Comment on My condolences. 1 month ago:
I always hated jalebi but I noticed that people that try it later in life (after childhood) usually love it.
- Comment on Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files? 1 month ago:
Because people on all sides are probably listed.